TeeCoZee’s AL East Preview 2022
I almost forgot this was I thing I was doing. I got so wrapped up in Spring Training ball, that I thought that the season started already. Actually, that’s not true at all.… Continue reading
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Because I Guess I’m A Morning Person Now? [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]
I think I’m a morning person. I don’t get it, but it’s happened. Now that I’m the complete antithesis of what I once was and represented, I guess I should start writing early,… Continue reading
Skid Row Is For Chumps [Saturday Haikus]
I’m seeing daylight Oh, that can’t be a good signAnd yet I’m still safe Diet Mountain DewWith a nonfat Greek yogurt,Japanese wrestling Zack Sabre JrStrap yourself to that rocket Dude has got the… Continue reading
I’d Rather Rename It A “Something Already Happened Indicator” [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]
Good Moleman. We’re talking about the M-A-L-L on M-A-R-S! Mallomars?!? That’s going in the act. It’s Friday, March 25th, 2zerotwenty2. The weather in Ozone Park is 56° & Pantone 16-0110 and somewhere, somebody… Continue reading
409 Words About The Big New Yorker Pizza
Just because you remember something, it doesn’t mean that the thing was good. We inherently poke and prod at our nostalgia receptors whenever a discontinued item is brought up. It reminds us of… Continue reading
The Ballad Of Miranda Papes
Every ball player has the same dream. Even some non-players have the dream. Bottom of the ninth, bases loaded, tie ballgame, championship on the line and the pitcher is getting gassed. You can… Continue reading
Veer Is Coming [Wrasslin’ For Lunch]
Did you hear the news? Holy crap, you didn’t hear?!?!? Veer is coming! The most anticipated debut in WWE is upon us! You see, Veer was a wrestler on Raw, usually recognized as… Continue reading
Because I Had A Decent Bo Jackson Year [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]
As the sun sets on the 34th year of my life, I gotta say I’m a little surprised. I was convinced that I peaked at 25 but I guess it’s never too late… Continue reading
More Like “March Sadness” [Saturday Haikus]
Dense fog rolling inYou can’t even see the trackIt’s a sport unknown Patrolling the lotSecurity follows meBut they do nothing I open up shopSoak in the brief morning calmThen quickly get bored Just… Continue reading
I’d Rather Not Put A Decal On My Porsche [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]
Good Moleman. I made some homemade Pepsi for the dance. It’s just a little slimy, it’s still good. It’s Friday, March 18th, Twenty-Two Two. The weather in Ozone Park is 56° & Pantone… Continue reading