Category Archive: 369 Writing Project

Day 208: Bev of the Week – Sonic Slushes

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It’s a slow day at the drive-in. The traffic on the way might’ve told you otherwise. But despite your greatest fears, the gridlocked cars have better things to do and places to be… Continue reading

Day 207: A Nice, Warm Bed

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A nice, warm bedThat’s what awaits meTheres an imprint of where my body should beAnd a loving wife right next to itBut I’ve been sitting up too longOn the cold, porcelain thinking chairI’m… Continue reading

Day 206: At Least It’s Only The Beginning [Beer League Roundup Week 1]

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Wassup, Beer League [and also to the people that for some reason is reading this [wassup, Mom]]? It’s me, your commish [son], excited as all hell to roundup our action-packed week 1, filled… Continue reading

Day 205: Because This Commute Is Too Damn Long [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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It happened already. Didn’t take long at all. After 2 months of living off the N line, we are officially stuck in the vicious web of Planned Service Changes. In order to get… Continue reading

Day 204: A Lazy Mark’s Guide To Wrestlemania [Wrasslin’ For Lunch]

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Ah, yes. Wrestlemania. The Showcase of the Immortals. The Crown Jewel. The Show To End All Shows. The Spring Classic. The Megapowers Collide. Heat. Dx Raided. The Ragin’ Climax. What The World Is… Continue reading

Day 203: I’d Rather Win A Lottery [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Gomer upsets Sergeant Carter…with sexy results. Ohh, I’ll never forget that episode. It’s Friday, April 9th, Twenty Ace Queen. The weather in Astoria is 52˚ & Pantone 16-3911 and somewhere, somebody… Continue reading

Day 202: On The Ramp Again

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On that damn ramp again.I don’t know why I always end up here.I’m just a sucker for a gradual slope.Also, it’s always the first thing I see. There’s so many better options.I know… Continue reading

Day 201: Why Didn’t I Move Here Sooner?

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Our stimulus check got lost in the mail. Last Monday, the image of the glorious thing was in my Daily Digest, along with a paystub and a package. No mail came that day.… Continue reading

Day 200: Umm…Day 200.

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I said it 100 days ago, I’ll say it now and I’ll probably say it in another 100 days: I didn’t think I would get this far. That’s obviously not true, or else… Continue reading

Day 199: How Did You Sleep?

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If you live in the continental Uniter States, there’s a 31% chance that you saw somebody wake up this morning. Don’t ask me where that stat came from, I just made it up.… Continue reading