Category Archive: Baseball For Dinner

Mike Trout Didn’t Make My Top 5 Top 5 Lists Of The Week

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There’s nothing better than a list to efficiently express your opinion on a matter. Wait, there is something better. More lists! So every week, I’m going to make up a bunch of arbitrary… Continue reading

Are We Having Fun Yet, Clay Bucholz?

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Modern medicine can’t save you now. There’s no way you can get any younger. You can’t fix suck. In fact, it’s all downhill from here. You should enjoy it while you still can.… Continue reading

…Because You Accidentally Drafted Aroldis Chapman In The 5th Round [The Snag List]

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Now that the fantasy season has a week in the books, it’s time to be honest with yourself. You made some mistakes in the draft. It happens to all of us. You drafted… Continue reading

Jered Weaver Tries, Fails To Dislodge Invisible Sausage From Cheek

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In the continued interest of taunting and ridiculing the Anaheim LA Angels of Orange County and their fan base, I’m establishing a gray market baseball card company, using sources appropriated through questionable means to… Continue reading

I’d Rather Watch A Game In Section 420 [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Gourd Horning: The Art Of Making Horns Out Of Things You May Or May Not Find In Your Backyard. It’s Friday, April 4, Two Thousand And Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 43˚… Continue reading