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Video of the Week: Elementary School Scarface

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After being alive for over 2 decades, I have decided that it is funny when kids act more mature when they are supposed to. I am truly not alone with this idea, as… Continue reading

Songs You’ve Heard Before, But Can’t Put Your Finger On: Double- “The Captain of Her Heart”

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In attempt to further broaden the horizons of subjects to write about on BfD (as if there wasn’t many to begin with), I am starting a series (hopefully) of exposés on Phantom Songs.… Continue reading

Hot Tub Time Machine: Yet Another Review

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Today, I was going to write a review on Avatar. This seemed almost pointless, considering that I was probably the last man on earth to see the movie. Nobody wants to read about… Continue reading

23 Observations Used In Attempt To Tell My Life Story, In No Particular Order

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I- When I was young [young enough to have an active imagination but not old enough to form any logic out of it] I would always pretend that I was someone else. There… Continue reading

Top 5 Things That I Am Now Addicted To Instead of Cigarettes

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Everybody has a crutch to lean on. Some handicapped people even have 2. For the last 8 days, I have had a different kind of handicap. I have quit smoking. This means that… Continue reading

An Awkward, Heartfelt, and Probably An Extremely Personal Account On Valentines Day

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When I was in 9th grade, our teacher, who should not have been teaching, required us all to write poems for Valentines Day. Since I had no feeling in my soul, I decided… Continue reading

Tragedy Strikes Local Home; Sets It On Fire

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— Grand Rapids, MI In the February 2 edition of the Grand Rapids Press, Tim Daveny proclaimed: “As Trevor Jackson raced toward his blazing home Monday evening, all he could think about were… Continue reading

I’m Not Here Looking For Trouble, But A Shuffle Will Occur [TeeCoZee’s Super Bowl XLIV Roundup]

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Today marks the start of a terrible era in my life, one that occurs every year. The NFL season ends, usually on a dry note, and I am left with nothing to do… Continue reading

Blessid Union of Liars

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“We’re just a bunch of bozos in this band and this song is for the average guy, who’s with this gorgeous girl,” he says. “I kind of had that in mind, it’s not… Continue reading

What Do We Know About Partying, Or Anything Else? [TeeCoZee’s Pro Bowl Roundup]

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One more week, and I can stop talking about football. I’m sure you all will be quite happy when this day comes. This second to last roundup will be a complete joke, as… Continue reading