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I’d Rather Live In East Canarsieville City [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Gold mining. It’s Friday, August 8th, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 77˚ & sunny and somewhere, somebody is painstakingly trying to tell his/her friend the difference between The Mamas… Continue reading

Phantom Songs: Snow – “Informer”

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Phantom Songs is an ongoing series of musical pieces that you can’t quite put your finger on. You have most definitely heard the song before, but are most likely not able to pinpoint… Continue reading

I’d Rather Listen To “Return Of The Mack” Remixes [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good Marlin. Bad Marlin. No matter what way you look at it, it’s still a fucking Marlin. You gonna buy something or what? It’s Friday, July 25, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather… Continue reading

I’d Rather Play Pai Gow With A Guy Wearing A Pirates Hat [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good morning, America. You looked so cute when you were sleeping. What’s that? Oh, that’s sweet, but no, I’m not sucking off your Florida, I don’t care how hard it is. It’s Friday,… Continue reading

I’d Rather Watch A Gutter Punk Make Cheesecake [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Rise and shine. And while you shine, stay away from me. Luminescent people give me the heebie-jeebies. It’s Friday, June 27, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 80˚ & partly… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Have Fun [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Thank God morning is finally here. Let’s hope that never happens again. It’s Friday, June 20th, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 77˚ & sunny and somewhere, somebody is trying… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Date A Scandalous Cyborg [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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As Hawk Harrelson would say, “If you’re gonna get a morning…get a good one.” He also never said that, from what he remembers. It’s Friday, June 13 [Fuck] Two Thousand and Fourteen. The… Continue reading

Phantom Songs: Del Amitri – “Roll To Me”

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Phantom Songs is an ongoing series of musical pieces that you can’t quite put your finger on. You have most definitely heard the song before, but are most likely not able to pinpoint… Continue reading

I’d Rather Wear Earbuds Like A Normal Human Person [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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It’s always a good morning when you wake up surrounded by foxy ladies/men. Not to say that any of us did that today, but the prospect of it sounds pretty cool, right? It’s… Continue reading

I’d Rather Eat Local Cheez Whiz [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Noon has already passed us. Make good of it or fate will take you to the blood bank. Or drive you…to the blood drive. It’s Friday, May 30, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The… Continue reading