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While The Paint Dries

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Somewhere else out there, there is something better, but I don’t want that today as I woke up with the fixation to go to the mall, which is an activity that I enjoy… Continue reading

Top 5 Things To Do While Listening To NBA Jam Session

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5) Change a lightbulb. 4) Eat a sandwich. 3) Break up with your girlfriend. 2) Check your body for moles. 1) Play H-O-R-S-E. Yes. Thank you.

Caught Between Worlds 3

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I’ve been giving things a lot of thought, and something still urks me about the transcription from the burnt apartment. I feel that we all have been thinking too narrowly, and I have… Continue reading

The One Where Michael Vick Gets Out of The Dog House [TeeCoZee’s NFL Roundup Week 13]

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Week 13 is always a telling week, solely because it is the week after week 12, and there is more to be told in the grander scheme of things being said. It is… Continue reading

Some Thoughts On Interpersonal Communication and The Film Schizopolis

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Because of a request from Roscoe, here is the latest paper I have been working on. This may not bear any interest if you have no seen the film, Schizopolis, or have no… Continue reading

5-6 Teams Make Little Girls Cry [TeeCoZee’s NFL Roundup Week 12]

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Wow. Just fucking wow. It’s December already. How do I know this? I can’t watch football for 5 minutes without seeing a graphic come up with the AFC/NFC Playoff picture. Normally, this is… Continue reading

When Barry Stole Thanksgiving: A Short Story

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It’s Thanksgiving 2007. Nothing special ever happens here. The family gathers, of course, but there’s a sense that it could easily be any other day of the week. We all know eachother too… Continue reading

This Is What We Get For Allowing Bad Teams To Stay Active [TeeCoZee’s Week 11 Roundup]

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What in gods name happened to the NFL? This is supposed to be “professional” football, but yet, everyone keeps on treating a handful of teams like a bunch of inept imbeciles. Why is… Continue reading

Some Random Thoughts That Come To Mind While Reading About Loneliness

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– My beard really needs a combing – I don’t own any Charlie Parker Records – These potatoes taste good when being burped up – Whenever I crave a bagel, I get halfway… Continue reading

Top 5 Facts of Life That I’m Slowly Starting To Accept

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Life is full of lessons. That doesn’t mean that I have to pay attention to them. Sometimes, the universe likes to throw curveballs, and I like to turn the other way and look… Continue reading