Category Archive: Baseball For Dinner

Day 316: Baseball Haikus – Braves at Mets 07/28/2021

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It’s Tylor MegillHe only throws balls and foulsNo strikes for this dude Oh, sweet baby Nimms. We missed your dumb toothy smileAnd running on walks Triple fisting bevsThat’s the only life she knowsOne… Continue reading

Day 311: At Least We Can Finally Move On [Beer League Roundup Week 15]

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Whaddup, Beer Leaguers? What feels like 2 months was actually only 2 weeks. What was 2 weeks was actually only 10 days. And what was 10 days was actually 1 week in the… Continue reading

Day 309: Baseball Haikus – Current Standings 07/24/21

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AL EAST Boston Red Sox (60-38) Credit to DugieAnd Mr Banana ManFor the surprise wins. Tampa Bay Rays (59-39) They sold off their Ace,And they still keep winning games.Fucked up strategy. New York… Continue reading

Day 302: Lazy Haiku Saturday

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Woke up around tenAlready fully preparedTo relax all day Ah yes, cold pizzaThe breakfast of championsWith extra olives The salon is fullIt looks like our appointmentWill not be on time A maskless jerkfaceGets… Continue reading

Day 297: At Least They Get Some Time Off [Beer League Roundup Week 14]

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What’s up, dudes and dudettes? We finally made it to the All-Star Break! Rejoice! This means that for the next 4 days, we are free from the shackles of setting our lineups and… Continue reading

Day 295: Baseball Haiku Doubleheader – Brewers at Mets 07/07/21

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The sweltering heatThings I do to see deGromLike burning my knees Video’s too longAlready hyped from lineupsBut the crowd goes mild The Nido shuffleFinding holes where some don’tAnd grabbing asses Ah, that’s a… Continue reading

Day 290: At Least Alcides Escobar Is Back [Beer League Roundup Week 13]

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What’s up Bear Leeguers? Remember Alcides Escobar? He’s back and not even in Pog form! The former all-star, gold glover and certified Boy hasn’t seen a major league at-bat since 2018, back when… Continue reading

Day 288: Baseball Haikus – Angels at Yankees 6/30/2021

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Trying to warm upThe paparazzi followsNo moments alone Master of the moundBlasts moonshots almost nightlyShohei Ohtani Top of the 2nd: Angels 2, Yankees 7 It fell apart quickWalking everyone in sightHe’s already out… Continue reading

Day 283: At Least We’re Halfway Done [Beer League Roundup Week 12]

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What up, League Beer-ers? Yeah, I get it. I can feel the malaise, too. We’re rapidly approaching the dog days of Summer. Trades just aren’t happening like they used to, pitchers are constanly… Continue reading

Day 281: Baseball Haiku Doubleheader – Phillies at Mets 6/25/21

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Top of the 1st: Phillies 0, Mets 0 Bruce fucking HooperCold at Citi for 3 yearsNot hot, never hot Vat of sauerkraut Brings back drunken memoriesOf eating handfuls Top of the 3rd: Phucks… Continue reading