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Day 193: Apologies, Dear Reader.

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It appears that Coze’s brain is out of order today. We apologize on his behalf. It may be down for a multitude of reasons, including but not limited to: routine maintenance, weather-related outage,… Continue reading

Day 192: Loud Music Didn’t Make Me Better At Cleaning

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I used to volunteer to clean the bathroom. I was like 9 years old at the time, which is allegedly the perfect age to clean bathrooms. It was my Saturday ritual. To this… Continue reading

Day 191: Because It’s Almost Baseball [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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Hoo boy, it’s-a-coming! Can you feel it? You can, can’t you. Your March Madness bracket is already busted. The president isn’t outwardly acting like an idiot. All the new movies are going straight… Continue reading

Day 190: I Fucking Hate Saturdays II

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The platform’s too fucking crowded That means the train is going to be too fucking crowded But nobody seems to mind Especially the man in a white linen jacket Damn, I want that… Continue reading

Day 189: I’d Rather Let Them Swear [Friday Thought W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. My cats breath smells like Grandma. It does smell like Grandma! It’s Friday, March 26, Two Zero Twenty-Three Minus Two. The weather in Astoria is 70˚ & Pantone 15-4707 & somewhere,… Continue reading

Day 188: 319 Words About Teacups

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I didn’t know what to write today. This should come as no surprise, because I never know what to write. Yesterday, I did a jazz exploration on the word, “stretch”, which would also… Continue reading

Day 187: The Essence Of A Long Stretch

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You’ve got a long stretch coming. Or at least that’s what I hear. Who did I hear it from? Doesn’t matter. But you certainly have a long stretch coming. It could mean a… Continue reading

Day 186: Willy Takes A Step Outside

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It’s too loud in the daytime. The deafening hum of the city below, above and across. Sometimes, Willy can tolerate it. He can puff his chest and face it head-on. But then, there’ll… Continue reading

Day 185: I Was Going To Write About Wrestling

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I was going to write about wrestlingAnd how pointless last night’s Fastlane In Your House PPV was.But then I got distracted by something elseAnd I ran out of time. I was going to… Continue reading

Day 184: Because It’s The Start Of My Bo Jackson Year [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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34 is such a nothing age. I’m officially in the middle of my early mid-30s. Or maybe I’m at the end of my late early-30s. I’m definitely in my late early-mid-30s. I feel… Continue reading