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I’d Rather Not Abandon My Car On The Middle Of The Expressway [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Ooh, I can’t get enough of this blood pudding. I think someone just had his first taste of bloodlust! It’s Friday, April 22nd, 2022. The weather in Howard Beach is 68°… Continue reading

421 Words To The Ten-Year-Old

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Your fluff knows no bounds. It doesn’t even know the definition of “bounds”. It doesn’t know the definition of a lot of things. It’s fluff, it has no brain. But you do. And… Continue reading

On Both Sides Of The Coin

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It was a cold, cold night in Queens. Just minutes before first pitch, the sky opened up and a great storm blasted through. Torrential rain came down on the stadium as blustering winds… Continue reading

Baseball Haikus – Giants at Mets 04/19/22

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Not a spot in sightAnd no left turns can be madeI’m already late Tons of broken glassAnd semis parked crookedly It’s time to pay up Full swing alreadyBy the time I reach the… Continue reading

The Simple Bliss Of Digital Cable And Air Conditioning

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Life isn’t easy. It was never designed that way. A world without struggle is an unremarkable one. Without something to overcome, you learn nothing. And weekends would never be cherished if weekdays were… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Listen To Dying Camels [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Hey Clinton, paint my chicken coop! It’s Friday, April 15th, 20Twenty-Two. The weather in Jamaica is 63° & Pantone 015-0032 and somewhere, somebody is googling it. They’re gonna get to the… Continue reading

248 Words About Clayton Kershaw’s Perfect 7 Innings

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Kershaw’s career ERA is 2.48, so I have to keep this short. Just like the outing he had yesterday: short. He threw 7 perfect innings off of 80 pitches and 13 strikeouts. And… Continue reading

On Being Constantly Distracted

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Something something, blah blah blah, there’s too much technology, blah. It’s already fully apparent that we are too distracted in the digital age. It’s a trope we’re all too familiar with and are… Continue reading

Baseball Haikus: Blue Jays at Yankees, 4/11/22

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Cold wind is hittingThis was a major mistakeDamn April baseball I just missed the smellsOf popcorn and fresh cut grassArmpits on the train An untethered viewNobody in front of meRail blocks the batter… Continue reading

Wheeler Yuta Is A Made Man

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When Wheeler Yuta arrived in AEW, nobody noticed. And how could they? He came in during an awkward period, when main event talent was being dropped off by the truckload. He wasn’t CM… Continue reading