Category Archive: Baseball For Dinner

The Simple Bliss Of Baseball

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I was walking down a dark hallway Friday night, not quite feeling like myself. Could be some looming panic, could be the strength of the Mai Tai I was sipping on. But regardless,… Continue reading

On Both Sides Of The Coin

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It was a cold, cold night in Queens. Just minutes before first pitch, the sky opened up and a great storm blasted through. Torrential rain came down on the stadium as blustering winds… Continue reading

Baseball Haikus – Giants at Mets 04/19/22

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Not a spot in sightAnd no left turns can be madeI’m already late Tons of broken glassAnd semis parked crookedly It’s time to pay up Full swing alreadyBy the time I reach the… Continue reading

Baseball Haikus: Blue Jays at Yankees, 4/11/22

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Cold wind is hittingThis was a major mistakeDamn April baseball I just missed the smellsOf popcorn and fresh cut grassArmpits on the train An untethered viewNobody in front of meRail blocks the batter… Continue reading

TeeCoZee’s AL West Preview 2022

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There are many words that can be used to describe the state of the AL West going into 2022. But the most accurate and efficient one seems to be “fucked”. That’s all there… Continue reading

TeeCoZee’s NL West Preview 2022

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For the first time since I started watching baseball, we have new defending NL West Champions. the buzzsaw Giants took the Dodgers to the limit and ultimately won the division. And how were… Continue reading

TeeCoZee’s AL Central Preview 2022

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Most divisions are set in stone year in and year out. For a good amount of time, the same teams will be contending and the same teams will be bottom feeding, although sometimes… Continue reading

TeeCoZee’s NL Central Preview 2022

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I figured it was best to get this over with sooner rather than later. There is no division in baseball, maybe even in professional sports, that is more boring than the NL Central.… Continue reading

TeeCoZee’s AL East Preview 2022

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I almost forgot this was I thing I was doing. I got so wrapped up in Spring Training ball, that I thought that the season started already. Actually, that’s not true at all.… Continue reading

Skid Row Is For Chumps [Saturday Haikus]

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I’m seeing daylight Oh, that can’t be a good signAnd yet I’m still safe Diet Mountain DewWith a nonfat Greek yogurt,Japanese wrestling Zack Sabre JrStrap yourself to that rocket Dude has got the… Continue reading