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Day 323: Souled Out ’97 Was A Surrealist Nightmare [Wrasslin’ For Lunch]

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In many adventure stories, there’s a part near the end where it appears the bad guy had won. Suddenly, the world has bowed down to their bidding and the heroes are stuck in… Continue reading

Day 320: Baseball Haikus – Renegades at Cyclones 08/03/2021

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Just a quick lil vapeBefore singing the anthemDudes got lungs of steel They brought DVDsTo peruse between inningsConey Island, man. He’s the hometown boyBorn and raised in CanarsieLiving out his dream Top of… Continue reading

Day 319: I Am Current-ly Ad Nauseous

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Remember the pandemic? That was fun. Back when public advertisements didn’t change. For the people that couldn’t have the privilege of working at home, every day felt the same. For the people who… Continue reading

Day 318: At Least The Rainbows Finally Won [Beer League Roundup Week 16]

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Oh hi, Beer Leaguers. Now that the MLB trade deadline has come and gone, the rest of the season is going to fly by us just like the Yankee’s playoff chances. We may… Continue reading

Day 317: Because I Had Myself A Good Week [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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I’m not gonna lie. It’s impossible for me to lie. Trust me, you don’t want me to lie. It’s real awkward. Also, trust me because I can’t lie. I might not be the… Continue reading

Day 316: Baseball Haikus – Braves at Mets 07/28/2021

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It’s Tylor MegillHe only throws balls and foulsNo strikes for this dude Oh, sweet baby Nimms. We missed your dumb toothy smileAnd running on walks Triple fisting bevsThat’s the only life she knowsOne… Continue reading

Day 315: I’d Rather Stop Watching A Spinning Circle [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Go! Go! Go! Bread! Bread! Bread! It’s Friday, July 30th, 2ZeroTwo1. The weather in Manhattan is 78° & Pantone 17-3812 and somewhere, somebody can hear a grind in the distance. But… Continue reading

Day 314: 500 Words About This Picture

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It’s that time of the week again where people tell me to write about a random subject for a random length of time. This week, I didn’t even need to ask anybody for… Continue reading

Day 313: Stupid Storyline Ideas – Happy Corbin [Wrasslin’ For Lunch]

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Things just keep getting worse and worse for Baron Corbin. First, he loses his crown to Shinsuke Nakamura. Then, a bunch of his investments tank. Suddenly, the jerk has no money left. His… Continue reading

Day 312: I Met My Favorite Person 5 Years Ago

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I’ve told this story a million times. It’s almost to the point where I’m sick of telling it. It always has the same beginning, plot points and ending. There seems to be no… Continue reading