Baseball Haikus – Giants at Mets 04/19/22
Not a spot in sightAnd no left turns can be madeI’m already late Tons of broken glassAnd semis parked crookedly It’s time to pay up Full swing alreadyBy the time I reach the… Continue reading
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The Simple Bliss Of Digital Cable And Air Conditioning
Life isn’t easy. It was never designed that way. A world without struggle is an unremarkable one. Without something to overcome, you learn nothing. And weekends would never be cherished if weekdays were… Continue reading
I’d Rather Not Listen To Dying Camels [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]
Good Moleman. Hey Clinton, paint my chicken coop! It’s Friday, April 15th, 20Twenty-Two. The weather in Jamaica is 63° & Pantone 015-0032 and somewhere, somebody is googling it. They’re gonna get to the… Continue reading
248 Words About Clayton Kershaw’s Perfect 7 Innings
Kershaw’s career ERA is 2.48, so I have to keep this short. Just like the outing he had yesterday: short. He threw 7 perfect innings off of 80 pitches and 13 strikeouts. And… Continue reading
On Being Constantly Distracted
Something something, blah blah blah, there’s too much technology, blah. It’s already fully apparent that we are too distracted in the digital age. It’s a trope we’re all too familiar with and are… Continue reading
Baseball Haikus: Blue Jays at Yankees, 4/11/22
Cold wind is hittingThis was a major mistakeDamn April baseball I just missed the smellsOf popcorn and fresh cut grassArmpits on the train An untethered viewNobody in front of meRail blocks the batter… Continue reading
Wheeler Yuta Is A Made Man
When Wheeler Yuta arrived in AEW, nobody noticed. And how could they? He came in during an awkward period, when main event talent was being dropped off by the truckload. He wasn’t CM… Continue reading
I’d Rather Chop Carefully With A Dull Knife [Friday Thought W/ TeeCoZee]
Good Moleman. Homer, that’s not God. That’s just a turkey behind the bed. It’s Friday, April 8th, Twenty Twenty One Plus One. The weather in Howard Beach is 56° & Pantone 2707C and… Continue reading
319 Words About Brussels Sprouts
I remember when I was young. A lot of people don’t have this ability, but I digress. When I was really young, the common enemy that Big Media was casting us kids against… Continue reading
I Think It’s Time To Talk About License Plate Holders
Vanity plates have been around since the beginning of time. Well, probably not that long, but close. As soon as humans were able to, we’ve been dead-set on making our possessions unique to… Continue reading