Category Archive: coronavirus

I’d Rather Not Look Like Fernando Rodney [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]


Good Moleman. Bart, what other paradoxes affect our lives? Well, you’re damned if you do, you’re damned if you don’t. Mmhmm. Well…that’s very good for a first try. You know what? I have… Continue reading

Quarantine Horoscopes


Author’s website full of random shit.

“Everything Amazing, Fabulous!” Says Wonka as more Oompa-Loompa’s test positive for Coronavirus


“Try the masks, they’re each flavored like a complete meal!”

“Mr. Wonka, often described as, “thin, squirrely and maliciously song-driven,” danced around us few gathered reporters dolling out medical masks due to the ongoing Covid-19 outbreak.