Category Archive: Baseball For Dinner

Day 276: At Least Nobody Got Shut Out [Beer League Roundup Week 11]

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Beagle Leerers. Hello. We just finished a week. The week is now over. The week featured some moderate excitement, as you can tell by my excited tone. It was very, very…exciting. We had… Continue reading

Day 274: Baseball Haikus – Athletics at Yankees 06/19/21

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Thank you, Guard RailingFor protecting me from ballsAnd seeing batters Full capacityThis place is ready to rockYank fans are the best Sexy Kelly GreensSo much better than road grays More teams should do… Continue reading

Day 272: Baseball Haikus – Cubs at Mets 06/16/21

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Looking down belowThere’s a lot of bald peopleMust be a Queens thing Simple kind of manI still hate that fucking songBut deGrom likes it *Rizzo is on deckThat’s not the on deck circleMove… Continue reading

Day 269: At Least The Wild Card Spots Are Highly Contested [Beer League Roundup Week 10]

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Bonjour, Beeg Leerers. Another week has passed and once again, most of us are even farther away farther winning our division. The jabronis that Joe and Bryan faced were able to muster a… Continue reading

Day 267: Baseball Haikus – Padres at Mets 6/12/21

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Rachel’s already drunkOff of half of a ciderGame hasn’t started Top of the 2nd: San Diego 0, New York 2 *Mrs. Met is thiccApparently, she’s a heI’d still hit it tho* He stros… Continue reading

Day 262: At Least Our Fantasy Team Is Better Than The Yankees [Beer League Roundup Week 9]

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What up, League Beer-ers?!? I’d like to take this opportunity to once again gloat. It’s that special time in every baseball fan’s life that everything in the universe makes sense. It doesn’t happen… Continue reading

Day 260: Baseball Haikus – Trying To Get To Citi Field 6/5/21

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Had no game this week Everyone on the west coast Making me real sad 12:41 PM Going anywayMaking my way to FlushingCash in a raincheck [The next Astoria-Bound train is in 22 minutes]… Continue reading

Day 255: At Least There Were No No-Nos [Beer League Roundup Week 8]

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What’s up, Beer Leaguers? It’s me, the interim commish, the Coze, the only one of you that has to work before 3 on Memorial Day, so let’s cut to the chase. We survived… Continue reading

Day 253: Baseball Haikus – Rockies vs Mets

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Vizzy Hard SeltzerTastes of booze and butt berriesStraight to stomach ache Top of the 2nd: Rockies 0, Mets 0 James McCann, babyMore like James McWillGoYardFlies out to right field Raimel Tapia Looks like… Continue reading

Day 248: At Least We Have A New Fearless Leader [Beer League Roundup Week 7]

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What’s up, Beer Leaguers? As you can tell by the title, the brief and terrifying reign of Zook is now over! We all have the right to point our fingers at him and… Continue reading