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About Week 6…[TeeCoZee’s NFL Roundup From Hell!!!]

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As we spiral down near mid-season, there are two things that I know: 1) The season is almost halfway over, or a little more than a third over. 2) Free taco bars are… Continue reading

Local Homeless Vendor Finds New Way of Cooking; Marketing Scheme

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–Eastmanville, CA For the past few weeks, a local street vendor has been offering his customers something that supermarkets have been offering for over 20 years, but with a twist of culture. Mario… Continue reading

All I Wanted Was Good News In Print Form

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This is the point of which my newspaper addiction has gone too far. As I had mentioned yesterday in some atrocious article, the New York Times don’t like delivering newspapers on the southeast… Continue reading

One Last Thing…I Have Visions

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What makes a director “visionary”? Has anyone else noticed that any movie that sort-of rides on the thin line of artsy and mainstream will try balls out to get people into theaters by… Continue reading

Patrick Duffy and Suzanne Somers Spotted At Kirk Park (UPDATE)

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Few BFD loyalists may remember this story from early July, in which several eyewitnesses claimed to see the stars of the hit television sitcom, Step By Step, relaxing at the beach on a… Continue reading

Radical Group Opposes Fences

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–Cincinnati, OH For the second time this week, business has halted in the McNally Fences Inc due to radical protests about their cause and practices. The party held responsible is known only as… Continue reading

Local Criminals To Celebrate Second Annual “Clarence Boddicker Day”

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–Detroit, MI This upcoming weekend marks the 22 year anniversary of the Detroit police strike. Many viewed it to be a magical weekend, filled with activities that fulfilled everyone’s wildest fantasies. This strike… Continue reading

The Misadventures of Being A Single Straight Sane White Male

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Top 5 Football For Supper Subjects That I Don’t Have The Time To Write!!!

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5) Why Can’t Athletes Keep Their Noses Clean? It’s becoming increasingly obvious that athletes are not normal people. They are role models, they are billionaires, they get their own gum and cereal boxes,… Continue reading

Urinal Texting: Taking Stalls By Storm

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“So I made it to the urinal. What now?” This question races across the minds of men across America around 7 times a day, 6 days a week. Traditionally, urinals have been used… Continue reading