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The Unmistakable Art of Stealing Awkward Glances

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Do you ever get bored while inside a big group of people? Of course you do! This is because 90% of our lives are comprised of boredom management. So what do you do… Continue reading

An Autumn Fever Dream

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The date is October 22, 2009. I remember this because when I woke up in my haze this morning, I knew that I would remember this date for no reason at all. I… Continue reading

The AFC Will Eat Your Babies [TeeCoZee’s Week 7 Roundup]

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If only there were more things to say about week 7. Then this would be longer. But it’s already going to be long enough. I hardly spent any amount of time yesterday on… Continue reading

About Week 6…[TeeCoZee’s NFL Roundup From Hell!!!]

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As we spiral down near mid-season, there are two things that I know: 1) The season is almost halfway over, or a little more than a third over. 2) Free taco bars are… Continue reading

Local Homeless Vendor Finds New Way of Cooking; Marketing Scheme

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–Eastmanville, CA For the past few weeks, a local street vendor has been offering his customers something that supermarkets have been offering for over 20 years, but with a twist of culture. Mario… Continue reading

All I Wanted Was Good News In Print Form

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This is the point of which my newspaper addiction has gone too far. As I had mentioned yesterday in some atrocious article, the New York Times don’t like delivering newspapers on the southeast… Continue reading

One Last Thing…I Have Visions

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What makes a director “visionary”? Has anyone else noticed that any movie that sort-of rides on the thin line of artsy and mainstream will try balls out to get people into theaters by… Continue reading

Patrick Duffy and Suzanne Somers Spotted At Kirk Park (UPDATE)

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Few BFD loyalists may remember this story from early July, in which several eyewitnesses claimed to see the stars of the hit television sitcom, Step By Step, relaxing at the beach on a… Continue reading

Radical Group Opposes Fences

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–Cincinnati, OH For the second time this week, business has halted in the McNally Fences Inc due to radical protests about their cause and practices. The party held responsible is known only as… Continue reading

Local Criminals To Celebrate Second Annual “Clarence Boddicker Day”

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–Detroit, MI This upcoming weekend marks the 22 year anniversary of the Detroit police strike. Many viewed it to be a magical weekend, filled with activities that fulfilled everyone’s wildest fantasies. This strike… Continue reading