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I’d Rather Watch A Gutter Punk Make Cheesecake [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Rise and shine. And while you shine, stay away from me. Luminescent people give me the heebie-jeebies. It’s Friday, June 27, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 80˚ & partly… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Have Fun [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Thank God morning is finally here. Let’s hope that never happens again. It’s Friday, June 20th, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 77˚ & sunny and somewhere, somebody is trying… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Date A Scandalous Cyborg [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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As Hawk Harrelson would say, “If you’re gonna get a morning…get a good one.” He also never said that, from what he remembers. It’s Friday, June 13 [Fuck] Two Thousand and Fourteen. The… Continue reading

Phantom Songs: Del Amitri – “Roll To Me”

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Phantom Songs is an ongoing series of musical pieces that you can’t quite put your finger on. You have most definitely heard the song before, but are most likely not able to pinpoint… Continue reading

I’d Rather Wear Earbuds Like A Normal Human Person [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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It’s always a good morning when you wake up surrounded by foxy ladies/men. Not to say that any of us did that today, but the prospect of it sounds pretty cool, right? It’s… Continue reading

I’d Rather Eat Local Cheez Whiz [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Noon has already passed us. Make good of it or fate will take you to the blood bank. Or drive you…to the blood drive. It’s Friday, May 30, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Dress Like A Crip [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good morning, get the hell out of my apartment! What were you thinking?!?!? It’s Friday, May 23, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 61˚ & hazy [hazy?!?] and somewhere, somebody… Continue reading

Troy Tulowitzki Hits 2 Run Single, Scratches Nuts, Gives Up

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Last Friday, I laid witness to a confusing event. One so strange, nobody seemed to notice. It was merely brushed off as a routine play. But what happened was far from routine. It… Continue reading

…Because Jedd Gyorko’s Too Busy Making Babies [The Snag List]

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One of the downfalls of Spring is that some of your favorite players get distracted by the blooming flowers, pretty colors and sex with their wives. Bryce Harper was hounded for not hustling,… Continue reading

I’d Rather Take A Gender Studies Course [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good afternoon to the east coast. Good late morning to the midwest/great plains. West coast, wake the fuck up, go sit in traffic. It’s Friday, April 25, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather… Continue reading