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I’d Rather Write Her A Blog To Put In My Blog [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good morning, sunshine. Can you move to the left a little bit? You’re reflecting off my keyboard and I’m visually impaired by it. Thanks a lot. Yeah, that’s better. No, it’s just fine.… Continue reading

I’d Rather Meet Someone To Chuck Candles With [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good Late Morning Or Early Afternoon Or Straight Up Midday. It’s Friday, March 6, Two Thousand and Fourteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 26˚ & sunny and somewhere, somebody is pondering what on… Continue reading

Top 10 Potential Spring Training Injuries

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Even though every diamond in greater Kings County is covered in ice [with exception to the one next to the sewage facility and strangely, one next to a Connecticut Muffin], it’s somehow Spring… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Have My Fate Decided By Maury [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good evener, Tom Seaver. That’s the name of my new sitcom. It’s about time travel. It’s Friday, February 27, Two Thousand and Fifteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 32˚ & sunny and somewhere,… Continue reading

The Top 10 Things I Love About NYC In Da Summah®

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New York Fuggin Citay. The Windy Apple. The City That Never Keeps [you waiting]. The Big Thin Crust. You’d have to be catatonic [or from California [or catatonic in California]] to not think… Continue reading

Phantom Songs: Temple Of The Dog – “Hunger Strike”

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Phantom Songs is an ongoing series of musical pieces that you can’t quite put your finger on. You have most definitely heard the song before, but are most likely not able to pinpoint… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Watch Carrie Brownstein Sit In A Chair [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Noon after good. Way after good. It’s Friday, January 23, Two Thousand and Fifteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 37˚ & blindingly sunny and somewhere, somebody is walking into a Carl’s Jr for… Continue reading

I’d Rather Get A Sham Divorce [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Goomornorino! It’s Friday, January 9, Two Thousand and Fifteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 22˚ with a light snow and somewhere, somebody is stepping out onto his front porch. The nightmare of last… Continue reading

Top 5 Reasons I’d Rather Be Making Top 5 Lists [Top 5 Thoughts Of 2014 With Tee “Top 5” CoZee]

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Top 5 Ways To Start The Friday Thoughts 5) Good Afternoon 4) It’s Friday, January 2, Two Thousand and Fifteen 3) The weather in Brooklyn is 42˚ and partly cloudy 2) Somewhere, somebody… Continue reading

[I’d Rather Call It Airport or Christmas or Something Else Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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[What follows is a frantic account of Coze’s streamline of thoughts from December 24, 2014. Running on 2 hours of sleep, hardly any food and a hearty bad luck travelling streak, he spent… Continue reading