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Day 235: Just Another Quiet Evening

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It’s another quiet evening. Just like the last, just like the next one will be, just how Nicole likes it. Outside, the crickets have already awakened, even though the magic hour light still… Continue reading

Day 234: At Least Buster Posey Has An Imposter Playing For Him [Beer League Roundup Week 5]

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Well, that was…something. Much like my stomach every time I eat fried cheese, we had upsets galore last week. Actually, that’s a lie. We only had 2 upsets. I don’t want to start… Continue reading

Day 231: I’d Rather Not Wear A T-Shirt Dress [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. I’m seeing double, here! 64 slices of American Cheese! It’s Friday, May 7th, Two Thousand and Twenty-One. The weather in Long Island City is 62˚ & Pantone 17-5104 and somewhere, somebody… Continue reading

Day 227: At Least AJ Pollock Proved To Be The Better Fish Man [Beer League Roundup Week 4]

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Whazzup, Beer Leaguers. We’re coming off from a productive week for nearly every team. Somehow, nobody’s butt fell off. I don’t know how that happened, especially when I was using a Zack Wheeler… Continue reading

Day 225: Ad Nauseous – Corona De Mayo

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Usually, when I walk into work after a day off, I run into a surprise or two. Registers aren’t based properly, somebody messed up a transaction in ways that I can’t even comprehend,… Continue reading

Day 220: At Least CJ Cron Is Doing Something [Beer League Roundup Week 3]

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Holy Jabroni, Beer Leaguers, that was a wild week! There was blowouts, upsets, nail biters, nail grinders, nail hoagies and even a tie game! So in other words, it was just like any… Continue reading

Day 218: On Watching Greatness

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I went to a lot of Lions games as a kid. While nowadays, that sentiment is met with pain and disappointment, things were a lot different back then. The team was still just… Continue reading

Day 217: I’d Rather Use Mapquest [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Do you want your son to win the Nobel Prize or be a kickboxer? Can’t he be both, like the late Earl Warren? It’s Friday, April 23rd, Two Zero Two Uno.… Continue reading

Day 213: At Least Everyone’s Paying Attention [Beer League Roundup Week 2]

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Well, Beer League, week 2 is officially in the history books. Although I don’t know what kind of shitty history book would include a random fantasy baseball league. Just take comfort in knowing… Continue reading

Day 210: I’d Rather Just Buy A Pizza [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. No, I don’t eat any food that comes from an animal. That’s well and good for sheep, but what are we to do? It’s Friday, April 16th, Twenty-Twenty-Three-Minus-Four-Plus-Two. The weather in… Continue reading