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Match of the Week: Pooping Through A Tornado

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Smarkmanship and droneness aside, I think we could all agree that for the most part, top to bottom, AEW’s Revolution PPV was stacked. Whether you were there for blood, surprises, Japanese homages, sonic… Continue reading

Because Fishing Needed To Be Televised Live [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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Well…uhh…that was a week. I can’t really say it was particularly a good week for anyone, but it surely existed. On the bright side, it’s not warm AF outside. Allow me to give… Continue reading

Stale Cheez-Its [Saturday Haikus]

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It’s too damn earlyAnd yet I woke up lateAbusing the snooze I’m way too tiredTo check for mold in the breadNo sandwich for me Wasted too much timeBrowsing YouTube videosGran Turismo waits The… Continue reading

I’d Rather Watch Teenagers Tackle Cows [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. I call the big one, Gamblor. It’s Friday, March Fourth, Twenty-Twenty-Three-Minus-One. The weather in Ozone Park is 31° & Pantone 14-4318 and somewhere, somebody is sizing up a satellite dish. If… Continue reading

301 Words About Colin’s Lunch

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It still looks as good as it did last night. A salmon fillet with a walnut crust (he would’ve preferred pistachios, but if you’re already springing for salmon, you can’t also splurge on… Continue reading

Hello, Old Friend

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Hey, how’s it going. Good? Cool. Awful? Understandable. Your stomach hurts? Welcome to the club. No, it’s not the club that the soda is named after. You’re thinking of the Kildare Street Club.… Continue reading

5 Royal Rumble 2022 Moments That Actually Ruled [Wrasslin’ For Lunch]

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Well, that was a big wet bag of shit. The 2022 edition of the Royal Rumble was one of the WWE’s biggest failures in recent memory. And this is coming from a company… Continue reading

TeeCoZee’s Top 25 Matches Of 2021 [That He Saw]: #5-1

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And then there were five. When I started this project, my one hope was that I would finish it. This is obviously a labor of love, because most people I know would ever… Continue reading

TeeCoZee’s Top 25 Matches Of 2021 [That He Saw]: #15-6

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When I first started writing this list, I made a habit to watch the match while I was writing about it to remind myself why it was so good. Now that I’m into… Continue reading

I’d Rather Just Celebrate Christmas Eve [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the Noggy Day? It’s Friday, December 24th, Two Thousand and Twenty-One. The weather in Astoria is 38˚ & Pantone 15-3919 and… Continue reading