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Joique Bell Thanks God, Curses Us All [TeeCoZee’s NFL Roundup 2014 Week 6]

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60 years ago this week, Bobby Layne led the Detroit Lions to a 35-0 rout on the Baltimore Colts. Meanwhile, Otto Graham found Pete Brewster in the endzone twice, as the Browns trounced… Continue reading

I’d Rather Make An Ice Sculpture Of Vectorman [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good afternoon! What, did you just wake up? Well, I’m not going to say Good Morning to you, no matter how late you stayed up watching reruns of Cheers. It’s Friday, October 10,… Continue reading

Tom Brady Wins Game, Cures Ebola [TeeCoZee’s NFL Roundup 2014 Week 5]

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It’s October again. We should all be noting that players are randomly wearing pink objects. This is because the Space Mutants™ are trying to take over the world by using pink objects. It’s… Continue reading

I’d Rather Throw A Pie In Her Face [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Gull Marman. It’s Friday, October 3, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 64˚ & sunny and somewhere, somebody is staring at his/her child, wondering where the hell this creature actually… Continue reading

Geno Smith: Born To Runner Up [TeeCoZee’s NFL Roundup 2014 Week 4]

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In the middle of the electric shit-storm otherwise known as “The Patriots Struggling To Do Anything That Could Be Deemed Progressive Or Warranting Of Points Of Any Shape Or Form”, professional chucklehead Jon… Continue reading

I’d Rather Think About Linda Kozlowki’s Butt [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good Merino Sweater. I really like the–wait, what the fuck is a Merino? It’s Friday, September 26, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 67˚ & sunny and somewhere, somebody is… Continue reading

I’d Rather Get Mugged By A Magician [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. It’s Friday, September 19, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 61˚ & sunny and somewhere, somebody is scheming to rob a liquor store, but is immediately distracted by… Continue reading

Marty Mornhinweg and His Inside Job [TeeCoZee’s NFL Roundup 2014 Week 2]

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I’m not here to stir the pot or pee in the proverbial gas tank. I have no intention to cheaply sensationalize news stories and disguise it as sports analysis. We all know what… Continue reading

I’d Rather Do Controlled Substances [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good morning, even though it’s not actually morning to half of the people of the world. Time zones have a way of making us self-centered. It’s Friday, September 12, Two Thousand and Fourteen.… Continue reading

The Brief and Terrible Reign of Hoyer [TeeCoZee’s NFL Roundup 2014 Week 1]

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If you may remember anything at all, I alluded that last season was going to be the last year for NFL Roundups. I don’t know who the joke’s on. In fact, I really… Continue reading