Good Moleman. My God, this whole things made of breadsticks! And Apple cores and Chinese newspapers! It’s Friday, October 23, This Year. The weather in Brooklyn is 64° & Pantone 18-3838 and somewhere,… Continue reading
Good Moleman. Beep Beep! Out of my way! I’m a motorist! I didn’t know you could do that. It’s Friday, October 16, Twenty Twenty Two Minus Two. The weather in Colonie is 51°… Continue reading
Good Moleman. Ice to see you. That’s the joke. It’s Friday, October 9, Twenty Hundred and Twenty. The weather in Valley Stream is 67° & Pantone 15-3919 and somewhere, somebody done messed up.… Continue reading
Good Moleman. Lunch Lady Doris, do you have any grease? Yes. My retirement grease. It’s Friday, October 2, Twenty-Two Nil. The weather in Brooklyn is 57° & Pantone 14-4102 and somewhere, somebody is… Continue reading
Good Moleman. Extra! Extra! Be Sharps sing on rooftop! Hey, this is mostly about Ross Perot and the last two chapters are are excerpts from the Oliver North trial! It’s Friday, September 25th,… Continue reading
Good Moleman. No, actually, a woman is more like a beer. First you have the skin, then the sweet sweet innards. It’s Saturday, September 19, The Year After Two Thousand and Nineteen. The… Continue reading
Good Moleman. I saved your life! That egg sandwich contains sodium benzoate. That’s bad! It’s Friday, August 28th, Two Zero Twenty. The weather in Brooklyn is 86° & Pantone 14-4317 and somewhere, somebody… Continue reading
Good Moleman. We have nothing in common. Look at these records: Jim Nabors, Glen Campbell, The Doodletown Pipers. Now look at her records: Starland Vocal Band? They suck! It’s Friday, August 21, Twenty… Continue reading
Good Moleman. Bart, what other paradoxes affect our lives? Well, you’re damned if you do, you’re damned if you don’t. Mmhmm. Well…that’s very good for a first try. You know what? I have… Continue reading
Good Moleman. Would you mind hanging my coat up on the wall, please? Ahaha. Relax, Homer, at Globex, we don’t believe in walls. In fact, I’m wearing nothing at all! Nothing at all!… Continue reading
