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125th St [A CC Express Story]

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What follows is a preview of sorts to a project that I’m working on. It’s a collection of short stories [tentatively] titled “The CC Express”, with every story revolving around/including a subway stop… Continue reading

The Top 5 Reasons Why I’m Not Ready For Football

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I’ve made this opening paragraph a million times before. You can taste it in the air. You can smell the rubbery scent of freshly picked backpacks. Blah blah fuckity blah. Fall is coming.… Continue reading

145th St [A CC Express Story]

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What follows is a preview of sorts to a project that I’m working on. It’s a collection of short stories [tentatively] titled “The CC Express”, with every story revolving around/including a subway stop… Continue reading

Phantom Songs: Roxette – “The Look”

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Phantom Songs is an ongoing series of musical pieces that you can’t quite put your finger on. You have most definitely heard the song before, but are most likely not able to pinpoint… Continue reading

Gooroll Showdown: Brewers vs Cubs

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Dudes and Dudettes, welcome to the first ever Gooroll Showdown, the only game where Goos roll for big money! Tonight’s matchup features our returning champs, The Milwaukee Brewers. They take on arch-rivals, The… Continue reading

Phantom Songs: Jesus Jones – “Right Here, Right Now”

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Phantom Songs is an ongoing series of musical pieces that you can’t quite put your finger on. You have most definitely heard the song before, but are most likely not able to pinpoint… Continue reading

For A Good Time, Call 718-330-1234

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It rings once, giving you the false hope that you’ll speak to someone immediately. Then you hear a familiar voice. It’s that guy that tells you to stand clear of the moving doors!… Continue reading

Vernie Equinox

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Oh…umm…hello, Springtime. That is your name, right, like I can call you that? Well, I mean, I was pretty sure that was your full name, like your birth name, not like I was… Continue reading

Phantom Songs: Spandau Ballet – “True”

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Phantom Songs is an ongoing series of musical pieces that you can’t quite put your finger on. You have most definitely heard the song before, but are most likely not able to pinpoint… Continue reading

314 Words About “Monkybread On The Keyz” by Gurgel Guew

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We don’t get enough curveballs thrown at us in life. If you’re sitting in your car at an intersection, chances are nobody will run up to your window and ask you to hold… Continue reading