Good Moleman. Yeah, Moe, Starland Vocal Band sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked. I’ve seen bands suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked. It’s… Continue reading
Top 19 Lists To Summarize 2019 19) Top 5 Things I Always Say At The Beginning Of Everything 5) Good Moleman 4) Remember that New Years Eve at Lenny’s? He didn’t even give… Continue reading
Good Moleman. There’s one thing they forgot to take away from us: this rag on a stick. It’s Friday, December 27th, Two Thousand and Nineteen. The weather in Chesaning is 37° & Pantone… Continue reading
Good Moleman. I’ve figured out the boy’s punishment. First, he’s grounded. No leaving the house, not even for school. Second, no eggnog. In fact, no nog, period. And third, absolutely no stealing for… Continue reading
Good Moleman. Yes, I am interested in long distance savings. Very interested. It’s Friday, December 13th, Two Thousand and Nineteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 47° & Pantone 7545c and somewhere, somebody is… Continue reading
Good Moleman. Glue friendly or I’ll take your glue away and then no one will have any glue to glue with! It’s Friday, November 29th, Two Thousand and Nineteen. The weather in Chappaqua… Continue reading
Good Moleman. I just wanna watch “Honk If You’re Horny” in peace. It’s Friday, November 22nd, Two Thousand and Nineteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 50° & Pantone 115-1 and somewhere, somebody is… Continue reading
Good Moleman. Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell! It’s Friday, November 15, Two Thousand and Nineteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 50° & Pantone 15-3817 and somewhere, somebody is discovering the true… Continue reading
Good Moleman. To the untrained eye, I’m eating an orange. But to the eye that has brains, I’m making a point about marriage. For you see, marriage is a lot like an orange.… Continue reading
Good Moleman. You don’t make friends with salad. It’s Friday, August 30th, Two Thousand and Nineteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 91° & Pantone 0821 and somewhere, somebody is wondering what a trade… Continue reading
