One Last Thing…I Have Visions
What makes a director “visionary”? Has anyone else noticed that any movie that sort-of rides on the thin line of artsy and mainstream will try balls out to get people into theaters by… Continue reading
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Patrick Duffy and Suzanne Somers Spotted At Kirk Park (UPDATE)
Few BFD loyalists may remember this story from early July, in which several eyewitnesses claimed to see the stars of the hit television sitcom, Step By Step, relaxing at the beach on a… Continue reading
Radical Group Opposes Fences
–Cincinnati, OH For the second time this week, business has halted in the McNally Fences Inc due to radical protests about their cause and practices. The party held responsible is known only as… Continue reading
Local Criminals To Celebrate Second Annual “Clarence Boddicker Day”
–Detroit, MI This upcoming weekend marks the 22 year anniversary of the Detroit police strike. Many viewed it to be a magical weekend, filled with activities that fulfilled everyone’s wildest fantasies. This strike… Continue reading
The Misadventures of Being A Single Straight Sane White Male
I’m probably going to lose some friends for this. This is why the post is staying anonymous. But everyone knows who this is anyway, so my cover is blown. I could be just… Continue reading
Top 5 Football For Supper Subjects That I Don’t Have The Time To Write!!!
5) Why Can’t Athletes Keep Their Noses Clean? It’s becoming increasingly obvious that athletes are not normal people. They are role models, they are billionaires, they get their own gum and cereal boxes,… Continue reading
Urinal Texting: Taking Stalls By Storm
“So I made it to the urinal. What now?” This question races across the minds of men across America around 7 times a day, 6 days a week. Traditionally, urinals have been used… Continue reading
Local Basketball Rivalry Inspires Some
–Wealthy St. The tension in the air was thick, Sunday evening. At an unsuspecting Basketball court near the freeway, an infamous local basketball rivalry continued and gridlocked in an impromptu match. Robert “Nasty”… Continue reading
Top 5 Football Rap Videos
Being The Coze, nothing spells “guilty pleasure” quite like football and rap music. And the combination of the two? Simply orgasmic. In the 80’s, it was an ongoing trend for NFL teams to… Continue reading
Grisly Murder Shakes The Outworld; Overjoys Some
Parts Unknown, Outworld– The Outworld is in shambles today, after news broke out about the violent murder and torching of their long-running beloved leader, Raiden. Witnesses say that during a walk home through… Continue reading