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314 Words About “Monkybread On The Keyz” by Gurgel Guew

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We don’t get enough curveballs thrown at us in life. If you’re sitting in your car at an intersection, chances are nobody will run up to your window and ask you to hold… Continue reading

Album Review: “Marbstar” by Marble Mummy

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It’s not that I’ve grown weary of rap music, but I am wholly sick and tired of hearing people rapping. It’s a plague that’s infecting the masses. They do it in the street,… Continue reading

Operation Not Good [TeeCoZee’s NFL Roundup 2012 Week 13]

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This was supposed to be fun and exciting and whatnot. With only a month left before the playoffs, week 13 showed a lot of promising slobberknockers between division rivals. But that would have… Continue reading

Can We Just Call Him Butt Sanchez? [TeeCoZee’s NFL Roundup 2012 Week 12]

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This season has been flying by quicker than the Eagle’s winning streak. The bye weeks are already over, which means that I have to work extra hard to pass information onto you. And… Continue reading

The Sloppy Revenge Of The Scab QB™ [TeeCoZee’s NFL Roundup 2012 Week 11]

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If you’re a quarterback in the NFL and your name isn’t Manning, chances are you are also a human being. The problem with being a human being is that you urinate constantly get… Continue reading

Over The Bridge

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Manhattan Bridge, 8:52 PM This is the place where nothing happens. There is a gap between the clusters of anonymous buildings and it stretches on for years. And then there’s me, standing in the middle… Continue reading

This Month, I’m Voting For Hurricane Dougie [TeeCoZee’s NFL Roundup 2012 Week 9]

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I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking “I could really go for a burrito right now”. So have one. Enjoy it. Don’t get any stray toppings on your keyboard or significant other. As… Continue reading

Tony Dungy Made Me Do It [TeeCoZee’s NFL Roundup 2012 Week 4]

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There was hardly a hoot nor a holler at The Treehouse on Sunday. The TV may have glowed bright green for 12 straight hours, but not much really happened to rile anyone up.… Continue reading

You Can’t Spell Upset Without An Asterick [TeeCoZee’s NFL Roundup 2012 Week 3]

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When I looked at the schedule for week 3, I couldn’t help but roll my eyes and groan. Nearly every game was a grotesque mis-match. It seemed all too predictable. So naturally, I… Continue reading

Searching For Jeffery Fisher [TeeCoZee’s NFL Roundup 2012 Week 2]

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Just as I had predicted, another scandal broke loose with the scab refs. Hours before the Saints-Panthers bloodfest, the NFL made the decision to pull out line judge, Brian Stropolo. Apparently, he had… Continue reading