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This is the Stephen King novel I tried to write when I was six.

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While sorting through old boxes in Reed City, buried beneath my Pinewood Derby trophies and novelty spoon collection, I found the first story I’d ever written. I had no memory of writing this,… Continue reading

Dr Computer MD – Say Hello to your Computer!

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Dr Computer MD, professional computer man, and Comrade Bear teach you how to use your new computer machine.

How Your Arts Degree Might Just Save Humanity

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After getting the legally acceptable amount of radiation inside a terror-proof pod, you emerge bleary eyed in the Delta Airlines Terminal of La Guardia in NYC. Thirsty for an overpriced beer, you notice… Continue reading

I am not a Millennial -The Birth and Death of Generation Y

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  I was born in 1986. Every generational article goes into great detail about the Baby Boomers (my parents.) How by sheer numbers they changed the world as they aged. If the 60’s… Continue reading

BEHOLD THE TERROR OF SKULL ISLAND

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“EVEN BRAVEST OF MEN MUST DREAD THE HORROR OF THIS PLACE. STEEL YOUR COURAGE BOY, NOW, BEFORE YOU GAZE UPON THE TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE FACE OF-

I Saw Return of the Jedi First: What Star Wars Means to Me as a Millennial 

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Like this article? Follow me on Twitter @scottymwatson I saw RETURN OF THE JEDI first.  I was being baby-sat a few blocks away at the White’s house. Their back-room was composed completely of windows, a… Continue reading

A five second review of every James Bond movie (including Spectre)

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I reviewed every Bond film in five seconds for my friend who’s never seen a Bond film.

We live tweeted the Star Wars Holiday Special. Watch it with us and relive the hilarity (and horror!)

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To watch the Star Wars holiday special and follow along, click HERE It was a simple idea. Live tweet the Star Wars Holiday Special. I love Star Wars. I had every movie, toy,… Continue reading

All Daenerys Tagaryen Scenes in Season 4 of Game of Thones

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All Daenerys Tagaryen Scenes in Season 4 of Game of Thrones.

Guess The Band Names From These Photos

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Oookay Baseballfordinner.com users. It’s time to USE. YOUR. NOODLE. Using the pictorial clues and your eye spheres, guess which bands the following pictures represent. Use those wrinkled pink skull weights. GO TIME. 1.… Continue reading