Category Archive: 369 Writing Project

Hello, Old Friend

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Hey, how’s it going. Good? Cool. Awful? Understandable. Your stomach hurts? Welcome to the club. No, it’s not the club that the soda is named after. You’re thinking of the Kildare Street Club.… Continue reading

Day 369: The Real Work Begins

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For years, I’ve been in a really bad slump. Actually, to be fair, the pandemic put us all in a slump and I was no exception. My writers block was a long time… Continue reading

Day 368: The Logistics Of Onion Transport

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About a year ago, on a drive back to New York from Michigan, I passed by an onion truck. That was literally all it was. No other produce, no other product, just pallets… Continue reading

Day 367: At Least I’m Somewhat Good At Predicting Stuff [Beer League Semifinals Preview]

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Hey Beer Leaguers! Remember when I said that Amanda was going to beat Colin because he would be too focused on getting a tie? Look what happened. Remember when I said that Zook… Continue reading

Day 366: Because I’d Still Rather Stay Married [Top 5 Top 5 Anniversary]

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After yet another year of being as overbearing and annoying as possible, I’m somehow still married to the woman that I love. That’s what’s up! I know, I’m surprised too. Joking aside, it’s… Continue reading

Day 365: The Year In Haiku

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Day Three Sixty-FiveIt’s a landfill of contentBut which ones stood out? My wife is the bestI remember Jolt ColaAnd get tinnitus I drive through MidtownAnd celebrate the Good NewsWhile musing on chance I… Continue reading

Day 364: I’d Rather Clean Out My Notepad [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Hey Dolph, take a memo on your Newton: “Beat Up Martin”. “Pray For Mojo”. Bah! It’s Friday, September 17th, Twenty Two 1. The weather in Astoria is 74˚ & Pantone 17-5104… Continue reading

Day 363: 386 Words About A Hat

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Oh snap, it’s the last Thursday that I’ll ever have to beg someone to pick a prompt for me! Err, well, that’s not exactly true, because I love doing this shit. But this… Continue reading

Day 362: Random Musings About Beef [Wrasslin’ For Lunch]

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– I’m having a blocky day, which is a sad thing to admit considering that I only have 7 days of the project to go. You’d think I’d be chomping at the bit… Continue reading

Day 361: Norm Macdonald Made Himself Laugh

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I don’t like writing obituaries and tributes. For starters, I’m no good at it. Nobody should have to be good at it. In a perfect world, it would never be necessary. Nothing I’m… Continue reading