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I’d Rather Be Lame [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. I saw this in a movie where a bus had to speed around the city, keeping its speed over 50. And if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it… Continue reading

I’d Rather Play Tecmo Super Bowl [Friday Thoughts W/ Troy]

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Good morning. Or afternoon. Or dinnertime. It’s Friday, January 20th, 1995. The weather in Chesaning is 38° & gloomy and somewhere, somebody is hunting. Somewhere else, somebody is making dinner. Somewhere else, somebody… Continue reading

“American Utopia” Reminded Me Of Everything

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[What follows came straight from the heart. Upon sitting down on the train, I started writing on my phone and I didn’t stop. With that said, I apologize about how unpolished this is.… Continue reading

I’d Rather Have Lunch [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Yeah, Moe, Starland Vocal Band sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked. I’ve seen bands suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked. It’s… Continue reading

I’d Rather Make 19 Lists [2019 Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Top 19 Lists To Summarize 2019 19) Top 5 Things I Always Say At The Beginning Of Everything 5) Good Moleman 4) Remember that New Years Eve at Lenny’s? He didn’t even give… Continue reading

I’d Rather Have My Wife Write Titles For Me [Friday Thoughts w/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. There’s one thing they forgot to take away from us: this rag on a stick. It’s Friday, December 27th, Two Thousand and Nineteen. The weather in Chesaning is 37° & Pantone… Continue reading

I’d Rather Comfortably Travel Home For Christmas [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. I’ve figured out the boy’s punishment. First, he’s grounded. No leaving the house, not even for school. Second, no eggnog. In fact, no nog, period. And third, absolutely no stealing for… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Take Off A Shirt [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Yes, I am interested in long distance savings. Very interested. It’s Friday, December 13th, Two Thousand and Nineteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 47° & Pantone 7545c and somewhere, somebody is… Continue reading

I’d Rather Call It TeeCoZee’s NFL Roundup, But Instead, It’s [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Glue friendly or I’ll take your glue away and then no one will have any glue to glue with! It’s Friday, November 29th, Two Thousand and Nineteen. The weather in Chappaqua… Continue reading

I’d Rather Be At A Combination JC Penny/Montgomery Ward [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. I just wanna watch “Honk If You’re Horny” in peace. It’s Friday, November 22nd, Two Thousand and Nineteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 50° & Pantone 115-1 and somewhere, somebody is… Continue reading