Category Archive: Baseball Haikus

Baseball Haikus – Giants at Mets 04/19/22

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Not a spot in sightAnd no left turns can be madeI’m already late Tons of broken glassAnd semis parked crookedly It’s time to pay up Full swing alreadyBy the time I reach the… Continue reading

Baseball Haikus: Blue Jays at Yankees, 4/11/22

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Cold wind is hittingThis was a major mistakeDamn April baseball I just missed the smellsOf popcorn and fresh cut grassArmpits on the train An untethered viewNobody in front of meRail blocks the batter… Continue reading

Skid Row Is For Chumps [Saturday Haikus]

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I’m seeing daylight Oh, that can’t be a good signAnd yet I’m still safe Diet Mountain DewWith a nonfat Greek yogurt,Japanese wrestling Zack Sabre JrStrap yourself to that rocket Dude has got the… Continue reading

More Like “March Sadness” [Saturday Haikus]

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Dense fog rolling inYou can’t even see the trackIt’s a sport unknown Patrolling the lotSecurity follows meBut they do nothing I open up shopSoak in the brief morning calmThen quickly get bored Just… Continue reading

Baseball Haikus: Watching Water Boil

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The hands have been wrungThe damn lockout is overBaseball can resume For over 3 monthsThe teams have been stagnatingUnable to move Floodgates are openAll transactions can happenWhen the clock hits 6 But actuallyThe… Continue reading

Stale Cheez-Its [Saturday Haikus]

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It’s too damn earlyAnd yet I woke up lateAbusing the snooze I’m way too tiredTo check for mold in the breadNo sandwich for me Wasted too much timeBrowsing YouTube videosGran Turismo waits The… Continue reading

Day 337: Baseball Haikus – Dodgers at Mets 08/14/2021

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Mozz sticks on my tongueSun beams on my greasy faceTotally worth it There’s a breeze tonight.So much better than last night.Thanks so much, weather. Do you ever feelLike a cotton candy bagDriving through… Continue reading

Day 330: Baseball Haikus – Dodgers at Mets 08/13/2021

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Bronson on the micHigh out of his goddamn mindCalling the lineups Much to my dismay,Mrs Met looks sexierIn a black jersey. Bottom of the 1st: Dodgers 1, Mets 0 Clapping for the MetsBut… Continue reading

Day 320: Baseball Haikus – Renegades at Cyclones 08/03/2021

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Just a quick lil vapeBefore singing the anthemDudes got lungs of steel They brought DVDsTo peruse between inningsConey Island, man. He’s the hometown boyBorn and raised in CanarsieLiving out his dream Top of… Continue reading

Day 316: Baseball Haikus – Braves at Mets 07/28/2021

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It’s Tylor MegillHe only throws balls and foulsNo strikes for this dude Oh, sweet baby Nimms. We missed your dumb toothy smileAnd running on walks Triple fisting bevsThat’s the only life she knowsOne… Continue reading