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Tim Tebow Scored A Touchdown, And Now The Whole Division Must Lose [TeeCoZee’s NFL Roundup 2010 Week 6]

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I’m a busy man, so let’s make this quick. A lot of strange and stupid shit happened on Sunday. The AFC West division went winless. 3 of those teams are now on what… Continue reading

We Shall All Be Haunted By The Ghost Of Ed Hochuli [TeeCoZee’s NFL Roundup 2010 Week 5]

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Introductions are for assholes that need to prepare people for what they are going to read. This week, I will not be one of those assholes. However, I just did introduce my anti-introduction,… Continue reading

The Ballad of “The Team That Should’ve Won” [TeeCoZee’s NFL Roundup 2010 Week 4]

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It’s a phenomenon that occurs every week. Most of the time, it is caused by fandom, and the denials that come with it. When a game remains close up to the finish, the… Continue reading

Can Somebody Please Make a Field Goal??? [TeeCoZee’s NFL Roundup 2010 Week 3]

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When you fall deep into the lull of the NFL season, a fan starts to notice little quirks about the game. One man may spend a week paying attention to various crowd noises.… Continue reading

Hell, Even The Raiders Are 1-1! [TeeCoZee’s NFL Roundup 2010 Week 2!]

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It’s almost as if the standings got reset to zero and nobody noticed. We are only 2 weeks into the NFL season and already something is askew. The words “dynasties” and “losers” don’t… Continue reading

How To Win A Game By Officiating [TeeCoZee’s NFL Roundup 2010 Week 1]

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It’s that sexy-assed time of year again, folks. The sun is hiding out more, the trees are getting rusty & bloody & such, the babes are wearing sleeves, and assholes like me are… Continue reading

On Being One That Didn’t Fall Far From The Tree

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I’m sitting on the toilet. It’s a normal day, just like any others. A whole lot of me, pants around my ankles, trying to kill time at work. Business is slower than the… Continue reading

Go Nowhere In Manhattan: Times Square

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The one thing that BfD needs is another series. The previous statement may or may not be sarcastic. Interpret as you please. This is the first installment of a series that chronicles my… Continue reading

Phantom Songs: Snap! – “The Power”

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This story starts right after your downfall. While leaning up against your locker, pretending to look cool, the bully Fredrerick McPudge pulls your pants down and kicks you in the ass. And right… Continue reading

Made of Marble Pt. 1 by Marble Mummy: A Brief-ish Album Review

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[Once again, I am writing to a brick wall. The following review is for an album that you will not be able to find in stores or hear on the radio. This is… Continue reading