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Day 041: When Is Crime Time, Anyway?

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Please note: It is not my intention to make fun of criminals and their victims. The things that have occurred recently are terrible and wrong. I am moreso trying to make light of… Continue reading

Day 040: They Did It. The Fucking Dodgers Did it.

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I’ve had 8 years to write this in my head. I had so many impassioned opening paragraphs ready to go that I had to delete and save for next year. I was always… Continue reading

Day 039: Marc Throws A Bagel

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Marc woke up late again. He could tell based on the light shining through the curtains. He really should’ve gotten up when Gloria woke him to tell him that she was taking MJ… Continue reading

Day 038: Top 5 Questions From Clerks: TAS That I Still Ask Myself

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Sometimes, it’s the shows that get cancelled quickly that leave the biggest impact on us. Actually, that’s not true at all. Usually, a show gets cancelled quickly because it left zero impact on… Continue reading

Day 037: Hello Darkness, My Old Friend

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There’s something about baseball that other sports cannot replicate. In basketball and football, scoring is abundant and seen as normal. The teams take their turns scoring ad nauseum until a victor is crowned.… Continue reading

Day 036: That Skyline Lovin’

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It was a Friday night. The feeling, it was alright. I looked her in the eye. She gave me a look back. One that she hadn’t given me in ages. Those hungry eyes.… Continue reading

Day 035: I’d Rather Have A Ponytail [Friday Thought W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. My God, this whole things made of breadsticks! And Apple cores and Chinese newspapers! It’s Friday, October 23, This Year. The weather in Brooklyn is 64° & Pantone 18-3838 and somewhere,… Continue reading

Day 034: Bev of the Week – Squirt

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Lemon-Lime is for suckers. It’s a grapefruit world and we’re just living in it. It’s a much more superior fruit. When was the last time you sat down and ate a lemon or… Continue reading

Day 033: If Only I Had Tried It Sooner

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A wise professor once said, “I’m always coming to fucking crossroads. But I’m prepared. I brought my nocs. No biggie.” While we can’t always be like him and bring our binoculars with us,… Continue reading

Day 032: Top 5 Reasons Why The World Series Won’t Suck

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Holy Jabroni, we actually made it! After 3 weeks of bubble living, worn out players, crappy broadcasting and even crappier umpiring, we can finally watch the World Series. Starting tonight, the Dodgers and… Continue reading