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After 23 Years, Captain Midnight Strikes Again; Brings Fear Into Satellite TV Viewers


Ocala, FL–

The television world was shook like a baby today as the infamous satellite pirate, Captain Midnight, wreaked terror on an MTV broadcast. Known previously as being an activist for lower premium channel prices, Captain Midnight’s new message is one of principle.

If Baseball Is For Dinner, Then Football Better Be For Supper. (And I’ll take the supper)


In the industry, this is what we call a rant. It could be a rave, but ecstasy isn’t my bag. Go figure. The standard procedure is that from now on, I’m going to… Continue reading

Patrick Duffy and Suzanne Somers Spotted At Kirk Park


It was a normal day at the beach in Grand Haven, MI. Kids tried to make sandwiches out of sand, pseudo-punks tried to dig their own pods to fill with water, and tattooed… Continue reading