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Day 098: I’d Rather Not Blame The Parents [Christmas Thought W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Gavin, don’t you already have that game? No mom, you idiot, I have Disemboweler 4: the game where condemned criminals dig at each other with rusty hooks, stupid!!! It’s Friday, December… Continue reading

Day 097: Bev of the Week – Cherry 7-Up

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We all have little rituals to make our holidays unique. It’s a totally normal and sane thing to do on an abnormal and insane day. Some holiday traditions are downright weird. For me,… Continue reading

Day 096: Fang Makes Something From The Heart

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The snow falls lightly this afternoon on Coze Cove. Although the aesthetic is quite pleasant, the villagers stay inside. The perfect time for Fang to shine. When he leaves the house, he can… Continue reading

Day 095: Top 5 Candies That I Totally Forgot About

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Well, I’ll be damned. There I was again, stuck in line at the grocery store. This ritual is becoming just as common as writing lists and complaining about bread being too dry. Not… Continue reading

Day 094: – It’s Not ‘Tables, Ladders and Stairs’ [WWE TLC Roundup]

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Ah yes, Tables, Ladders and Chairs. Another gimmick PPV that nobody asked for. Sure, I fucking love me a good TLC match, but a bad one is a waste of everyone’s time. And… Continue reading

Day 093: Because, Christmas. [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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You hear that jingle-ding-dinging in the distance? That’s Christmas, ready to pounce on your punk ass. We have officially rounded the corner and are bracing to ram straight into it. And frankly, I’m… Continue reading

Day 092: I Totally Forgot That I Fucking Hate Snow

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It looks so wondrous at first. With the fluffy white flakes blanketing the city, it dampens the noise and causes everyone to hunker down. The city is, for a moment, almost tolerable. You… Continue reading

Day 091: I’d Rather Not Compete For Affection [Friday Thought W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Tastes like burning. No, it doesn’t. It’s Friday, December 18th, Holy Crap It’s Almost Over. The weather in Brooklyn is 30° & Pantone 7389EE and somewhere, somebody is drinking a cup… Continue reading

Day 090: Bev of the Week – Eggnog

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I spent a good portion of my life dodging eggnog. This is mainly due to the fact that it was never offered to me. Also, it has the word egg in it, which… Continue reading

Day 089: Top 5 Stupid Things I Noticed In Line At The Grocery Store

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That’s right, folks. Snowvaganza is coming! Everybody head to the store now to get a month’s worth of food! There’s going to be somewhere between 254 and 355 Millimetres of snow! That’s a… Continue reading