Category Archive: Baseball For Dinner

Day 367: At Least I’m Somewhat Good At Predicting Stuff [Beer League Semifinals Preview]

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Hey Beer Leaguers! Remember when I said that Amanda was going to beat Colin because he would be too focused on getting a tie? Look what happened. Remember when I said that Zook… Continue reading

Day 360: Bye Weeks Are For Suckers [Beer League Quarterfinals Preview]

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I’d call it an embarrassment of riches because after all, it really is. But I fucking hate the first round bye week. As nice as it feels to finish the regular season on… Continue reading

Day 339: At Least Two Teams Won A Shutout [Beer League Roundup Week 19]

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Bounjour, Bière Leaguers. That was French for “Bonjour, Beer Leaguers”. Shutouts are always a tough pill to swallow. And I know a thing or two about tough pills to swallow. Ever try to… Continue reading

Day 337: Baseball Haikus – Dodgers at Mets 08/14/2021

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Mozz sticks on my tongueSun beams on my greasy faceTotally worth it There’s a breeze tonight.So much better than last night.Thanks so much, weather. Do you ever feelLike a cotton candy bagDriving through… Continue reading

Day 332: At Least We Have A New Leader [Beer League Roundup Week 18]

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It finally happened, Beer Leaguers! Chris Sale has finally pitched a game! Oh wait, that’s not what we’re excited about. What was it? Oh yeah. It finally happened, Beer Leaguers! Chris Davis retired… Continue reading

Day 330: Baseball Haikus – Dodgers at Mets 08/13/2021

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Bronson on the micHigh out of his goddamn mindCalling the lineups Much to my dismay,Mrs Met looks sexierIn a black jersey. Bottom of the 1st: Dodgers 1, Mets 0 Clapping for the MetsBut… Continue reading

Day 328: 780 Words About Chris Davis

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Somehow, it’s Thursday already. You know, the day when I make people decide my writing subject for me. Well, this week, I cheated. The news picked a subject for me and the thing… Continue reading

Day 325: At Least I Didn’t Wake You Up [Beer League Roundup Week 17]

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Whazzup League Beerers? Last week reminded me of a time where I got entirely too drunk. It was a Saturday night, I was feeling alright and I was excited about a long day… Continue reading

Day 320: Baseball Haikus – Renegades at Cyclones 08/03/2021

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Just a quick lil vapeBefore singing the anthemDudes got lungs of steel They brought DVDsTo peruse between inningsConey Island, man. He’s the hometown boyBorn and raised in CanarsieLiving out his dream Top of… Continue reading

Day 318: At Least The Rainbows Finally Won [Beer League Roundup Week 16]

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Oh hi, Beer Leaguers. Now that the MLB trade deadline has come and gone, the rest of the season is going to fly by us just like the Yankee’s playoff chances. We may… Continue reading