Good Moleman. Would you mind hanging my coat up on the wall, please? Ahaha. Relax, Homer, at Globex, we don’t believe in walls. In fact, I’m wearing nothing at all! Nothing at all!… Continue reading
Good Moleman. I thought you might like this restaurant, Bart. They’ll make a pizza pie with a topping of your choice. That’s good! The toppings contain potassium benzoate. That’s bad. It’s Friday Saturday,… Continue reading
Good Moleman. Fritz, you idiot! I didn’t order a bologna sandwich. I told you, I don’t like ethnic food! It’s Friday, February Fourteenth, Twenty-Twenty. The weather in Brooklyn is 30° & Pantone B137… Continue reading
Good Moleman. Aw, Marge, this is so depressing. My only hope is this homemade Prozac. Hmm…needs more dog. It’s Friday, February 7th, Twenty Twenty. The weather in Brooklyn is 34° & Pantone 19-4122… Continue reading
Good Moleman. I saw this in a movie where a bus had to speed around the city, keeping its speed over 50. And if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it… Continue reading
Good morning. Or afternoon. Or dinnertime. It’s Friday, January 20th, 1995. The weather in Chesaning is 38° & gloomy and somewhere, somebody is hunting. Somewhere else, somebody is making dinner. Somewhere else, somebody… Continue reading
Good Moleman. Yeah, Moe, Starland Vocal Band sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked. I’ve seen bands suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked. It’s… Continue reading
Top 19 Lists To Summarize 2019 19) Top 5 Things I Always Say At The Beginning Of Everything 5) Good Moleman 4) Remember that New Years Eve at Lenny’s? He didn’t even give… Continue reading
Good Moleman. There’s one thing they forgot to take away from us: this rag on a stick. It’s Friday, December 27th, Two Thousand and Nineteen. The weather in Chesaning is 37° & Pantone… Continue reading
Good Moleman. I’ve figured out the boy’s punishment. First, he’s grounded. No leaving the house, not even for school. Second, no eggnog. In fact, no nog, period. And third, absolutely no stealing for… Continue reading
