Category Archive: Football For Supper

Day 315: I’d Rather Stop Watching A Spinning Circle [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Go! Go! Go! Bread! Bread! Bread! It’s Friday, July 30th, 2ZeroTwo1. The weather in Manhattan is 78° & Pantone 17-3812 and somewhere, somebody can hear a grind in the distance. But… Continue reading

Day 308: I’d Rather Not Let Willy Cause A Car Accident [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Am I doomed to spend the rest of my life sweating like a pig? I don’t know. Pigs tend to chew. I’d say you sweat more like a duck. It’s Friday,… Continue reading

Day 301: I’d Rather Get More Accurate Notifications [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Let that be a lesson, kids. Never try. If you want some butter, it’s under my face. It’s Friday, July 16th, Two0TwoOne. The weather in Astoria is 85˚ & Pantone 15-3919… Continue reading

Day 294: I’d Rather Not Be Married To Norm Macdonald [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. That’s odd. Usually the blood gets off on the second floor. And it smells funny in there. It’s Friday, July 9th, 202One. The weather in Queens is 81˚ & Pantone 19-4052… Continue reading

Day 287: I’d Rather Leave In The 3rd Inning [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Wait, there was no cane in Citizen Kane! Shhh…you wanna get sued?!? It’s Friday, July 2nd, 20Twenty1. The weather in Astoria is 77° & Pantone 17-1503 and somewhere, somebody is being… Continue reading

Day 280: I’d Rather Only Have Good Problems [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. I don’t want you stalking anyone tonight! Okay fine, have it your way. I’ll be back in a minute. I’m…going outside…to buy…some pornography. It’s Friday, June 25th, Twenty21. The weather in… Continue reading

Day 273: I’d Rather Not Have A Cat Named Berry [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. We’ll take the Spruce Moose! Everybody in the pool! It’s Friday, June 18th, Two0Two1. The weather in SoHo is 82° & Pantone 659C and somewhere, somebody is hiding in under a… Continue reading

Day 266: I’d Rather Just Observe People [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. This isn’t my house. In fact, I didn’t even give you my coat! It’s Friday, June 11th 2zero2one. The weather in Manhattan is 68° & Pantone 0438 and somewhere, somebody is… Continue reading

Day 259: I’d Rather Be Night Drinking [Friday Thought W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Needs more ice cream. Marge, can we set the oven to “cold”? It’s Friday, June 4th, 20Twenty1. The weather in Queens is 79˚ & Pantone 10-65955 and somewhere, somebody is listening… Continue reading

Day 252: I’d Rather Shoot A Stoplight [Friday Thought W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Hey, Clinton! Paint my chicken coop! It’s Friday, May 28th, Two Thousand and 21. The weather in Long Island City is 51˚ & Pantone 17-4821 and somewhere, somebody is climbing a… Continue reading