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I’d Rather Accept The Unacceptable [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Didn’t that movie used to have a war in it? It’s Friday, December 7, Two Thousand and Eighteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 38˚ & Pantone 3005C and somewhere, somebody is… Continue reading

I’d Rather Be Watching The Weather Channel [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Cowabunga, dudes! It’s Friday, November 30, Two Thousand and Eighteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 42˚ & Pantone d8d4cf and somewhere, somebody is trying to find their way to The Bronx.… Continue reading

I’d Rather Hang In A Low-Concept Space [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. A poem, by Hans Moleman. I think that I shall never see, my cataracts are blinding me. It’s Friday, November 23, Two Thousand and Eighteen. The weather in Chappaqua is 23°… Continue reading

I’d Rather Still Have Strep Throat [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Combed, biscuits, chicken, yellow, mailman. You’ve already quoted this one before, Troy. Very good. It’s Friday, November 16, Two Thousand and Eighteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 42° & Pantone PMS… Continue reading

I’d Rather Answer The Questions That I Ask Myself [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Give it a try, it’s like kissing a peanut! It’s Friday, November 9th, Two Thousand and Eighteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 50˚ & pantone 406C and somewhere, somebody is watching… Continue reading

Suspended Disbelief [TeeCoZee’s AL Roundup August 2018]

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When I first saw Bull Durham, it was on a moldy couch and my room mate was probably smoking tobacco out of a bong, because college. I was not at all a baseball… Continue reading

Mach-Ado About Nothing [TeeCoZee’s MLB Midseason Roundup 2018]

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I usually go on vacation during the All Star Break. This isn’t because of the stoppage of baseball, it’s just the week I generally pick to leave the city. It’s a good mid-way… Continue reading

Desperately Seeking Derek Lastname [TeeCoZee’s NL Roundup May 2018]

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Zook and I used to have a game. Actually, calling it a game would be an exaggeration. It was more of a challenge, something to exercise our dumb wit and keen eye for… Continue reading

In Which Things Get Nautical [TeeCoZee’s AL Roundup May 2018]

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I’ve spent a good portion of my life trying to sell things that people don’t want. Remember Chia Pods? Oatgurt? Sparkling Coconut Water? The California Angels of Los Anaheim? Probably not, because I… Continue reading

A Series Of Inconvenient Truths [TeeCoZee’s NL Roundup April 2018]

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Even though dozens would argue that they aren’t fixed, there’s certain consistencies in sports that we can count on. We know that every year, the Patriots will be a contender. We also know… Continue reading