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Peyton Manning Becomes The Turkey [TeeCoZee’s NFL Roundup 2013 Week 12]

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With everything about this wacky season still up in the air/for grabs, it seems like the perfect time to experiment with my yearly “To The Point” Roundup. You may know the rules by… Continue reading

I’d Rather Eat A VHS Copy Of Point Break [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. It’s Friday, November 22, Two Thousand and Thirteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 51˚ with light rain and somewhere out there, a little boy thinks the Twins are going to win… Continue reading

In Case Of Bearnado, Go For The Honey Hole [TeeCoZee’s NFL Roundup 2013 Week 11]

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I was counting down the hours all week. The lineup for Week 11 was one not to be flexed with. Every matchup appeared to be stellar. Even the shitty teams were playing against… Continue reading

I’d Rather Use Lint [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Oh, hi there. It’s Friday, November 8, Two Thousand and Thirteen. And I have a few things on my mind. – Whenever I count a massive quantity of loose coins, I want nothing… Continue reading

Phantom Songs: Bobby McFerrin – “Don’t Worry, Be Happy”

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Phantom Songs is an ongoing series of musical pieces that you can’t quite put your finger on. You have most definitely heard the song before, but are most likely not able to pinpoint… Continue reading

Alex Smith Laughs All The Way To The Bank. The Blood Bank. [TeeCoZee’s NFL Roundup 2013 Week 9]

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Move over, concussions! Sayonara, staph infections! There’s a new problem in the NFL and it isn’t Rob Ryan’s BO. It’s a haunting issue that is known as “bullying” and it’s taking the league… Continue reading

As Chip’s Nightmare Continues, Tommy Cough Does The Bernie [TeeCoZee’s NFL Roundup 2013 Week 8]

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I was going to throw a hissy fit and complain that all of the games sucked this week. It’s true, they were all really awful. But somehow, I found myself with too much… Continue reading

Gary Kubiak And The Infinite Kertwang [TeeCoZee’s NFL Roundup 2013 Week 7]

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If I wanted to get punched in the face, I would go to the Double Down Saloon sporting an accordion and start spraying people in the face with Axe®, while playing a song… Continue reading

SPOILER: The Giants Lost [TeeCoZee’s NFL Roundup 2013 Week 6]

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Around this time in October, we all kind of forget that it’s Breast Cancer® Awareness Month. I was almost hoping that a team would roll out one day with pink uniforms. The Seahawks… Continue reading

Matt Schaub Was Who We Thought He Was [TeeCoZee’s NFL Roundup 2013 Week 5]

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The sports gods were having an orgy last Sunday. Whoever thought it was a good idea to air 14 straight hours of Pro Football was a sick genius. And to sprinkle 2 quality… Continue reading