The Secrets to Interdimensional Travel
Contrary to what the title may have led you to believe, this post does not contain any instructions on how to travel between dimensions. I just submitted a patent application and that shit’s… Continue reading
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So you think you have a soul
Really? Have you put any thought into this? Probably a few minutes before you got bored… Well, as an engineer, I think about things like this all the time. When something doesn’t make… Continue reading
Uncle Brian the Leper
let me tell you something about uncle brian…he’s a genius. that’s undeniable, just ask PK. but he’s a genius in ways that you may be unfamiliar with… if you haven’t read PK’s first… Continue reading
Top 5 albums from metal-influenced bands that have since released 2 more full-length albums, put on a great live show and…oh, of whom you’ve probably never heard
That’s right. I said it. You have probably never heard of these bands. I know you like to think of yourself of a music aficionado, and that’s OK, I’m not trying to one-up… Continue reading
LOST
Just shut up right now. This has nothing to do with your TV show. You know, the one where people get LOST on this desert island, and they’re all stressed out because they’ve… Continue reading
no, that’s just silly
so i was waiting in SFO for my delayed flight to chicago. realizing my extra time, i thought i should pull out my laptop and do some writing… you know when you get… Continue reading
Where to sit on an airplane
First, I believe an introduction is in order. I am the engineer, and I am pleased to be the newest addition to BFD. I may or may not be an aerospace engineer at… Continue reading
Breaking News from NASA
Pasadena, CA NASA JPL scientists announced early this morning that there is conclusive evidence the native Lunar inhabitants have been following Dr. Leopold’s Celebrity Fecal Fantasy Program (see below advertisement). News broke when… Continue reading