Category Archive: Football For Supper

I’d Rather Not Deal With The MTA’s Crap [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. That’s not Latin, that sounds like rock and/or roll! It’s Friday, May 6th, 2022. The weather on Long Island is 57° & Pantone 14-4504 and somewhere, somebody is making amends. It… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Use A Magic Restroom [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Starland Vocal Band?!? They’re the suckiest bunch of sucks who ever sucked! It’s Friday, April 29th, 2022. The weather in Elmont is 57° & Pantone 17-3932 and somewhere, somebody is changing… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Abandon My Car On The Middle Of The Expressway [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Ooh, I can’t get enough of this blood pudding. I think someone just had his first taste of bloodlust! It’s Friday, April 22nd, 2022. The weather in Howard Beach is 68°… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Listen To Dying Camels [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Hey Clinton, paint my chicken coop! It’s Friday, April 15th, 20Twenty-Two. The weather in Jamaica is 63° & Pantone 015-0032 and somewhere, somebody is googling it. They’re gonna get to the… Continue reading

On Being Constantly Distracted

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Something something, blah blah blah, there’s too much technology, blah. It’s already fully apparent that we are too distracted in the digital age. It’s a trope we’re all too familiar with and are… Continue reading

I’d Rather Chop Carefully With A Dull Knife [Friday Thought W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Homer, that’s not God. That’s just a turkey behind the bed. It’s Friday, April 8th, Twenty Twenty One Plus One. The weather in Howard Beach is 56° & Pantone 2707C and… Continue reading

I Think It’s Time To Talk About License Plate Holders

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Vanity plates have been around since the beginning of time. Well, probably not that long, but close. As soon as humans were able to, we’ve been dead-set on making our possessions unique to… Continue reading

I’d Rather Go To Subaru Driving School [Friday Thought W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. That’s a fine looking BBQ. That’s exactly what I’d be saying if it wasn’t 3 inches too short. It’s Friday, April 1, 2022. The weather in Jamaica is 56° & Pantone… Continue reading

I’d Rather Rename It A “Something Already Happened Indicator” [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. We’re talking about the M-A-L-L on M-A-R-S! Mallomars?!? That’s going in the act. It’s Friday, March 25th, 2zerotwenty2. The weather in Ozone Park is 56° & Pantone 16-0110 and somewhere, somebody… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Put A Decal On My Porsche [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. I made some homemade Pepsi for the dance. It’s just a little slimy, it’s still good. It’s Friday, March 18th, Twenty-Two Two. The weather in Ozone Park is 56° & Pantone… Continue reading