Somewhere else out there, there is something better, but I don’t want that today as I woke up with the fixation to go to the mall, which is an activity that I enjoy… Continue reading
5) Change a lightbulb. 4) Eat a sandwich. 3) Break up with your girlfriend. 2) Check your body for moles. 1) Play H-O-R-S-E. Yes. Thank you.
Week 13 is always a telling week, solely because it is the week after week 12, and there is more to be told in the grander scheme of things being said. It is… Continue reading
Because of a request from Roscoe, here is the latest paper I have been working on. This may not bear any interest if you have no seen the film, Schizopolis, or have no… Continue reading
Wow. Just fucking wow. It’s December already. How do I know this? I can’t watch football for 5 minutes without seeing a graphic come up with the AFC/NFC Playoff picture. Normally, this is… Continue reading
What in gods name happened to the NFL? This is supposed to be “professional” football, but yet, everyone keeps on treating a handful of teams like a bunch of inept imbeciles. Why is… Continue reading
– My beard really needs a combing – I don’t own any Charlie Parker Records – These potatoes taste good when being burped up – Whenever I crave a bagel, I get halfway… Continue reading
Life is full of lessons. That doesn’t mean that I have to pay attention to them. Sometimes, the universe likes to throw curveballs, and I like to turn the other way and look… Continue reading