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Guess The Band Names From These Photos

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Oookay Baseballfordinner.com users. It’s time to USE. YOUR. NOODLE. Using the pictorial clues and your eye spheres, guess which bands the following pictures represent. Use those wrinkled pink skull weights. GO TIME. 1.… Continue reading

Help Me Become Han Solo.

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Rumor has it that Disney is going to make a new Young Han Solo movie. I am a professional actor named Scott Watson, and a life-long Star Wars fan. When the announcement was… Continue reading

“This concept of WUV confuses and infuriates us!”

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“And what is this emotion you humans call ‘wuv’?” “Surely it says ‘love’!” “No, ‘wuv’! With an earth ‘W’! Behold!”   IF YOU LIKE THIS POST, VISIT   www.scottymwatson.com TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Martin Luther Bar

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“Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you start the English Reformation.” IF YOU LIKE THIS POST, VISIT   www.scottymwatson.com TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE AUTHOR

If Adults Treated Each Other Like They Do Children.

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And what’s YOUR name, little fella?

Peter Jackson’s THE TROLL: AN UNEXPECTED ASSHOLE

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Brand new sneak peak from the 1st part of Peter Jackson’s epic upcoming trilogy THE TROLL: AN UNEXPECTED ASSHOLE

Jurassic Park Pirates

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Clever Girl.

Turken Will Kick All The Thanksgiving Asses

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TURKEN The Baster, coming this Thanksgiving to gobble gobble up all the sexy wenches and cleave those Pilgrims in twain.

Go Home, Urban Outfitters, You’re Drunk.

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Saw this at Urban Outfitters today in Manhattan. This is what happens when your employees in China work 16 hour shifts. Batman’s face = I am so pissed. Why is my fist so… Continue reading

The Worst Test of All Time

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TIME High School, 2003 LOCATION Reed City, Michigan TEST SUBJECT  The Canterbury Tales by Geoffrey Chaucer UNINTENTIONAL EXPERIMENT  How will I score on a reading comprehension test for The Canterbury Tales considering: A… Continue reading