Category Archive: Friday Thoughts

Day 007: I’d Rather Not Get Peace & Quiet [Friday Thought W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Extra! Extra! Be Sharps sing on rooftop! Hey, this is mostly about Ross Perot and the last two chapters are are excerpts from the Oliver North trial! It’s Friday, September 25th,… Continue reading

Day 001: I’d Rather Stay Married [Anniversary Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. No, actually, a woman is more like a beer. First you have the skin, then the sweet sweet innards. It’s Saturday, September 19, The Year After Two Thousand and Nineteen. The… Continue reading

I’d Rather Drive A Blazer For 30 Seconds [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. I saved your life! That egg sandwich contains sodium benzoate. That’s bad! It’s Friday, August 28th, Two Zero Twenty. The weather in Brooklyn is 86° & Pantone 14-4317 and somewhere, somebody… Continue reading

I’d Rather Meet “The One” At Art Van [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. We have nothing in common. Look at these records: Jim Nabors, Glen Campbell, The Doodletown Pipers. Now look at her records: Starland Vocal Band? They suck! It’s Friday, August 21, Twenty… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Look Like Fernando Rodney [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Bart, what other paradoxes affect our lives? Well, you’re damned if you do, you’re damned if you don’t. Mmhmm. Well…that’s very good for a first try. You know what? I have… Continue reading

I’d Rather Be Thirsty & Unscathed [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Would you mind hanging my coat up on the wall, please? Ahaha. Relax, Homer, at Globex, we don’t believe in walls. In fact, I’m wearing nothing at all! Nothing at all!… Continue reading

I’d Rather Eat Pizza [Pizza Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. I thought you might like this restaurant, Bart. They’ll make a pizza pie with a topping of your choice. That’s good! The toppings contain potassium benzoate. That’s bad. It’s Friday Saturday,… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Drive To Work [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Fritz, you idiot! I didn’t order a bologna sandwich. I told you, I don’t like ethnic food! It’s Friday, February Fourteenth, Twenty-Twenty. The weather in Brooklyn is 30° & Pantone B137… Continue reading

I’d Rather Trade For A Dodge Viper [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Aw, Marge, this is so depressing. My only hope is this homemade Prozac. Hmm…needs more dog. It’s Friday, February 7th, Twenty Twenty. The weather in Brooklyn is 34° & Pantone 19-4122… Continue reading

I’d Rather Be Lame [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. I saw this in a movie where a bus had to speed around the city, keeping its speed over 50. And if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it… Continue reading