Category Archive: Baseball For Dinner

Day 246: Baseball Haikus – Renegades vs Cyclones

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Slow concession standsNobody is in a rushSo we’ll miss first pitch Joe “The Nord” GenordCouldn’t finish his at-batAvorded The Nord Middle of the 2nd: Renegades 0, Cyclones 0 Stolen base challengeDoing what the… Continue reading

Day 241: At Least This One Will Be Short [Beer League Roundup Week 6]

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What up, Beer Leaguers! I’m going to be frank with you, but I’m not going to change my name to it because there’s already too many hot dog related names. I just got… Continue reading

Day 234: At Least Buster Posey Has An Imposter Playing For Him [Beer League Roundup Week 5]

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Well, that was…something. Much like my stomach every time I eat fried cheese, we had upsets galore last week. Actually, that’s a lie. We only had 2 upsets. I don’t want to start… Continue reading

Day 232: Baseball Haikus – Diamondbacks at Mets

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Ass Cab bends overRapidly rubbing his batWelcome Back, Ass Cab Gallen stands on deckPretending to practice swings The hair on this man Top of the 3rd – Diamondbacks 4, Mets 0 Glasses are… Continue reading

Day 227: At Least AJ Pollock Proved To Be The Better Fish Man [Beer League Roundup Week 4]

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Whazzup, Beer Leaguers. We’re coming off from a productive week for nearly every team. Somehow, nobody’s butt fell off. I don’t know how that happened, especially when I was using a Zack Wheeler… Continue reading

Day 222: Baseball Haikus – Red Sox at Mets

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Top 1: Red Sox 0, Mets 0 Short bearded hosersHanging out with their mothersHaving a Wednesday Top 2: Sawx 0, Mets 0 Mound trip alreadyTried to get their bearings straightWasting leadoff walks Bottom… Continue reading

Day 220: At Least CJ Cron Is Doing Something [Beer League Roundup Week 3]

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Holy Jabroni, Beer Leaguers, that was a wild week! There was blowouts, upsets, nail biters, nail grinders, nail hoagies and even a tie game! So in other words, it was just like any… Continue reading

Day 218: On Watching Greatness

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I went to a lot of Lions games as a kid. While nowadays, that sentiment is met with pain and disappointment, things were a lot different back then. The team was still just… Continue reading

Day 213: At Least Everyone’s Paying Attention [Beer League Roundup Week 2]

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Well, Beer League, week 2 is officially in the history books. Although I don’t know what kind of shitty history book would include a random fantasy baseball league. Just take comfort in knowing… Continue reading

Day 206: At Least It’s Only The Beginning [Beer League Roundup Week 1]

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Wassup, Beer League [and also to the people that for some reason is reading this [wassup, Mom]]? It’s me, your commish [son], excited as all hell to roundup our action-packed week 1, filled… Continue reading