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I’d Rather Take The F Train To Ohio [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Happy Brunchtime, you courageous hipsters. It’s Friday, December 27, Two Thousand And Thirteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 37˚ & partly cloudy and somewhere, somebody is planning a grand scheme while making out… Continue reading

Marshawn Lynch Gets A Taste Of His Own Rainbow, Prefers The Decor [TeeCoZee’s NFL Roundup 2013 Week 16]

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It’s that time of year again. They call it Christmas. You can tell by the annoying colored lights and falling snow on every Fox scoreboard. They should only give so much corner space… Continue reading

I’d Rather Poop On Her HD-DVDs [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good morning, but a much better night. It’s Friday, December 20, Two Thousand and Thirteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 49˚ & partly cloudy and somewhere, a kid is breaking into his parent’s… Continue reading

I’d Rather Be Blind And Sweaty [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good morning for bad mourning. It’s Friday, December 13, Two Thousand and Thirteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 31˚ & partly cloudy and somewhere, in Compton, Smokey is hiding under Craig’s window, waiting… Continue reading

Snow Angels For Everybody! [TeeCoZee’s NFL Roundup 2013 Week 14]

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Check it out, guys! Winter is here! Suddenly, football takes on a whole new meaning. With a storm pattern affecting most of the nation, we were treated to a plethora of snow games.… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Be A Depraved Mute [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good morning. Or afternoon. Let’s call it afternoon. It’s Friday, December 6, Two Thousand and Thirteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 48˚ with a light rain, to get heavier as the day progresses… Continue reading

I’d Rather Call It “Some Kid Commits A Bunch Of Crimes 2” [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Hello. My name is Coze. You can call me Coze. It’s Friday, November 29, Two Thousand and Thirteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 37˚ & sunny and somewhere out there, a man is… Continue reading

Peyton Manning Becomes The Turkey [TeeCoZee’s NFL Roundup 2013 Week 12]

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With everything about this wacky season still up in the air/for grabs, it seems like the perfect time to experiment with my yearly “To The Point” Roundup. You may know the rules by… Continue reading

I’d Rather Eat A VHS Copy Of Point Break [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. It’s Friday, November 22, Two Thousand and Thirteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 51˚ with light rain and somewhere out there, a little boy thinks the Twins are going to win… Continue reading

In Case Of Bearnado, Go For The Honey Hole [TeeCoZee’s NFL Roundup 2013 Week 11]

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I was counting down the hours all week. The lineup for Week 11 was one not to be flexed with. Every matchup appeared to be stellar. Even the shitty teams were playing against… Continue reading