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Day 344: More Saturday Haikus

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Woke up around 10But it still wasn’t enoughI’m gonna need more Woke up around noonBut that was way too much restWant an hour back My head is buzzingI struggle to make coffeeI need… Continue reading

Day 343: I’d Rather Have Godzilla Come On A Weekday [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Hey Clinton, I told you to shave those sideburns! Make me! It’s Friday, August 27th, 2 Thousand 20 One. The weather in Astoria is 86˚ & Pantone 7450 and somewhere, somebody… Continue reading

Day 342: 383 Words About Egg Capsule Machines

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It’s Thursday! Cool! It’s the day where I force people to pick writing prompts for me! You probably already knew this! I’ve been doing it for months! This week, my sister is in… Continue reading

Day 341: Wrestling Is Truly The Best [Wrasslin’ For Lunch]

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It was a busy Friday night in Asbury Park. Gaggles of well-to-do upper middle classers flocked to the coast to drink their dry beers and eat their overpriced walnut-topped salads. They didn’t bat… Continue reading

Day 338: Because There’s A Hurricane Coming Through [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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I mean, yeah, there is a hurricane coming through, but it’s mostly going to miss New York City. The Hamptons, on the other hand, are in for a world of hurt. But we… Continue reading

Day 337: Baseball Haikus – Dodgers at Mets 08/14/2021

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Mozz sticks on my tongueSun beams on my greasy faceTotally worth it There’s a breeze tonight.So much better than last night.Thanks so much, weather. Do you ever feelLike a cotton candy bagDriving through… Continue reading

Day 336: I’d Rather Just Eat A Hot Dog [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Great Caeser’s Ghost! A talking Krusty doll! I stole it from that Borgnine guy. It’s Friday, August 20th, Twenty-Twenty1. The weather in Queens is 83˚ & Pantone 6249 and somewhere, somebody… Continue reading

Day 335: 499 Words About A Bucket

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It’s Thursday. That day after Wednesday and before Sunday. It’s also the day that I force people to pick writing prompts for me. This week’s selection came from Joe, who wanted me to… Continue reading

Day 333: Scaffolding

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Up there, it’s just air. Clean air, dirty air, air is air and it’s all up there. There’s some birds circling around, trying to figure out what to do with their day, figuring… Continue reading

Day 332: At Least We Have A New Leader [Beer League Roundup Week 18]

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It finally happened, Beer Leaguers! Chris Sale has finally pitched a game! Oh wait, that’s not what we’re excited about. What was it? Oh yeah. It finally happened, Beer Leaguers! Chris Davis retired… Continue reading