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Day 263: Benny’s Big Bean Burrito

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Benny brushes the hair out of his eyes and tries to focus. What seems to be so easy is somehow impossible. He wipes the sweat off his forehead and tries again. He fails… Continue reading

Day 262: At Least Our Fantasy Team Is Better Than The Yankees [Beer League Roundup Week 9]

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What up, League Beer-ers?!? I’d like to take this opportunity to once again gloat. It’s that special time in every baseball fan’s life that everything in the universe makes sense. It doesn’t happen… Continue reading

Day 261: Because The Heat Is Making Me Delirious [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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Well, that escalated quickly. We went from mild spring weather straight to the devil’s armpit of summer. It’s too hot outside to even exist. I’m looking at the people out the window and… Continue reading

Day 260: Baseball Haikus – Trying To Get To Citi Field 6/5/21

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Had no game this week Everyone on the west coast Making me real sad 12:41 PM Going anywayMaking my way to FlushingCash in a raincheck [The next Astoria-Bound train is in 22 minutes]… Continue reading

Day 259: I’d Rather Be Night Drinking [Friday Thought W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Needs more ice cream. Marge, can we set the oven to “cold”? It’s Friday, June 4th, 20Twenty1. The weather in Queens is 79˚ & Pantone 10-65955 and somewhere, somebody is listening… Continue reading

Day 258: 419 Words About Starrett City

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I was at a place yesterday. I hadn’t been there in a while. It was cool. I enjoyed myself. I decided that instead of writing about a random object, I’d rather write about… Continue reading

Day 257: And They Shall Be Freed From Vince’s Basement [Wrasslin’ For Lunch]

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On the first leg of the Road To Wrestlemania, probably like a mile or so in, it seemed like Keith Lee was going to be shot to the moon. He had a wonderful… Continue reading

Day 256: Bev of the Week – Limca

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I hadn’t eaten good biryani in years. In probably over a decade. Far too long. In fact, I found it impossible to find acceptable biryani in New York. Every time I would order… Continue reading

Day 255: At Least There Were No No-Nos [Beer League Roundup Week 8]

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What’s up, Beer Leaguers? It’s me, the interim commish, the Coze, the only one of you that has to work before 3 on Memorial Day, so let’s cut to the chase. We survived… Continue reading

Day 254: Because It Won’t Stop Raining [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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I hate the expression, “April showers bring May flowers”. It’s a complete lie. I have actually bought no flowers in the month of May. This is probably because it was raining the whole… Continue reading