– My beard really needs a combing – I don’t own any Charlie Parker Records – These potatoes taste good when being burped up – Whenever I crave a bagel, I get halfway… Continue reading
Life is full of lessons. That doesn’t mean that I have to pay attention to them. Sometimes, the universe likes to throw curveballs, and I like to turn the other way and look… Continue reading
I would like to first get out of the way that this article has nothing to do with the character from the hit childrens TV show “Hey Arnold” nor is this intended to… Continue reading
Take a deep breath. We made it half way through the season. This calls for no celebration at all. However, after finishing half of the football season, there are still a multitude of… Continue reading
Do you ever get bored while inside a big group of people? Of course you do! This is because 90% of our lives are comprised of boredom management. So what do you do… Continue reading
The date is October 22, 2009. I remember this because when I woke up in my haze this morning, I knew that I would remember this date for no reason at all. I… Continue reading
If only there were more things to say about week 7. Then this would be longer. But it’s already going to be long enough. I hardly spent any amount of time yesterday on… Continue reading
As we spiral down near mid-season, there are two things that I know: 1) The season is almost halfway over, or a little more than a third over. 2) Free taco bars are… Continue reading
–Eastmanville, CA For the past few weeks, a local street vendor has been offering his customers something that supermarkets have been offering for over 20 years, but with a twist of culture. Mario… Continue reading
This is the point of which my newspaper addiction has gone too far. As I had mentioned yesterday in some atrocious article, the New York Times don’t like delivering newspapers on the southeast… Continue reading