Category Archive: Friday Thoughts

Day 273: I’d Rather Not Have A Cat Named Berry [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. We’ll take the Spruce Moose! Everybody in the pool! It’s Friday, June 18th, Two0Two1. The weather in SoHo is 82° & Pantone 659C and somewhere, somebody is hiding in under a… Continue reading

Day 266: I’d Rather Just Observe People [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. This isn’t my house. In fact, I didn’t even give you my coat! It’s Friday, June 11th 2zero2one. The weather in Manhattan is 68° & Pantone 0438 and somewhere, somebody is… Continue reading

Day 259: I’d Rather Be Night Drinking [Friday Thought W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Needs more ice cream. Marge, can we set the oven to “cold”? It’s Friday, June 4th, 20Twenty1. The weather in Queens is 79˚ & Pantone 10-65955 and somewhere, somebody is listening… Continue reading

Day 252: I’d Rather Shoot A Stoplight [Friday Thought W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Hey, Clinton! Paint my chicken coop! It’s Friday, May 28th, Two Thousand and 21. The weather in Long Island City is 51˚ & Pantone 17-4821 and somewhere, somebody is climbing a… Continue reading

Day 245: I’d Rather Keep Masking My Emotions [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Who the devil are you? I don’t know who you are, but I’m sure you’re a jerk. It’s Friday, May 21st, Twenty-Two One. The weather in Astoria is 75˚& Pantone 13-4304… Continue reading

Day 238: I’d Rather Learn How To Teleport [Friday Thought W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Stop pummeling me! I’m filled with chocolate! It’s Friday, May 14th, Twenty-Thousand and Two One. The weather in Chesaning is 54° & Pantone 15-3919 and somewhere, somebody is far away from… Continue reading

Day 231: I’d Rather Not Wear A T-Shirt Dress [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. I’m seeing double, here! 64 slices of American Cheese! It’s Friday, May 7th, Two Thousand and Twenty-One. The weather in Long Island City is 62˚ & Pantone 17-5104 and somewhere, somebody… Continue reading

Day 224: I’d Rather Go To Circuit City [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Hello, my name is Mr. Kurns. I believe you have a letter for me. Okay, Mr Kurns, what’s your first name? It’s Kurns, stupid! It’s Friday, April 30th, Twenty Deux Une.… Continue reading

Day 217: I’d Rather Use Mapquest [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Do you want your son to win the Nobel Prize or be a kickboxer? Can’t he be both, like the late Earl Warren? It’s Friday, April 23rd, Two Zero Two Uno.… Continue reading

Day 210: I’d Rather Just Buy A Pizza [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. No, I don’t eat any food that comes from an animal. That’s well and good for sheep, but what are we to do? It’s Friday, April 16th, Twenty-Twenty-Three-Minus-Four-Plus-Two. The weather in… Continue reading