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Day 333: Scaffolding

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Up there, it’s just air. Clean air, dirty air, air is air and it’s all up there. There’s some birds circling around, trying to figure out what to do with their day, figuring… Continue reading

Day 332: At Least We Have A New Leader [Beer League Roundup Week 18]

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It finally happened, Beer Leaguers! Chris Sale has finally pitched a game! Oh wait, that’s not what we’re excited about. What was it? Oh yeah. It finally happened, Beer Leaguers! Chris Davis retired… Continue reading

Day 331: Because I Have A Lot Of Time To Kill [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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I went to the stadium early to get a free parking spot. The spot was so good that it looks conspicuous. And I’m here so early that I don’t even know what to… Continue reading

Day 330: Baseball Haikus – Dodgers at Mets 08/13/2021

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Bronson on the micHigh out of his goddamn mindCalling the lineups Much to my dismay,Mrs Met looks sexierIn a black jersey. Bottom of the 1st: Dodgers 1, Mets 0 Clapping for the MetsBut… Continue reading

Day 329: I’d Rather Be Making Fart Noises [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. My feet are soaked, but my cuffs are bone dry! I don’t care! It’s Friday, August 13th [gulp], 202ZeroPlusOne. The weather in Astoria is 93˚ & Pantone 2707 and somewhere, somebody… Continue reading

Day 328: 780 Words About Chris Davis

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Somehow, it’s Thursday already. You know, the day when I make people decide my writing subject for me. Well, this week, I cheated. The news picked a subject for me and the thing… Continue reading

Day 327: Stupid Storyline Ideas – Lilly [Wrasslin’ For Lunch]

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Since its inception, the demonic transformation of Alexa Bliss has been a polarizing one. The people that love it, love it, because it’s quirky and somewhat original. The people that hate it, hate… Continue reading

Day 326: I’m Going To Write About Corn Dogs For 30 Minutes

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I’m going to write about corn dogs tonight. This is because I couldn’t think of anything to write about today and Rachel suggested that I write about corn dogs. But every time I… Continue reading

Day 325: At Least I Didn’t Wake You Up [Beer League Roundup Week 17]

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Whazzup League Beerers? Last week reminded me of a time where I got entirely too drunk. It was a Saturday night, I was feeling alright and I was excited about a long day… Continue reading

Day 324: Because I Still Can’t Come Up With A Title [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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I never take my Sunday writing seriously. To be fair, I don’t take any of this writing seriously, unless it’s a piece you haven’t read. The ones I care about the most get… Continue reading