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Phantom Songs: Snap! – “The Power”

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This story starts right after your downfall. While leaning up against your locker, pretending to look cool, the bully Fredrerick McPudge pulls your pants down and kicks you in the ass. And right… Continue reading

Made of Marble Pt. 1 by Marble Mummy: A Brief-ish Album Review

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[Once again, I am writing to a brick wall. The following review is for an album that you will not be able to find in stores or hear on the radio. This is… Continue reading

Vice Tax or: How David Paterson Learned To Stop Worrying and Love Attacking The Weak

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In this day and age, it’s hard to live anywhere. Florida is filling up with more criminals than geezers. In Michigan, you can’t even find a job if you started your own business.… Continue reading

Phantom Songs: Reel 2 Real – “I Like To Move It”

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The 1990’s were a crazy fucking time to be alive. I’m not saying this because it was when we all probably grew up. Growing up is always a crazy time, no matter when… Continue reading

There’s Probably Something Wrong With America Today

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On this cloudy Monday morning, I still haven’t even bothered to open up my newspaper. Typically, this means that I either spent the last 2 hours zoning out, or watching reruns of Parks… Continue reading

From My Heart In Bed-Stuy

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The breeze feels cool again. It’ll breathe a few more breaths before I finish this sentence. I look up, and see nothing but a sea of green. The sky is clear, and the… Continue reading

Phantom Songs: “Oh Yeah” by Yello

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Throughout the course of your life, there will be songs that your ears encounter that will go into the left and out the right. You may never hear this song again, or you… Continue reading

The Name of This Sentence Is New Feeling, and That’s What It’s About

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It’s not yesterday anymore, but if it was, it still wouldn’t be and even though I feel different, the world around me is still the same and it seems to be all a… Continue reading

The KFC Doubledown: A Review You Didn’t Need To See

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When it comes to innovation, everyone wants a piece of the pie. We as humans can’t help but to succumb to our needless drive to improve things that aren’t broken or flawed. For… Continue reading

The Problem With 3-D: The Start of a Hate Bandwagon

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Everybody loves a good fad. It’s something that pulls us out of our everyday existence, and makes us care about something that ultimately won’t matter years from now. Typically, fads are harmless. There… Continue reading