I’d call it an embarrassment of riches because after all, it really is. But I fucking hate the first round bye week. As nice as it feels to finish the regular season on… Continue reading
Bounjour, Bière Leaguers. That was French for “Bonjour, Beer Leaguers”. Shutouts are always a tough pill to swallow. And I know a thing or two about tough pills to swallow. Ever try to… Continue reading
Mozz sticks on my tongueSun beams on my greasy faceTotally worth it There’s a breeze tonight.So much better than last night.Thanks so much, weather. Do you ever feelLike a cotton candy bagDriving through… Continue reading
It finally happened, Beer Leaguers! Chris Sale has finally pitched a game! Oh wait, that’s not what we’re excited about. What was it? Oh yeah. It finally happened, Beer Leaguers! Chris Davis retired… Continue reading
Bronson on the micHigh out of his goddamn mindCalling the lineups Much to my dismay,Mrs Met looks sexierIn a black jersey. Bottom of the 1st: Dodgers 1, Mets 0 Clapping for the MetsBut… Continue reading
Somehow, it’s Thursday already. You know, the day when I make people decide my writing subject for me. Well, this week, I cheated. The news picked a subject for me and the thing… Continue reading
Whazzup League Beerers? Last week reminded me of a time where I got entirely too drunk. It was a Saturday night, I was feeling alright and I was excited about a long day… Continue reading
Just a quick lil vapeBefore singing the anthemDudes got lungs of steel They brought DVDsTo peruse between inningsConey Island, man. He’s the hometown boyBorn and raised in CanarsieLiving out his dream Top of… Continue reading
Oh hi, Beer Leaguers. Now that the MLB trade deadline has come and gone, the rest of the season is going to fly by us just like the Yankee’s playoff chances. We may… Continue reading
It’s Tylor MegillHe only throws balls and foulsNo strikes for this dude Oh, sweet baby Nimms. We missed your dumb toothy smileAnd running on walks Triple fisting bevsThat’s the only life she knowsOne… Continue reading
