Category Archive: Better Than Legal

Suspended Disbelief [TeeCoZee’s AL Roundup August 2018]

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When I first saw Bull Durham, it was on a moldy couch and my room mate was probably smoking tobacco out of a bong, because college. I was not at all a baseball… Continue reading

Mach-Ado About Nothing [TeeCoZee’s MLB Midseason Roundup 2018]

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I usually go on vacation during the All Star Break. This isn’t because of the stoppage of baseball, it’s just the week I generally pick to leave the city. It’s a good mid-way… Continue reading

Troy Tulowitzki Hits 2 Run Single, Scratches Nuts, Gives Up

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Last Friday, I laid witness to a confusing event. One so strange, nobody seemed to notice. It was merely brushed off as a routine play. But what happened was far from routine. It… Continue reading

Bryce Harper Hustles Harder Than You

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I was once at a baseball game. A man went up to the plate, a great man. He hit an undesirable groundout and bolted to first base. Instead of accepting the tag, however,… Continue reading

New Knuckler In Town!

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After Monday’s game in Houston, CJ “Triple X” Wilson boasted offhandedly about how he’d added a new pitch to his repertoire – a bona fide knuckler! Suuure ya did, CJ. I mean, granted,… Continue reading

Jered Weaver Tries, Fails To Dislodge Invisible Sausage From Cheek

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In the continued interest of taunting and ridiculing the Anaheim LA Angels of Orange County and their fan base, I’m establishing a gray market baseball card company, using sources appropriated through questionable means to… Continue reading