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Day 087: How Is It More Free?

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There’s a phrase in marketing that has always confused me. It was a huge trend in the ’90s, especially in snacks, crackers and snack crackers. Instead of saying that the packaging is bigger,… Continue reading

Day 086: Because My Eyes Are Still Bleary [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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I expected my weekend to be lazy, but I didn’t think it would turn out like it did. Since Late Thursday Night, I have logged 22 hours into Cyberpunk 2077. And after talking… Continue reading

Day 085: We’ve Been Spelling It Wrong This Whole Time

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When I was a kid, there were a lot of things that I assumed to be true. I thought that the hole in the back of my TV was an emergency entryway for… Continue reading

Day 084: I’d Rather Wear A Regular Ass Hat [Friday Thought W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel. Is that about my cube? It’s Friday, December 11th, The Year That’s Almost Over. The weather in Brooklyn is 52° & Pantone… Continue reading

Day 083: Cyberpunk 2077 First Impressions

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It happened, ladies and jerks. The day is finally here. Bask in its glory. Wow. Today is a good day. Because today, after waiting 7 years [also, our whole lives], Cyberpunk 2077 is… Continue reading

Day 082: Really? Pears?

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I came home from the grocery store to find Rachel watching some random Holiday Cooking Baking Chop Competition Show Thing. I carefully placed my immaculate honeycrisp apples in the fridge and took a… Continue reading

Day 081: Sounds Like Metal To Me

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There’s so many sounds in our world that we sometimes fail to appreciate. The sound of coffee brewing, the low hum of a mini-blender, the creak of the floor, a dissonant Sonic Youth… Continue reading

Day 080: Like The Survivor Series, But Good [NXT WarGames Roundup]

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I don’t know what it is about fall weather that makes wrestling promoters get a hard-on for team matches. As soon as a leaf falls, they say to themselves, “You know what sounds… Continue reading

Day 079: Diet Dr Pepper Tastes Nothing Like A Good Soda [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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I get it. It’s Sunday, it’s cold outside, you probably don’t have to go out there. You’re a fortunate human. Suckers like me are running late for work. So while you’re snuggled up… Continue reading

Day 078: Piecing Together New York

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“Let’s do a puzzle”, I thought to myself. “It’ll be easy! It’ll only take you a few hours! It won’t drive you nuts at all!” Sometimes, my brain makes weird decisions to avoid… Continue reading