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Day 108: Pack Up Your Life

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Pack up your lifeThe boxes are over thereYou can start in the bedroomOr wherever you care Pack up your lifeMake sure everything’s dustedCheck for dead or living bugsSome things can’t be trusted Pack… Continue reading

Day 107: Because I Bought Cream Cheese In The Dark [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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I should’ve been writing this much later in the day. Like 10-15 minutes later. But instead, here I am, clacking away like a dumb dummy that’s not smart. All because my breakfast was… Continue reading

Day 106: Resolutions Can Be Made Anytime

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I haven’t had a cigarette in 5 years. I’ve been waiting for this day for a long time. I thought it would make me feel powerful and accomplished. Instead, this day almost passed… Continue reading

Day 105: I’d Rather Skip To 2022 [Friday Thought W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Remember that New Years Eve party at Lenny’s? He didn’t even have a computer. It’s Friday, January 1st, Twenty-Twenty-One. The weather in Brooklyn is 40° & Pantone 11-4201 and somewhere, somebody… Continue reading

Day 104: 20 Good [And 20 Terrible] Memories From This Year

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There is literally nothing else that I can say about this year that hasn’t already been spewed out by everyone ad nauseum. After a while, I became sick of the year because I… Continue reading

Day 103: This Might’ve Been The Best Year Ever

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This might’ve been your year. This could have been the year that you got it all figured out. Or it might’ve been the year when you realized that you had everything you needed.… Continue reading

Day 102: Top 5 Favorite Matches of 2020

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Despite the fact that I’ve been back on the wagon for one full year, I still don’t know shit about wrestling. I just know that I watch a lot of it and if… Continue reading

Day 101: Our Cat Is Not White Trash

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Since the day I met Willy, I have tried so hard to be his buddy. It never quite worked out. Thankfully, I’m now allowed to be in the same room as him, but… Continue reading

Day 100: Because I Didn’t Think I Would Get This Far [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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Holy crap. I’ll be a horse’s uncle. Day 100. Wow. Shit. That’s what’s up. I don’t have to start the day number with a zero anymore! I’d like to take yet another moment… Continue reading

Day 099: NHL 94 Was Basically Perfect

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It was Christmas break, 1994. Or at least I think it was. It might’ve just been a random snow day. It was snowy outside and I didn’t have school. I remember because it… Continue reading