Day 087: How Is It More Free?
There’s a phrase in marketing that has always confused me. It was a huge trend in the ’90s, especially in snacks, crackers and snack crackers. Instead of saying that the packaging is bigger,… Continue reading
There’s a phrase in marketing that has always confused me. It was a huge trend in the ’90s, especially in snacks, crackers and snack crackers. Instead of saying that the packaging is bigger,… Continue reading
I expected my weekend to be lazy, but I didn’t think it would turn out like it did. Since Late Thursday Night, I have logged 22 hours into Cyberpunk 2077. And after talking… Continue reading
When I was a kid, there were a lot of things that I assumed to be true. I thought that the hole in the back of my TV was an emergency entryway for… Continue reading
Good Moleman. You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel. Is that about my cube? It’s Friday, December 11th, The Year That’s Almost Over. The weather in Brooklyn is 52° & Pantone… Continue reading
It happened, ladies and jerks. The day is finally here. Bask in its glory. Wow. Today is a good day. Because today, after waiting 7 years [also, our whole lives], Cyberpunk 2077 is… Continue reading
I came home from the grocery store to find Rachel watching some random Holiday Cooking Baking Chop Competition Show Thing. I carefully placed my immaculate honeycrisp apples in the fridge and took a… Continue reading
There’s so many sounds in our world that we sometimes fail to appreciate. The sound of coffee brewing, the low hum of a mini-blender, the creak of the floor, a dissonant Sonic Youth… Continue reading
I don’t know what it is about fall weather that makes wrestling promoters get a hard-on for team matches. As soon as a leaf falls, they say to themselves, “You know what sounds… Continue reading
I get it. It’s Sunday, it’s cold outside, you probably don’t have to go out there. You’re a fortunate human. Suckers like me are running late for work. So while you’re snuggled up… Continue reading
“Let’s do a puzzle”, I thought to myself. “It’ll be easy! It’ll only take you a few hours! It won’t drive you nuts at all!” Sometimes, my brain makes weird decisions to avoid… Continue reading