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It’s Okay If You Don’t Understand My Tattoo. Because I do.

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Why in the hell do people get tattoos in the first place? The question isn’t as simple as it sounds. Many would argue that they do it to immortalize something that means something… Continue reading

I’d Rather Wear A T-Shirt [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. You’re reading the wine list, sir. Very good. It’s Friday, January 6, Two Thousand Seventeen. The weather in Brooklyn is 35˚ & Pantone 292U and somewhere, somebody is trying to remember… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Hurry Down The Chimney [Christmas Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Didn’t that movie used to have a war in it? It’s Wednesday, December 21, Two Thousand and Sixteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 39˚ & Pantone 584 and somewhere, somebody is… Continue reading

Phantom Songs: Bobby Helms – “Jingle Bell Rock”

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Phantom Songs is an ongoing series of musical pieces that you can’t quite put your finger on. You have most definitely heard the song before, but are most likely not able to pinpoint… Continue reading

It’s Made Of Food [A Soylent Review]

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Years ago, before my friends knew any better, I was invited to a dinner party. It was an eclectic mix of people that I considered chums, acquaintances, sworn enemies and “Steve, Or Some… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Talk About The Election [Thursday Thoughts w/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. We paid for blood! It’s Friday, November 11 Thursday, November 10, Two Thousand and Sixteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 54˚ & Pantone 663 and somewhere, somebody is eating a Three… Continue reading

Excuses To Not Be Writing

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You haven’t seen me around lately. I’ll try to take it as an observation instead of an accusation. I’ve been around. Trust me. I was probably hanging out by the Pepsi Machine. Yeah,… Continue reading

Free Wine Blog VIII: It’s Like The Popov Of Wine

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This is not to be confused with a Free Wine Blog/A Wine Blog That Is Free. The wine is free, but the blog is going to cost you. Don’t worry, I’ll send you… Continue reading

Top 5 Jobs That Should Be Replaced By Robots

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It’s 2016. Do you know where your robots are? If you said “at work”, then you’re probably misinformed and an idiot that eats butt for dinner. We live in very convenient times. I… Continue reading

Free Wine Blog VII: It’s In The Can

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This is not to be confused with a Free Wine Blog/A Wine Blog That Is Free. The wine is free, but the blog is going to cost you. Don’t worry, I’ll send you… Continue reading