I’d Rather Get Married [Friday Thoughts w/ TeeCoZee]
Good Moleman. To the untrained eye, I’m eating an orange. But to the eye that has brains, I’m making a point about marriage. For you see, marriage is a lot like an orange.… Continue reading
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I’d Rather Be Driving [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]
Good Moleman. You don’t make friends with salad. It’s Friday, August 30th, Two Thousand and Nineteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 91° & Pantone 0821 and somewhere, somebody is wondering what a trade… Continue reading
I’d Rather Not Be Afraid Of My Neighbors [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]
Good Moleman. ‘Tis a fine barn, but sure it is no pool, English. It’s Friday, August 9th, Two Thousand and Nineteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 78˚ & Pantone 16-4032 and somewhere, somebody… Continue reading
I’d Rather Spell Jedd Gyorko’s Name Wrong [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]
Good Moleman. You took 4 minutes of my life and I want them back! It’s Friday, August 2nd, Two Thousand and Nineteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 88˚ & Pantone 11-4001 and somewhere,… Continue reading
I’d Rather Not Run With A Banana [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]
Good Moleman to you. The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor and it’s time to snatch your mother from his neon claws! It’s… Continue reading
I’d Rather Eat A Gallon Of Blueberries [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]
Good Moleman to you. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel. It’s Friday, April 19th, Two Thousand and Nineteen. The weather in… Continue reading
I’d Rather Just Talk About Baseball [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]
Good Moleman. Shh. Some people are trying to watch the movie. It’s Friday, April 5, Two Thousand and Nineteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 42˚ & Pantone 12-0404 and somewhere, somebody is debating… Continue reading
I’d Rather Not Have My Apartment Tea Bagged [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]
Good Moleman. The eating of an orange is a lot like a good marriage. It’s Friday, March 15, Two Thousand and Nineteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 52˚ & Pantone 11-0601 and somewhere,… Continue reading
I’d Rather Spend My Vacation At Long John Silver’s [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]
Good Moleman. Well, you’re certainly doing your job today, Mr Sun. It’s Friday, March 8th, Two Thousand and Nineteen. The weather in Glendale is 60° & Pantone 12-8540 and somewhere, somebody is waiting… Continue reading
I’d Rather Suplex February Through A Salad Bar [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]
Good Moleman. I just wanted a place to sit down. It’s Friday, March 1st, Two Thousand and Nineteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 30˚ & Pantone 426 and somewhere, somebody is leaving the… Continue reading