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Day 283: At Least We’re Halfway Done [Beer League Roundup Week 12]

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What up, League Beer-ers? Yeah, I get it. I can feel the malaise, too. We’re rapidly approaching the dog days of Summer. Trades just aren’t happening like they used to, pitchers are constanly… Continue reading

Day 282: Because I Need To Finish This Before Work [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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This week, I started making active steps towards improving my mental health. One of those steps that I’m taking upon myself is recognizing the things that bring me anxiety and try to mitigate… Continue reading

Day 281: Baseball Haiku Doubleheader – Phillies at Mets 6/25/21

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Top of the 1st: Phillies 0, Mets 0 Bruce fucking HooperCold at Citi for 3 yearsNot hot, never hot Vat of sauerkraut Brings back drunken memoriesOf eating handfuls Top of the 3rd: Phucks… Continue reading

Day 280: I’d Rather Only Have Good Problems [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. I don’t want you stalking anyone tonight! Okay fine, have it your way. I’ll be back in a minute. I’m…going outside…to buy…some pornography. It’s Friday, June 25th, Twenty21. The weather in… Continue reading

Day 279: 346 Words About Marmite

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TGITH! I love me some Thursdays! Mainly because I can kick back, relax and make somebody else come up with a topic for me. This weeks entry was requested by an old and… Continue reading

Day 278: Top 5 Dumbest Things That WWE Has Done This Week [Wrasslin’ For Lunch]

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I started watching WCW the other day. I decided to start at the inception of the NWO and just start grinding my way through it. I feel like WCW in it’s heyday is… Continue reading

Day 277: So I Got A Mani-Pedi…

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I needed to clean off my desk. While I anxiously await the arrival of a new computer, I figured that a fresh start deserves a fresh desk. It was covered in loose change,… Continue reading

Day 276: At Least Nobody Got Shut Out [Beer League Roundup Week 11]

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Beagle Leerers. Hello. We just finished a week. The week is now over. The week featured some moderate excitement, as you can tell by my excited tone. It was very, very…exciting. We had… Continue reading

Day 275: Because Dads Need A Day, Too [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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It’s that day again. You know, Sunday. It happens once a week. It’s on the calendar. You should know about Sunday by now. If you don’t, we have bigger problems on our hands.… Continue reading

Day 274: Baseball Haikus – Athletics at Yankees 06/19/21

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Thank you, Guard RailingFor protecting me from ballsAnd seeing batters Full capacityThis place is ready to rockYank fans are the best Sexy Kelly GreensSo much better than road grays More teams should do… Continue reading