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Excuses To Not Be Writing

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You haven’t seen me around lately. I’ll try to take it as an observation instead of an accusation. I’ve been around. Trust me. I was probably hanging out by the Pepsi Machine. Yeah,… Continue reading

Free Wine Blog VIII: It’s Like The Popov Of Wine

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This is not to be confused with a Free Wine Blog/A Wine Blog That Is Free. The wine is free, but the blog is going to cost you. Don’t worry, I’ll send you… Continue reading

Top 5 Jobs That Should Be Replaced By Robots

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It’s 2016. Do you know where your robots are? If you said “at work”, then you’re probably misinformed and an idiot that eats butt for dinner. We live in very convenient times. I… Continue reading

Free Wine Blog VII: It’s In The Can

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This is not to be confused with a Free Wine Blog/A Wine Blog That Is Free. The wine is free, but the blog is going to cost you. Don’t worry, I’ll send you… Continue reading

Free Wine Blog VI: Screw Cappz

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This is not to be confused with a Free Wine Blog/A Wine Blog That Is Free. The wine is free, but the blog is going to cost you. Don’t worry, I’ll send you… Continue reading

A Letter From Your Editor-In-Chief

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Dear Readers, Today, I watched a Justin Bieber video on mute. Some girl was dancing around in a Dennis Rodman jersey as if it meant something. As I watched, a cloud of really… Continue reading

Free Wine Blog IV: Derp.

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This is not to be confused with a Free Wine Blog/A Wine Blog That Is Free. The wine is free, but the blog is going to cost you. Don’t worry, I’ll send you… Continue reading

Free Wine Blog III: Forgettable Regrettables

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This is not to be confused with a Free Wine Blog/A Wine Blog That Is Free. The wine is free, but the blog is going to cost you. Don’t worry, I’ll send you… Continue reading

I’d Rather Stand Up To Myself [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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  Good Moleman. This isn’t my house. It’s Friday, April 22, Two Thousand and Sixteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 78˚ & Pantone 7542 and somewhere, somebody is sitting in their car, waiting… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Make Fun Of Myself [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Please drive off me. It’s Friday, April 15, Two Thousand and Sixteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 55˚ & Pantone 2717U and somewhere, somebody is lost in the woods. He hasn’t… Continue reading