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The Top 10 Things I Love About NYC In Da Summah®

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New York Fuggin Citay. The Windy Apple. The City That Never Keeps [you waiting]. The Big Thin Crust. You’d have to be catatonic [or from California [or catatonic in California]] to not think… Continue reading

Phantom Songs: Temple Of The Dog – “Hunger Strike”

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Phantom Songs is an ongoing series of musical pieces that you can’t quite put your finger on. You have most definitely heard the song before, but are most likely not able to pinpoint… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Watch Carrie Brownstein Sit In A Chair [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Noon after good. Way after good. It’s Friday, January 23, Two Thousand and Fifteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 37˚ & blindingly sunny and somewhere, somebody is walking into a Carl’s Jr for… Continue reading

I’d Rather Get A Sham Divorce [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Goomornorino! It’s Friday, January 9, Two Thousand and Fifteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 22˚ with a light snow and somewhere, somebody is stepping out onto his front porch. The nightmare of last… Continue reading

Top 5 Reasons I’d Rather Be Making Top 5 Lists [Top 5 Thoughts Of 2014 With Tee “Top 5” CoZee]

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Top 5 Ways To Start The Friday Thoughts 5) Good Afternoon 4) It’s Friday, January 2, Two Thousand and Fifteen 3) The weather in Brooklyn is 42˚ and partly cloudy 2) Somewhere, somebody… Continue reading

[I’d Rather Call It Airport or Christmas or Something Else Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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[What follows is a frantic account of Coze’s streamline of thoughts from December 24, 2014. Running on 2 hours of sleep, hardly any food and a hearty bad luck travelling streak, he spent… Continue reading

I’d Rather Listen To A Kenny Rogers Christmas [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Nooning After Good. That’s the name of my new Golf Ska band. It’s Friday, December 12, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 37˚ & partly cloudy and somewhere, somebody is… Continue reading

I’d Rather Believe That Robocop Killed Hae Min Lee [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good afternoon. Yes, it’s still afternoon, even though it’s darker than night. It’s Friday, December 5, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 42˚ & gunmetal gray and somewhere, somebody is… Continue reading

I’d Rather Train My Cat To Win The Nobel Prize In Kickboxing [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good afternoon. Aren’t you glad I didn’t say evening? Because it’s probably evening, now. It’s Friday, November 28, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 35˚ & deceivingly sunny and somewhere,… Continue reading

Phantom Songs: Faith No More – “Epic”

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Phantom Songs is an ongoing series of musical pieces that you can’t quite put your finger on. You have most definitely heard the song before, but are most likely not able to pinpoint… Continue reading