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I’d Rather Blame David Duchovny [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good horning. You hit that note like nobody’s business. It’s Friday, February 21, Two Thousand and Fourteen. In Brooklyn, the temperature is 37˚ & cloudy and somewhere, somebody is deliberately trying to make… Continue reading

Phantom Songs: Fine Young Cannibals – “She Drives Me Crazy”

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Phantom Songs is an ongoing series of musical pieces that you can’t quite put your finger on. You have most definitely heard the song before, but are most likely not able to pinpoint… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Date A Seagull [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Bon matin. That’s French. Eat it, nerdos, I’m cultured! It’s Friday, February 14, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 35˚ & sunny and somewhere, some dude is finally having sex… Continue reading

Snuff: The New Craze That’s [Probably] Killing Your Teens

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Flatbush/Kensington/Ditmas Park/South Slope/West Flatbush/Whatever Fuck You, Brooklyn, NY, USA- Back when we were kids, all the cool cats in the school yard were doing cocaine and cigarettes. It wasn’t even exclusively for cool… Continue reading

Jay St-Metrotech [A CC Express Story]

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What follows is a preview of sorts to a project that I’m working on. It’s a collection of short stories [tentatively] titled “The CC Express”, with every story revolving around/including a subway stop… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Play Red Rover On Ice [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good morning, Myanmar! It’s still morning there, right? Who am I kidding, it’s ALWAYS morning there! It’s Friday, February 7, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 29˚ & sunny and… Continue reading

I’d Rather Listen To Covers Of George Clinton B-Sides [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good Marmalade. Damn good Marmalade. Can you share the recipe? No? Then get out of my house. It’s Friday, January 31, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 31˚ & cloudy… Continue reading

I’m Not Going To Watch The Super Bowl [TeeCoZee’s NFL Roundup 2013]

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Let me start by saying how proud I am to be writing the “300th Post” on Baseball For Dinner. It’s been a long time coming. I never would have thought that a frozen… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Look Like Morrissey [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good Mormon, bad Christian. It’s Friday, January 24, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 15˚ & sunny and somewhere, somebody has discovered that they actually have a skeleton in their… Continue reading

I’d Rather Watch Discarded Porno [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Goo Moo Moo. It’s Friday, January 17, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 42˚ & sunny and somewhere, a clown’s car has broken down for the 3rd time this month,… Continue reading