Moving in Together: Pooping
Unexpected things that happen when you move in together. This one’s about pooping. Visit the author’s site for other random shit
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Thoughts and Prayers factory struggling to meet demand
Thoughts and Prayers factory LLC in Springfield, Nebraska, is struggling to keep pace with the sheer demand of orders flooding in from across the United States and, increasingly, from around the globe. “It’s… Continue reading
“Everything Amazing, Fabulous!” Says Wonka as more Oompa-Loompa’s test positive for Coronavirus
“Try the masks, they’re each flavored like a complete meal!”
“Mr. Wonka, often described as, “thin, squirrely and maliciously song-driven,” danced around us few gathered reporters dolling out medical masks due to the ongoing Covid-19 outbreak.
This is the Stephen King novel I tried to write when I was six.
While sorting through old boxes in Reed City, buried beneath my Pinewood Derby trophies and novelty spoon collection, I found the first story I’d ever written. I had no memory of writing this,… Continue reading
Dr Computer MD – Say Hello to your Computer!
Dr Computer MD, professional computer man, and Comrade Bear teach you how to use your new computer machine.
How Your Arts Degree Might Just Save Humanity
After getting the legally acceptable amount of radiation inside a terror-proof pod, you emerge bleary eyed in the Delta Airlines Terminal of La Guardia in NYC. Thirsty for an overpriced beer, you notice… Continue reading
I am not a Millennial -The Birth and Death of Generation Y
I was born in 1986. Every generational article goes into great detail about the Baby Boomers (my parents.) How by sheer numbers they changed the world as they aged. If the 60’s… Continue reading
BEHOLD THE TERROR OF SKULL ISLAND
“EVEN BRAVEST OF MEN MUST DREAD THE HORROR OF THIS PLACE. STEEL YOUR COURAGE BOY, NOW, BEFORE YOU GAZE UPON THE TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE FACE OF-
I Saw Return of the Jedi First: What Star Wars Means to Me as a Millennial
Like this article? Follow me on Twitter @scottymwatson I saw RETURN OF THE JEDI first. I was being baby-sat a few blocks away at the White’s house. Their back-room was composed completely of windows, a… Continue reading