Category Archive: Baseball For Dinner

Day 202: On The Ramp Again

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On that damn ramp again.I don’t know why I always end up here.I’m just a sucker for a gradual slope.Also, it’s always the first thing I see. There’s so many better options.I know… Continue reading

Day 195: Some Random Thoughts On Opening Day

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April is generally a shitty month. For all intents and purposes, it can burn in hell. The only silver lining in this cloudy ass month is the remote possibility of Open Day landing… Continue reading

Day 115: Let The Kids Watch

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I haven’t even started this yet and I already regret the title. It reeks of kid waking up in the middle of the night vibes. I can assure you it’s nothing like that,… Continue reading

Day 040: They Did It. The Fucking Dodgers Did it.

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I’ve had 8 years to write this in my head. I had so many impassioned opening paragraphs ready to go that I had to delete and save for next year. I was always… Continue reading

Day 037: Hello Darkness, My Old Friend

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There’s something about baseball that other sports cannot replicate. In basketball and football, scoring is abundant and seen as normal. The teams take their turns scoring ad nauseum until a victor is crowned.… Continue reading

Day 032: Top 5 Reasons Why The World Series Won’t Suck

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Holy Jabroni, we actually made it! After 3 weeks of bubble living, worn out players, crappy broadcasting and even crappier umpiring, we can finally watch the World Series. Starting tonight, the Dodgers and… Continue reading

Day 023: Top 5 Reasons Why The Championship Series Will Suck

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For all intents and purposes, the Divisional Round wasn’t half bad. Aside from the Braves/Marlins series, it was a week packed with drama, intrigue and dingers. Tasty dingers. But we’re not out of… Continue reading

Day 020: In One Moment, Baseball Felt Real Again

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While you were sitting at home watching an old man in a chamber try to become Brundlefly™, I was at my own home watching a moment of pure, unadulterated magic. Say what you… Continue reading

Day 017: Top 5 Reasons Why The Divisional Series Will Suck

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Great googly moogly, it’s that time once again. We made it through the Wild Card Suicide Playoff Toboggan Ride Brought To You By Doosan™ and we came out of it better people. I… Continue reading

Day 011: Top 5 Reasons Why The Wild Card Round Will Suck

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The MLB Postseason is upon us. If that means nothing to you, then it never will. This isn’t the season to pick up a baseball fascination. The 60 game sprint was strictly fan… Continue reading