Good Moleman. Smithers, have The Rolling Stones killed. It’s been done. It’s Friday, January 22nd, Twenty-21. The weather in Brooklyn is 44° & Pantone 14-4103 and somewhere, somebody is biting into a chicken… Continue reading
A little part of me died on May 2, 2012. I was hovering over a crowded bar in Greenpoint, one that is sadly no longer standing, when the news came on the muted… Continue reading
Good Moleman. Bart, you want a brownie before you go to bed? I pickled the figs myself. It’s Friday, January 15th, Twanty-Too-Won. The weather in Brooklyn is 45° & Pantone 19-4008 and somewhere,… Continue reading
I haven’t even started this yet and I already regret the title. It reeks of kid waking up in the middle of the night vibes. I can assure you it’s nothing like that,… Continue reading
Good Moleman. Do you want to know the terrifying truth or do you want me to call them Whitey Whackers? It’s Friday, January 8th, 2021. The weather in Brooklyn is 38° & Pantone… Continue reading
Good Moleman. Remember that New Years Eve party at Lenny’s? He didn’t even have a computer. It’s Friday, January 1st, Twenty-Twenty-One. The weather in Brooklyn is 40° & Pantone 11-4201 and somewhere, somebody… Continue reading
Good Moleman. Gavin, don’t you already have that game? No mom, you idiot, I have Disemboweler 4: the game where condemned criminals dig at each other with rusty hooks, stupid!!! It’s Friday, December… Continue reading
Good Moleman. Tastes like burning. No, it doesn’t. It’s Friday, December 18th, Holy Crap It’s Almost Over. The weather in Brooklyn is 30° & Pantone 7389EE and somewhere, somebody is drinking a cup… Continue reading
Good Moleman. You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel. Is that about my cube? It’s Friday, December 11th, The Year That’s Almost Over. The weather in Brooklyn is 52° & Pantone… Continue reading
Good Moleman. The goggles! They do nothing! Run! We’ll hide at my house! It’s Friday, December 4th, the year that is currently now. The weather in Brooklyn is 51° & Pantone 420C and… Continue reading
