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Free Wine Blog II: I Hope It’s Cherry 7-Up

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This is not to be confused with a Free Wine Blog/A Wine Blog That Is Free. The wine is free, but the blog is going to cost you. Don’t worry, I’ll send you… Continue reading

Free Wine Blog: Red Stuff That Came In A Green Bottle

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This is not to be confused with a Free Wine Blog/A Wine Blog That Is Free. The wine is free, but the blog is going to cost you. Don’t worry, I’ll send you… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Double Bag My Bag Of Bags [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. I’d like to request 17 dollars for a push broom rebristling. Oh no. My brains. It’s Friday, February 12, Two Thousand and Sixteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 30˚ & Pantone… Continue reading

I’d Rather Play With “Fat Barbie™” [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. I need the biggest seed bell you have. No, that’s too big. It’s Friday, January 29, Two Thousand and Fifteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 40˚& Pantone 4804 and somewhere, somebody… Continue reading

I’d Rather Feel Like Myself Again. Or Do I? [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Top of the afternoon to you. Well, not quite the top. Kind of at the mid-section of the afternoon. Let me do that over. Boobs Chest of the afternoon to you. It’s Friday,… Continue reading

I’d Rather Hulu and Dew [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman to you. Today, part four of our series of the agonizing pain in which I live every day. It’s Friday, December 18, Two Thousand and Fifteen. The weather in Brooklyn is… Continue reading

I Traveled Back In Time. It Was Kind Of Lame.

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It doesn’t take much to see that we live in very difficult times. Corporations are rich as hell, these devices called “guns” are wiping out our population, people are having other people pop… Continue reading

I’d Rather Live On The Corner Of Secks St and 4th Base Blvd [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. I’m going to start saying that every week because shut up. It’s Friday, December 11, Two Thousand and Fifteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 57˚ with Pantone® 290 C™ skies and… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Eat A Married Woman’s Cookies [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good Meringue. What the hell is a meringue? Sounds like jewelry for chronic mumblers. Get out of my office! Yes, I know it’s a car! It’s Friday, December 4, Two Thousand and Fifteen.… Continue reading

Moore Of The Same: Watching James Bond For The First Time – Part 2

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My life has been in disarray this week. I’ve become a lot more paranoid and suspicious about the world around me. When I come home at night, I inspect small objects to see… Continue reading