I know what you’re thinking. Seriously, I do. If you’ve spoken to me in the last year or you read the title of this article (I guess it’s possible that you’ve done neither),… Continue reading
It was a good run while it lasted. Or at least I think it was? There was a time, about 2 or 3 months ago, when Monday Night Raw was the best wrestling… Continue reading
There was a time, not too long ago, that making a major purchase was a major process. Say, for instance, the year is 1997 and you want a new computer. How do you… Continue reading
This asshole Subaru. It’s too early for this shit. Coming at me from behind at full speed like he has somewhere to be. This kind of behavior is acceptable at night, but in… Continue reading
Disclaimer: This contains minor spoilers to the 2022 film, “Babylon”, which you will probably not see and if you do, it will be on AMC 10 years from now and you’ll stick around… Continue reading
What a year it’s been. Remember when that one thing happened? That was nuts. But what about when that one dude said that thing? I couldn’t believe my ears! Or that person that… Continue reading
Good Moleman. We only get 30 sweet night days and then the government takes it away. I can see through time. It’s Friday, December 30, 20Two2. The weather in South Ozone Park is… Continue reading
I work in the industry of losing. It happens in bulk 8 to 12 times a day. No matter the outcome, there’s only one winner in a pool of several. The loser count… Continue reading
I sometimes like to imagine that I’m a victim of teleportation. As if somehow, on some indiscernable date in 2004, I wake up in my weary 35 year old body and am left… Continue reading
I woke up to my alarm this morning and then fell back to sleep. When I woke back up, I panicked, looked at my phone and saw that it was only 6:11. My… Continue reading
