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I’d Rather Wear A Fila Mets Hat Signed By Marlon Byrd [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Would you like something to read? It’s Friday, January 25, Two Thousand and Nineteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 35˚ & Pantone 18-4538 and somewhere, somebody is doing something. What they’re… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Remember The Plot To Joe’s Apartment [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Please hurry. It’s Friday, January 18, Two Thousand and Nineteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 37˚ & Pantone SW 7647 and somewhere, somebody is trying to figure out how to get… Continue reading

I’d Rather Call It New Old Thoughts U Deluxe II Special Edition [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. That could be another way to say Good Evening. Right? It’s Friday, January 11, Two Thousand and Nineteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 29˚ & Pantone 539C and somewhere, somebody is… Continue reading

I’d Rather Charge My JVC Kaboom Box [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Oh, dear. Now you’ve done it. It’s Friday, January 4, Two Thousand and Nineteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 43˚ & Pantone 12-404 and somewhere, somebody is buying a CD Player… Continue reading

I’d Rather Call It 2019 [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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5) Good Moleman 4) [Moleman Quote] 3) It’s Friday, December 28, Two Thousand and Eighteen 2) The weather in Brooklyn is 51˚ & Pantone 427 1) And somewhere, somebody is making a list.… Continue reading

I’d Rather Make It A Blockbuster Night [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Hellooooo. [This quote is not funny because there’s no context to state that the doctors left him behind while still in the X-Ray machine. Drawing at straws, here.] It’s Friday, December… Continue reading

I’d Rather Accept The Unacceptable [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Didn’t that movie used to have a war in it? It’s Friday, December 7, Two Thousand and Eighteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 38˚ & Pantone 3005C and somewhere, somebody is… Continue reading

I’d Rather Be Watching The Weather Channel [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Cowabunga, dudes! It’s Friday, November 30, Two Thousand and Eighteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 42˚ & Pantone d8d4cf and somewhere, somebody is trying to find their way to The Bronx.… Continue reading

I’d Rather Hang In A Low-Concept Space [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. A poem, by Hans Moleman. I think that I shall never see, my cataracts are blinding me. It’s Friday, November 23, Two Thousand and Eighteen. The weather in Chappaqua is 23°… Continue reading

I’d Rather Still Have Strep Throat [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Combed, biscuits, chicken, yellow, mailman. You’ve already quoted this one before, Troy. Very good. It’s Friday, November 16, Two Thousand and Eighteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 42° & Pantone PMS… Continue reading