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Gooroll Showdown: Brewers vs Cubs

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Dudes and Dudettes, welcome to the first ever Gooroll Showdown, the only game where Goos roll for big money! Tonight’s matchup features our returning champs, The Milwaukee Brewers. They take on arch-rivals, The… Continue reading

Phantom Songs: Jesus Jones – “Right Here, Right Now”

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Phantom Songs is an ongoing series of musical pieces that you can’t quite put your finger on. You have most definitely heard the song before, but are most likely not able to pinpoint… Continue reading

For A Good Time, Call 718-330-1234

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It rings once, giving you the false hope that you’ll speak to someone immediately. Then you hear a familiar voice. It’s that guy that tells you to stand clear of the moving doors!… Continue reading

Vernie Equinox

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Oh…umm…hello, Springtime. That is your name, right, like I can call you that? Well, I mean, I was pretty sure that was your full name, like your birth name, not like I was… Continue reading

Phantom Songs: Spandau Ballet – “True”

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Phantom Songs is an ongoing series of musical pieces that you can’t quite put your finger on. You have most definitely heard the song before, but are most likely not able to pinpoint… Continue reading

314 Words About “Monkybread On The Keyz” by Gurgel Guew

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We don’t get enough curveballs thrown at us in life. If you’re sitting in your car at an intersection, chances are nobody will run up to your window and ask you to hold… Continue reading

Album Review: “Marbstar” by Marble Mummy

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It’s not that I’ve grown weary of rap music, but I am wholly sick and tired of hearing people rapping. It’s a plague that’s infecting the masses. They do it in the street,… Continue reading

Operation Not Good [TeeCoZee’s NFL Roundup 2012 Week 13]

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This was supposed to be fun and exciting and whatnot. With only a month left before the playoffs, week 13 showed a lot of promising slobberknockers between division rivals. But that would have… Continue reading

Can We Just Call Him Butt Sanchez? [TeeCoZee’s NFL Roundup 2012 Week 12]

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This season has been flying by quicker than the Eagle’s winning streak. The bye weeks are already over, which means that I have to work extra hard to pass information onto you. And… Continue reading

The Sloppy Revenge Of The Scab QB™ [TeeCoZee’s NFL Roundup 2012 Week 11]

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If you’re a quarterback in the NFL and your name isn’t Manning, chances are you are also a human being. The problem with being a human being is that you urinate constantly get… Continue reading