Good Moleman. Go! Go! Go! Bread! Bread! Bread! It’s Friday, July 30th, 2ZeroTwo1. The weather in Manhattan is 78° & Pantone 17-3812 and somewhere, somebody can hear a grind in the distance. But… Continue reading
Good Moleman. Am I doomed to spend the rest of my life sweating like a pig? I don’t know. Pigs tend to chew. I’d say you sweat more like a duck. It’s Friday,… Continue reading
Good Moleman. Let that be a lesson, kids. Never try. If you want some butter, it’s under my face. It’s Friday, July 16th, Two0TwoOne. The weather in Astoria is 85˚ & Pantone 15-3919… Continue reading
Good Moleman. That’s odd. Usually the blood gets off on the second floor. And it smells funny in there. It’s Friday, July 9th, 202One. The weather in Queens is 81˚ & Pantone 19-4052… Continue reading
Good Moleman. Wait, there was no cane in Citizen Kane! Shhh…you wanna get sued?!? It’s Friday, July 2nd, 20Twenty1. The weather in Astoria is 77° & Pantone 17-1503 and somewhere, somebody is being… Continue reading
Good Moleman. I don’t want you stalking anyone tonight! Okay fine, have it your way. I’ll be back in a minute. I’m…going outside…to buy…some pornography. It’s Friday, June 25th, Twenty21. The weather in… Continue reading
Good Moleman. We’ll take the Spruce Moose! Everybody in the pool! It’s Friday, June 18th, Two0Two1. The weather in SoHo is 82° & Pantone 659C and somewhere, somebody is hiding in under a… Continue reading
Good Moleman. This isn’t my house. In fact, I didn’t even give you my coat! It’s Friday, June 11th 2zero2one. The weather in Manhattan is 68° & Pantone 0438 and somewhere, somebody is… Continue reading
Good Moleman. Needs more ice cream. Marge, can we set the oven to “cold”? It’s Friday, June 4th, 20Twenty1. The weather in Queens is 79˚ & Pantone 10-65955 and somewhere, somebody is listening… Continue reading
Good Moleman. Hey, Clinton! Paint my chicken coop! It’s Friday, May 28th, Two Thousand and 21. The weather in Long Island City is 51˚ & Pantone 17-4821 and somewhere, somebody is climbing a… Continue reading
