Category Archive: Beer League Roundup

Day 276: At Least Nobody Got Shut Out [Beer League Roundup Week 11]

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Beagle Leerers. Hello. We just finished a week. The week is now over. The week featured some moderate excitement, as you can tell by my excited tone. It was very, very…exciting. We had… Continue reading

Day 269: At Least The Wild Card Spots Are Highly Contested [Beer League Roundup Week 10]

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Bonjour, Beeg Leerers. Another week has passed and once again, most of us are even farther away farther winning our division. The jabronis that Joe and Bryan faced were able to muster a… Continue reading

Day 262: At Least Our Fantasy Team Is Better Than The Yankees [Beer League Roundup Week 9]

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What up, League Beer-ers?!? I’d like to take this opportunity to once again gloat. It’s that special time in every baseball fan’s life that everything in the universe makes sense. It doesn’t happen… Continue reading

Day 255: At Least There Were No No-Nos [Beer League Roundup Week 8]

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What’s up, Beer Leaguers? It’s me, the interim commish, the Coze, the only one of you that has to work before 3 on Memorial Day, so let’s cut to the chase. We survived… Continue reading

Day 248: At Least We Have A New Fearless Leader [Beer League Roundup Week 7]

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What’s up, Beer Leaguers? As you can tell by the title, the brief and terrifying reign of Zook is now over! We all have the right to point our fingers at him and… Continue reading

Day 241: At Least This One Will Be Short [Beer League Roundup Week 6]

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What up, Beer Leaguers! I’m going to be frank with you, but I’m not going to change my name to it because there’s already too many hot dog related names. I just got… Continue reading

Day 234: At Least Buster Posey Has An Imposter Playing For Him [Beer League Roundup Week 5]

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Well, that was…something. Much like my stomach every time I eat fried cheese, we had upsets galore last week. Actually, that’s a lie. We only had 2 upsets. I don’t want to start… Continue reading

Day 227: At Least AJ Pollock Proved To Be The Better Fish Man [Beer League Roundup Week 4]

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Whazzup, Beer Leaguers. We’re coming off from a productive week for nearly every team. Somehow, nobody’s butt fell off. I don’t know how that happened, especially when I was using a Zack Wheeler… Continue reading

Day 220: At Least CJ Cron Is Doing Something [Beer League Roundup Week 3]

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Holy Jabroni, Beer Leaguers, that was a wild week! There was blowouts, upsets, nail biters, nail grinders, nail hoagies and even a tie game! So in other words, it was just like any… Continue reading

Day 213: At Least Everyone’s Paying Attention [Beer League Roundup Week 2]

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Well, Beer League, week 2 is officially in the history books. Although I don’t know what kind of shitty history book would include a random fantasy baseball league. Just take comfort in knowing… Continue reading