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A Shart Heard Round The World

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IF YOU LIKE THIS POST, VISIT   www.scottymwatson.com TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE AUTHOR The Following article was featured in the March 2010 Issue of Stool Monthly A Shart Heard Round the World: The Story… Continue reading

“A Behanding in Spokane” presented by Baseball For Dinner-Theatre

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IF YOU LIKE THIS POST, VISIT   www.scottymwatson.com TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE AUTHOR The day began like any other. I didn’t have to work, therefore, I didn’t have to set an alarm, therefore, I… Continue reading

The 6th Ave Tunnel Team

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IF YOU LIKE THIS POST, VISIT   www.scottymwatson.com TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE AUTHOR It took me almost a month to adjust to the subway in New York City. A full month before I stopped… Continue reading

Under Siege: A Review

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IF YOU LIKE THIS POST, VISIT   www.scottymwatson.com TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE AUTHOR What makes an Action Hero? Charisma? Martial Arts Domination? Sex Appeal? A ponytail? Only one man has all these and more!… Continue reading

My Top 5 Boy Toys

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IF YOU LIKE THIS POST, VISIT   www.scottymwatson.com TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE AUTHOR Author’s Note: this is a post about toys, not about hunks. I have no idea how many toys have passed in… Continue reading

Silas Mephisto dead at 169

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IF YOU LIKE THIS POST, VISIT   www.scottymwatson.com TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE AUTHOR It’s only been a week since Silas Mephisto committed suicide as his apartment on Roosevelt Island in New York City, but… Continue reading

Grease Spot

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The story I wrote before Grease Spot was about a jousting tournament. Like most of the stories I wrote in 7th grade, there was: A twisted villain An unlikely hero An underdeveloped love interest And enough bone crushing, R-rated violence to give Quentin Tarentino a chubby. I found a copy of Grease Spot when I was back in Reed City this past November

Dr. Leopold’s CELEBRITY FECAL FANTASY

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IF YOU LIKE THIS POST, VISIT   www.scottymwatson.com TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE AUTHOR AS SEEN ON T.V. (in Uzbekistan) You’ve seen them in your favorite movies In top makeup commercials Now you, Yes… Continue reading

The Anatomy of An Audition

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IF YOU LIKE THIS POST, VISIT   www.scottymwatson.com TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE AUTHOR Auditions are bouncers. They stand in the doorway of your next job and, if you don’t please them, you’re turned back… Continue reading

Which Metal Band Are You?

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IF YOU LIKE THIS POST, VISIT   www.scottymwatson.com TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE AUTHOR How do you define yourself?  Developing a clear and defined me in this world rife with product placement and self help… Continue reading