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Geno Smith: Born To Runner Up [TeeCoZee’s NFL Roundup 2014 Week 4]

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In the middle of the electric shit-storm otherwise known as “The Patriots Struggling To Do Anything That Could Be Deemed Progressive Or Warranting Of Points Of Any Shape Or Form”, professional chucklehead Jon… Continue reading

I’d Rather Think About Linda Kozlowki’s Butt [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good Merino Sweater. I really like the–wait, what the fuck is a Merino? It’s Friday, September 26, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 67˚ & sunny and somewhere, somebody is… Continue reading

I’d Rather Get Mugged By A Magician [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. It’s Friday, September 19, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 61˚ & sunny and somewhere, somebody is scheming to rob a liquor store, but is immediately distracted by… Continue reading

Marty Mornhinweg and His Inside Job [TeeCoZee’s NFL Roundup 2014 Week 2]

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I’m not here to stir the pot or pee in the proverbial gas tank. I have no intention to cheaply sensationalize news stories and disguise it as sports analysis. We all know what… Continue reading

I’d Rather Do Controlled Substances [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good morning, even though it’s not actually morning to half of the people of the world. Time zones have a way of making us self-centered. It’s Friday, September 12, Two Thousand and Fourteen.… Continue reading

The Brief and Terrible Reign of Hoyer [TeeCoZee’s NFL Roundup 2014 Week 1]

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If you may remember anything at all, I alluded that last season was going to be the last year for NFL Roundups. I don’t know who the joke’s on. In fact, I really… Continue reading

I’d Rather Live In East Canarsieville City [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Gold mining. It’s Friday, August 8th, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 77˚ & sunny and somewhere, somebody is painstakingly trying to tell his/her friend the difference between The Mamas… Continue reading

Phantom Songs: Snow – “Informer”

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Phantom Songs is an ongoing series of musical pieces that you can’t quite put your finger on. You have most definitely heard the song before, but are most likely not able to pinpoint… Continue reading

I’d Rather Listen To “Return Of The Mack” Remixes [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good Marlin. Bad Marlin. No matter what way you look at it, it’s still a fucking Marlin. You gonna buy something or what? It’s Friday, July 25, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather… Continue reading

I’d Rather Play Pai Gow With A Guy Wearing A Pirates Hat [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good morning, America. You looked so cute when you were sleeping. What’s that? Oh, that’s sweet, but no, I’m not sucking off your Florida, I don’t care how hard it is. It’s Friday,… Continue reading