Good Moleman. Gomer upsets Sergeant Carter…with sexy results. Ohh, I’ll never forget that episode. It’s Friday, April 9th, Twenty Ace Queen. The weather in Astoria is 52˚ & Pantone 16-3911 and somewhere, somebody… Continue reading
Good Moleman. Thousands and thousands of people saw your pretzels injuring Jeremy Irons. You can call them, “Jeremy Irons”! It’s Friday, April 2nd, Twenty-Twone. The weather in Long Island City is 33˚ [FUCK]… Continue reading
Good Moleman. My cats breath smells like Grandma. It does smell like Grandma! It’s Friday, March 26, Two Zero Twenty-Three Minus Two. The weather in Astoria is 70˚ & Pantone 15-4707 & somewhere,… Continue reading
Good Moleman. That doll is evil, I tells ya. Grandpa, you said that about all the gifts. You even managed to get Milhouse on America’s Most Wanted. It’s Friday, March 19th, Twenty Twenty… Continue reading
Good Moleman. The snow’s melted. We can go outside again! I’m cold and there are wolves after me. It’s Friday, March 12th Twenty Twenty Plus Two Minus One. The weather in Astoria is… Continue reading
Good Moleman. There’s one thing they forgot to take away from us: this inanimate carbon rod. It’s Friday, March 5th, Two Thousand and Twenty-One. The weather in Astoria is 36˚ & Pantone 16-4120… Continue reading
Good Moleman. Bake em away, toys. They are baked. That was fast. It’s Friday, February 26th, Two Zero Twenty One. The weather in Long Island City is 40° & Pantone 289C and somewhere,… Continue reading
Good Moleman. Kids, you tried your best and failed miserably. Lesson is, it doesn’t matter if you win or lose. It’s how drunk you get. It’s Friday, February 19th, King-Queen & Jack-Ace. The… Continue reading
Good Moleman. Give me your fortune or I’ll blow this wino’s head off! Ooh, I like his energy. Put him on the callback list. It’s Friday, February 12th, Twenty Blackjack. The weather in… Continue reading
Let’s just cut to the chase. I’m not even going to bullshit you for a second. I didn’t actually watch the Super Bowl. I turned it on my phone with no sound for… Continue reading
