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I’d Rather Not Have A Monk-Induced Panic Attack [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Season’s Greetings. What season is it? Who cares, FREE ORANGES FOR ERRRRRBODY! It’s Friday, September 18, Two Thousand and Fifteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 85˚ & garlicky and somewhere, somebody is having… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Find Puke In My Vestibule [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Welcome. Bienvenue. Baguette. D’accord. Welcome. It’s Friday, September 10+1, Two Thousand and Fifteen. The weather in Brooklyn 81˚ & filled with Dragonflies and somewhere, somebody is discovering the pair of scissors that I… Continue reading

I’d Rather Swipe Some Bushwick Trash [Saturday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good evening. Better night. Or night bettor. Bet on the night. Even if it still belongs to Michelob. Uh huh. It’s Friday Saturday, September 5, Two Thousand and Fifteen. The weather in Brooklyn… Continue reading

I’d Rather Fall In Love With Butt Sniffer [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Greetings and salutations. That was my best attempt at a bad Christian Slater impression. Not impressed? Whatever, let’s go get a Slushie. It’s Friday, August 28, Two Thousand and Fifteen. The weather in… Continue reading

I’d Rather Listen To “Straight Outta Hollywood” [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Have an afternoon. Please. It’s on the house. Ignore the smell. Just take it. Come on! It’s Friday, August 14, Two Thousand and Fifteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 89˚ but it feels… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Be The Ed McMahon Of Pooping [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good afternoon, how can I help you? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Hmm. No, we don’t sell Vegemite. Yeah, no. I’m sorry, have a good one. It’s Friday, August 7, Two Thousand and Fifteen. The weather… Continue reading

I’d Rather Be A Serial Killer [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good meaning. It’s Friday, July 31, Two Thousand and Fifteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 87˚ & shut up and somewhere, somebody is taking dictation as a pro athlete tells his life story.… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Get Mugged By Mr Peanut [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Bon aprés-midi. Croissant. Oui. Cool. It’s Friday, July 3, Two Thousand and Fifteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 83˚ & sunny and somewhere, somebody is unwrapping a piece of gum for the first… Continue reading

I’d Rather Own 153 Ties [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good afternoon. Ah crap, it’s the afternoon already. I gotta make this quick. It’s Friday, June 19, Two Thousand and Fifteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 84˚ & partly cloudy and somewhere, somebody… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Have Swamp Thing’s Ass [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good mid-mid-late-early-mid-afternoon. The weather in Brooklyn is 86˚ & kill me and somewhere, somebody is putting a sugar cube in his coffee. Aint nobody around to tell him otherwise. Heh heh. Maybe, just… Continue reading