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Day 271: Top 5 Worst Gimmick Matches [Wrasslin’ For Lunch]

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If there’s one thing that Vince McMahon loves more than vascular dudes and changing his mind, it’s forcing his talent into gimmick matches for no reason. Between TLC, Elimination Chamber and Extreme Rules,… Continue reading

Day 264: A Tale Of Two Products [Wrasslin’ For Lunch]

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I never fancied myself to be a sports writer. The news cycle on it is much too short for blogging purposes. I would spend all day plugging away at something and by the… Continue reading

Day 262: At Least Our Fantasy Team Is Better Than The Yankees [Beer League Roundup Week 9]

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What up, League Beer-ers?!? I’d like to take this opportunity to once again gloat. It’s that special time in every baseball fan’s life that everything in the universe makes sense. It doesn’t happen… Continue reading

Day 259: I’d Rather Be Night Drinking [Friday Thought W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Needs more ice cream. Marge, can we set the oven to “cold”? It’s Friday, June 4th, 20Twenty1. The weather in Queens is 79˚ & Pantone 10-65955 and somewhere, somebody is listening… Continue reading

Day 256: Bev of the Week – Limca

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I hadn’t eaten good biryani in years. In probably over a decade. Far too long. In fact, I found it impossible to find acceptable biryani in New York. Every time I would order… Continue reading

Day 255: At Least There Were No No-Nos [Beer League Roundup Week 8]

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What’s up, Beer Leaguers? It’s me, the interim commish, the Coze, the only one of you that has to work before 3 on Memorial Day, so let’s cut to the chase. We survived… Continue reading

Day 252: I’d Rather Shoot A Stoplight [Friday Thought W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Hey, Clinton! Paint my chicken coop! It’s Friday, May 28th, Two Thousand and 21. The weather in Long Island City is 51˚ & Pantone 17-4821 and somewhere, somebody is climbing a… Continue reading

Day 248: At Least We Have A New Fearless Leader [Beer League Roundup Week 7]

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What’s up, Beer Leaguers? As you can tell by the title, the brief and terrifying reign of Zook is now over! We all have the right to point our fingers at him and… Continue reading

Day 246: Baseball Haikus – Renegades vs Cyclones

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Slow concession standsNobody is in a rushSo we’ll miss first pitch Joe “The Nord” GenordCouldn’t finish his at-batAvorded The Nord Middle of the 2nd: Renegades 0, Cyclones 0 Stolen base challengeDoing what the… Continue reading

Day 245: I’d Rather Keep Masking My Emotions [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Who the devil are you? I don’t know who you are, but I’m sure you’re a jerk. It’s Friday, May 21st, Twenty-Two One. The weather in Astoria is 75˚& Pantone 13-4304… Continue reading