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5-6 Teams Make Little Girls Cry [TeeCoZee’s NFL Roundup Week 12]

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Wow. Just fucking wow. It’s December already. How do I know this? I can’t watch football for 5 minutes without seeing a graphic come up with the AFC/NFC Playoff picture. Normally, this is… Continue reading

When Barry Stole Thanksgiving: A Short Story

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It’s Thanksgiving 2007. Nothing special ever happens here. The family gathers, of course, but there’s a sense that it could easily be any other day of the week. We all know eachother too… Continue reading

This Is What We Get For Allowing Bad Teams To Stay Active [TeeCoZee’s Week 11 Roundup]

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What in gods name happened to the NFL? This is supposed to be “professional” football, but yet, everyone keeps on treating a handful of teams like a bunch of inept imbeciles. Why is… Continue reading

Some Random Thoughts That Come To Mind While Reading About Loneliness

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– My beard really needs a combing – I don’t own any Charlie Parker Records – These potatoes taste good when being burped up – Whenever I crave a bagel, I get halfway… Continue reading

Top 5 Facts of Life That I’m Slowly Starting To Accept

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Life is full of lessons. That doesn’t mean that I have to pay attention to them. Sometimes, the universe likes to throw curveballs, and I like to turn the other way and look… Continue reading

The Adventures of Stoop Kid & His Lonely Little Life

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I would like to first get out of the way that this article has nothing to do with the character from the hit childrens TV show “Hey Arnold” nor is this intended to… Continue reading

Chad Ochocinco Would Buy That For a Dollar! [TeeCoZee’s NFL Roundup: Week Neuf]

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Take a deep breath. We made it half way through the season. This calls for no celebration at all. However, after finishing half of the football season, there are still a multitude of… Continue reading

The Unmistakable Art of Stealing Awkward Glances

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Do you ever get bored while inside a big group of people? Of course you do! This is because 90% of our lives are comprised of boredom management. So what do you do… Continue reading

An Autumn Fever Dream

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The date is October 22, 2009. I remember this because when I woke up in my haze this morning, I knew that I would remember this date for no reason at all. I… Continue reading

The AFC Will Eat Your Babies [TeeCoZee’s Week 7 Roundup]

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If only there were more things to say about week 7. Then this would be longer. But it’s already going to be long enough. I hardly spent any amount of time yesterday on… Continue reading