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I’d Rather Not Have My Apartment Tea Bagged [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. The eating of an orange is a lot like a good marriage. It’s Friday, March 15, Two Thousand and Nineteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 52˚ & Pantone 11-0601 and somewhere,… Continue reading

I’d Rather Spend My Vacation At Long John Silver’s [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Well, you’re certainly doing your job today, Mr Sun. It’s Friday, March 8th, Two Thousand and Nineteen. The weather in Glendale is 60° & Pantone 12-8540 and somewhere, somebody is waiting… Continue reading

I’d Rather Suplex February Through A Salad Bar [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. I just wanted a place to sit down. It’s Friday, March 1st, Two Thousand and Nineteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 30˚ & Pantone 426 and somewhere, somebody is leaving the… Continue reading

I’d Rather Drunkenly Yell At Steve Harvey [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. There is no escape from The Fortress of the Moles! It’s Friday, February 22nd, Two Thousand and Nineteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 40˚ & Pantone 11-0601 and somewhere, somebody needs… Continue reading

I’d Rather Spend Valentine’s Day At Home [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. I didn’t want to make a fuss, but now that you mention it…it’s Friday, February 15, Two Thousand and Nineteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 47˚ & Pantone 13-4138 and somewhere,… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Get Scammed By Dave Matthews [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. If only the sugar were as sweet as you. It’s Friday, February 8th, Two Thousand and Nineteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 49˚ & Pantone 14-4230 and somewhere, somebody is looking… Continue reading

I’d Rather Have My Cat Edit This [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. We paid for blood! It’s Friday, February 1st, Two Thousand and Nineteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 13˚ & Pantone 664 and somewhere, somebody is patiently waiting for the mail. Or… Continue reading

I’d Rather Wear A Fila Mets Hat Signed By Marlon Byrd [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Would you like something to read? It’s Friday, January 25, Two Thousand and Nineteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 35˚ & Pantone 18-4538 and somewhere, somebody is doing something. What they’re… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Remember The Plot To Joe’s Apartment [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Please hurry. It’s Friday, January 18, Two Thousand and Nineteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 37˚ & Pantone SW 7647 and somewhere, somebody is trying to figure out how to get… Continue reading

I’d Rather Call It New Old Thoughts U Deluxe II Special Edition [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. That could be another way to say Good Evening. Right? It’s Friday, January 11, Two Thousand and Nineteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 29˚ & Pantone 539C and somewhere, somebody is… Continue reading