Category Archive: 369 Writing Project

Day 275: Because Dads Need A Day, Too [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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It’s that day again. You know, Sunday. It happens once a week. It’s on the calendar. You should know about Sunday by now. If you don’t, we have bigger problems on our hands.… Continue reading

Day 274: Baseball Haikus – Athletics at Yankees 06/19/21

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Thank you, Guard RailingFor protecting me from ballsAnd seeing batters Full capacityThis place is ready to rockYank fans are the best Sexy Kelly GreensSo much better than road grays More teams should do… Continue reading

Day 273: I’d Rather Not Have A Cat Named Berry [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. We’ll take the Spruce Moose! Everybody in the pool! It’s Friday, June 18th, Two0Two1. The weather in SoHo is 82° & Pantone 659C and somewhere, somebody is hiding in under a… Continue reading

Day 272: Baseball Haikus – Cubs at Mets 06/16/21

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Looking down belowThere’s a lot of bald peopleMust be a Queens thing Simple kind of manI still hate that fucking songBut deGrom likes it *Rizzo is on deckThat’s not the on deck circleMove… Continue reading

Day 271: Top 5 Worst Gimmick Matches [Wrasslin’ For Lunch]

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If there’s one thing that Vince McMahon loves more than vascular dudes and changing his mind, it’s forcing his talent into gimmick matches for no reason. Between TLC, Elimination Chamber and Extreme Rules,… Continue reading

Day 270: My Monster Has No Name

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My monster has no name But I’ve known him well for some time We were acquainted when I was 18 He hung around for a month Scaring the living daylights out of me… Continue reading

Day 269: At Least The Wild Card Spots Are Highly Contested [Beer League Roundup Week 10]

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Bonjour, Beeg Leerers. Another week has passed and once again, most of us are even farther away farther winning our division. The jabronis that Joe and Bryan faced were able to muster a… Continue reading

Day 268: Because Complicated Sushi’s For Suckers [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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I had a whole introduction written for this. It was about the pandemic being seemingly over. But then I deleted it, because as much as I believe that we’re almost in the clear,… Continue reading

Day 267: Baseball Haikus – Padres at Mets 6/12/21

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Rachel’s already drunkOff of half of a ciderGame hasn’t started Top of the 2nd: San Diego 0, New York 2 *Mrs. Met is thiccApparently, she’s a heI’d still hit it tho* He stros… Continue reading

Day 266: I’d Rather Just Observe People [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. This isn’t my house. In fact, I didn’t even give you my coat! It’s Friday, June 11th 2zero2one. The weather in Manhattan is 68° & Pantone 0438 and somewhere, somebody is… Continue reading