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Day 359: Because Ninja Rap Still Slaps [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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Well, this feels weird. Today is the last traditional Top 5 Top 5 Sunday. Next Sunday is my wedding anniversary, so I’m going to write lists about how much I love my wife,… Continue reading

Day 358: I Forgot The Title [Saturday Haikus]

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Don’t know what to writeWoke up in the wrong headspaceBut I’ll try my best We spent all morningWading through bureaucracy And wordy jargon Finally, we pickedBenefits that worked for usAnd the website crashed… Continue reading

Day 356: 388 Words About Homeward Bound

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Oh look, here I am again tapping my readers for subjects. Finding things to write for 369 straight days is hard! I’m not running out of ideas, it’s just that your ideas are… Continue reading

Day 355: 432 Words About Raven [Wrasslin’ For Lunch]

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Rejoice! I finally figured out what to call “those pieces where I ask somebody to come up with a subject for me”. From now on, it’ll be referred to as Word Count Wednesdays.… Continue reading

Day 354: Ad Nauseous – Like A Pawn Shop But Better

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In these unprecedented times, we like to use terms like “unprecedented”. We also use fear-mongering slang like, “uncertain”, “trying” and “bread maker”. We get it. Things suck right now. You lost your job… Continue reading

Day 353: Top 5 Screams From Last Week

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Screams. Everyone does em. I scream, you scream, we scream. It’s a thing we do. Some more than others, but we all do it. They vary in range, size, volume, length, gut-feel, reasoning… Continue reading

Day 352: Because I Got Conned Into Playing Fantasy Football [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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I haven’t paid attention to football in years. You know this, because every September, I never stop shutting the fuck up about it. Like being above football makes me a better person. I… Continue reading

Day 349: 420 Words About A Potato Peeler

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It’s Thursday and you know what that means. Time for me to force somebody else to come up with a writing prompt for me! In other words, my favorite day of the week.… Continue reading

Day 348: 10 Matches That I’m Looking Forward To This Weekend [Wrasslin’ For Lunch]

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September is finally upon us and it’s the month that I’m fully prepared to give up my soul to pro wrestling. Mid-way through, I’m going to end up going to 3 shows in… Continue reading

Day 346: It Doesn’t

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It doesn’t have to be a banger. It doesn’t even have to slap. It doesn’t need to come organically. It doesn’t need to be forced. It doesn’t have to make a statement. It… Continue reading