On Being One That Didn’t Fall Far From The Tree
I’m sitting on the toilet. It’s a normal day, just like any others. A whole lot of me, pants around my ankles, trying to kill time at work. Business is slower than the… Continue reading
I’m sitting on the toilet. It’s a normal day, just like any others. A whole lot of me, pants around my ankles, trying to kill time at work. Business is slower than the… Continue reading
The one thing that BfD needs is another series. The previous statement may or may not be sarcastic. Interpret as you please. This is the first installment of a series that chronicles my… Continue reading
This story starts right after your downfall. While leaning up against your locker, pretending to look cool, the bully Fredrerick McPudge pulls your pants down and kicks you in the ass. And right… Continue reading
[Once again, I am writing to a brick wall. The following review is for an album that you will not be able to find in stores or hear on the radio. This is… Continue reading
In this day and age, it’s hard to live anywhere. Florida is filling up with more criminals than geezers. In Michigan, you can’t even find a job if you started your own business.… Continue reading
The 1990’s were a crazy fucking time to be alive. I’m not saying this because it was when we all probably grew up. Growing up is always a crazy time, no matter when… Continue reading
On this cloudy Monday morning, I still haven’t even bothered to open up my newspaper. Typically, this means that I either spent the last 2 hours zoning out, or watching reruns of Parks… Continue reading
The breeze feels cool again. It’ll breathe a few more breaths before I finish this sentence. I look up, and see nothing but a sea of green. The sky is clear, and the… Continue reading
Throughout the course of your life, there will be songs that your ears encounter that will go into the left and out the right. You may never hear this song again, or you… Continue reading
It’s not yesterday anymore, but if it was, it still wouldn’t be and even though I feel different, the world around me is still the same and it seems to be all a… Continue reading