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317 Words About Rainy Thursdays

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You can do whatever you want. Because it’s Thursday.It’s raining outside.And you aint got shit to do. You can sit in bed for a while.Shake off the dizziness.You can make a bowl of… Continue reading

TeeCoZee’s NL East Preview 2022

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I partook in a weird activity this morning that’s usually only done by the most desperate fans, just needing one little tiny drop of dopamine before Spring Training inevitably starts: I watched a… Continue reading

A 7th Inning Rally Propels The Bulldogs Past The Red Foxes, 4-3

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All was quiet on a Tuesday afternoon in New Haven. Various people milled about the empty field, preparing for today’s festivities. There was a special smell of Spring in the air while the… Continue reading

Match of the Week: I Made Friends With A Trash Can

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They say that if you go to a wrestling show alone, you can always make friends with the person sitting next to you. Actually, “they” don’t say that. I think my therapist might’ve… Continue reading

Because The Days Are Finally Longer [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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Happy Daylight Savings, everyone. Or as I like to call it: National Everybody Complains About Being Tired Day. I love seeing all the people online complaining about losing the hour of sleep, but… Continue reading

Baseball Haikus: Watching Water Boil

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The hands have been wrungThe damn lockout is overBaseball can resume For over 3 monthsThe teams have been stagnatingUnable to move Floodgates are openAll transactions can happenWhen the clock hits 6 But actuallyThe… Continue reading

I’d Rather Stay In This Parking Lot [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Marge, can we set the oven to “Stun”? It’s Friday, March 11th, Two 0 Two Two. The weather in Jamaica is 45° & Pantone 15-3919 and somewhere, somebody is sizing it… Continue reading

468 Words About An Interaction With A Customer

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He’s got that lazy mad scientist vibe. His hoodie is dirty, his beard always scraggly and he wears hospital scrub pants, but he’s not in the medical field. He’s the 6th grade science… Continue reading

Top 5 Most Annoying Sounds In Wrestling

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I was watching ECW Heatwave ’98 because it’s Wednesday and I was struck by what I deduced to be the most annoying sound of all-time. It pierced into my skull so fiercely that… Continue reading

Songs That Suck – “Space For Two”

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It just isn’t a good day for you. Three people called in sick, a shipment of rotting chicken came in but the driver bounced, there’s some broken machines and an incessant beeping sound… Continue reading