Category Archive: Baseball For Dinner

It’s Okay If You Don’t Understand My Tattoo. Because I do.

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Why in the hell do people get tattoos in the first place? The question isn’t as simple as it sounds. Many would argue that they do it to immortalize something that means something… Continue reading

Free Wine Blog VII: It’s In The Can

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This is not to be confused with a Free Wine Blog/A Wine Blog That Is Free. The wine is free, but the blog is going to cost you. Don’t worry, I’ll send you… Continue reading

Top 5 Fantasy Sleepers Of 2016

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I’m really good at Fantasy Baseball. I’ve got all numbers. In all of the leagues that mattered, I finished 2nd place. I’m like the Buffalo Bills of Baseball. That is if the Buffalo… Continue reading

The Top 5 Things I’d Rather Watch Than The YES Network

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I hope you understand that I’m going to be spewing out Yankees Hate® all summer long and it’s a fact that you should probably get used to. It’s all I know how to… Continue reading

Top 10 Potential Spring Training Injuries

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Even though every diamond in greater Kings County is covered in ice [with exception to the one next to the sewage facility and strangely, one next to a Connecticut Muffin], it’s somehow Spring… Continue reading

Troy Tulowitzki Hits 2 Run Single, Scratches Nuts, Gives Up

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Last Friday, I laid witness to a confusing event. One so strange, nobody seemed to notice. It was merely brushed off as a routine play. But what happened was far from routine. It… Continue reading

…Because Jedd Gyorko’s Too Busy Making Babies [The Snag List]

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One of the downfalls of Spring is that some of your favorite players get distracted by the blooming flowers, pretty colors and sex with their wives. Bryce Harper was hounded for not hustling,… Continue reading

Mike Carp Didn’t Make My Top 5 Top 5 Lists Of The Week

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5) Top 5 Reasons Why Your Shitty Apartment Is Better Than Citi Field 5) You can go to the bodega and buy a beer for a dollar 4) There’s no free sauerkraut to… Continue reading

Bryce Harper Hustles Harder Than You

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I was once at a baseball game. A man went up to the plate, a great man. He hit an undesirable groundout and bolted to first base. Instead of accepting the tag, however,… Continue reading

New Knuckler In Town!

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After Monday’s game in Houston, CJ “Triple X” Wilson boasted offhandedly about how he’d added a new pitch to his repertoire – a bona fide knuckler! Suuure ya did, CJ. I mean, granted,… Continue reading