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Top 5 Things That I Am Now Addicted To Instead of Cigarettes

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Everybody has a crutch to lean on. Some handicapped people even have 2. For the last 8 days, I have had a different kind of handicap. I have quit smoking. This means that… Continue reading

An Awkward, Heartfelt, and Probably An Extremely Personal Account On Valentines Day

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When I was in 9th grade, our teacher, who should not have been teaching, required us all to write poems for Valentines Day. Since I had no feeling in my soul, I decided… Continue reading

Tragedy Strikes Local Home; Sets It On Fire

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— Grand Rapids, MI In the February 2 edition of the Grand Rapids Press, Tim Daveny proclaimed: “As Trevor Jackson raced toward his blazing home Monday evening, all he could think about were… Continue reading

I’m Not Here Looking For Trouble, But A Shuffle Will Occur [TeeCoZee’s Super Bowl XLIV Roundup]

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Today marks the start of a terrible era in my life, one that occurs every year. The NFL season ends, usually on a dry note, and I am left with nothing to do… Continue reading

Blessid Union of Liars

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“We’re just a bunch of bozos in this band and this song is for the average guy, who’s with this gorgeous girl,” he says. “I kind of had that in mind, it’s not… Continue reading

What Do We Know About Partying, Or Anything Else? [TeeCoZee’s Pro Bowl Roundup]

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One more week, and I can stop talking about football. I’m sure you all will be quite happy when this day comes. This second to last roundup will be a complete joke, as… Continue reading

Top 5 NES Games That I Crave On A Bi-Daily Basis

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This morning, I caught a glimpse of an important MTV special titled “True Life: I’m Addicted To Videogames”. At the time, I was unsure whether or not I fall into this category. After… Continue reading

Lost In June

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This is the perfect moment. I sit here watching the space of which nothing happens. All dust has been settled. The birds have gone somewhere else. If you listen hard enough you can… Continue reading

Video of the Week – “Really Repetitive”

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This week’s video of the week comes from yours truly. There are some things in life that are really repetitive. This video that I made showcases a few of them. I’m probably beating… Continue reading

How To Make A Long Game Longer…And Still Piss America Off [TeeCoZee’s Championship Roundup]

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This job keeps getting easier and easier. At first, I would have to cover and upwards to 16 games at once, and then last week it was reduced to four, and now, shit,… Continue reading