It’s Way Too Easy To Make Major Purchases
There was a time, not too long ago, that making a major purchase was a major process. Say, for instance, the year is 1997 and you want a new computer. How do you… Continue reading
There was a time, not too long ago, that making a major purchase was a major process. Say, for instance, the year is 1997 and you want a new computer. How do you… Continue reading
Good Moleman. We only get 30 sweet night days and then the government takes it away. I can see through time. It’s Friday, December 30, 20Two2. The weather in South Ozone Park is… Continue reading
I work in the industry of losing. It happens in bulk 8 to 12 times a day. No matter the outcome, there’s only one winner in a pool of several. The loser count… Continue reading
Good Moleman. That’s not Latin, that sounds like rock and/or roll! It’s Friday, May 6th, 2022. The weather on Long Island is 57° & Pantone 14-4504 and somewhere, somebody is making amends. It… Continue reading
Good Moleman. Starland Vocal Band?!? They’re the suckiest bunch of sucks who ever sucked! It’s Friday, April 29th, 2022. The weather in Elmont is 57° & Pantone 17-3932 and somewhere, somebody is changing… Continue reading
Good Moleman. Ooh, I can’t get enough of this blood pudding. I think someone just had his first taste of bloodlust! It’s Friday, April 22nd, 2022. The weather in Howard Beach is 68°… Continue reading
Good Moleman. Hey Clinton, paint my chicken coop! It’s Friday, April 15th, 20Twenty-Two. The weather in Jamaica is 63° & Pantone 015-0032 and somewhere, somebody is googling it. They’re gonna get to the… Continue reading
Something something, blah blah blah, there’s too much technology, blah. It’s already fully apparent that we are too distracted in the digital age. It’s a trope we’re all too familiar with and are… Continue reading
Good Moleman. Homer, that’s not God. That’s just a turkey behind the bed. It’s Friday, April 8th, Twenty Twenty One Plus One. The weather in Howard Beach is 56° & Pantone 2707C and… Continue reading
Vanity plates have been around since the beginning of time. Well, probably not that long, but close. As soon as humans were able to, we’ve been dead-set on making our possessions unique to… Continue reading