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I WISH I HAD A TUB FULL OF COLE SLAW [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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Good morning, people of planet Earth. Yes, it’s morning now. [Or maybe it’s afternoon.] Take a moment to reflect on where you woke up this morning, is it where you wanted to be?… Continue reading

I WISH I LOVED PRESSED JUICE [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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The afternoon is good, it’s good, and god, he’s okay. Today is Wednesday June 11th 2014 and I swear I’m not turning this into a bi-weekly thing. Or am I? I think I… Continue reading

I WISH I WAS A CELEBRITY DRAG QUEEN [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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  Good one hour after noon PM, it is 1pm and I’m eating a yogurt pop, what have you done with your life lately? I missed last weeks Whinings and that will happen… Continue reading

I WISH I BELIEVED I COULD FLY [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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Good evening coastal people, It is 8:40pm in my hometown of New York, but I am actually writing this whinings from Los Angeles, where it is still mid afternoon. So suck it. Today… Continue reading

I WISH I WASN’T ADDICTED TO BLOODY MARYS [WEDNESDAY WHININGS W/ H2K]

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[In an attempt to make BFD into more of a Renaissance Blog, our resident Girl Writer™, H2K, decided to experiment with Throwback Writing. If you think about it, it’s a whole new genre… Continue reading

I WISH CHANGE DIDN’T WEIGH ME DOWN [WEDNESDAY WHININGS W/ H2K]

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Good afternoon people, because morning is for microscopic creatures that live inside your nostrils. Today is April 2nd, and that’s the truth… April fools does not extend into the second, don’t believe anyone… Continue reading

I Wish I Was Made Of Flax Seed Products [Wednesday Whinings With H2K]

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Good morning, universe. Today is March 12, 2014, approximately 8:22am. An ungodly hour to be thinking, or writing well. Luckily I’m doing neither. In fact as I write these words I’m suppressing a… Continue reading

I Wish I Had Bigger Boobs [Wednesday Whinings With H2K]

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Good morning America, today is Wednesday March 5th 2016 — this is a blog post from the future. Deal with it. After being inspired by long-time comrade, TeeCoZee, I’ve decided to add another… Continue reading