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I WISH I COULD SAVE THE POSTAL SYSTEM [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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I WISH I LIVED IN A TEEPEE VILLAGE [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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OMFG it’s Wednesday. I don’t think “acro-yoga” is a real thing. Not like, it’s imaginary, but I just don’t understand where the yoga… Yoga is an ancient indian thing… isn’t it? Was there… Continue reading

I WISH MY FARTS WERE LOUDER [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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“Oh good Wednesday” “Good Wednesday to you, sir.” I am not going to open these Whinings with an apology about last week because last week didn’t even happen. Yeah… Oct. 1st, not a… Continue reading

I WISH DENTISTS WEREN’T SO JUDGMENTAL [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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Good Day – I won’t speculate, because I know I’m late… I’m two days late because I’m ahead of everyone. But I figure, I will be two weeks late if I wait until… Continue reading

I WISH I WAS BACK AT BURNING MAN [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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Good Wednesday! Time is just a concept we’ve created to time our orgasms. Also, it might not even be Wednesday where you are, and it’s actually already Thursday here, secret space alien…This will… Continue reading

I WISH I KNEW YOU BETTER [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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Hello! Hope you’re having a nice Wednesday! Thank you Rob Shmidt, I will. Last week Wednesday took a vacation, this week he’s beating himself up for eating too many fish tacos on said… Continue reading

I WISH I LIVED IN A BAG OF PUBES [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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Is it Wednesday again? It is, motha fucka! Did you have a good week so far? Tell the screen… tell the screen! I spent the last week in San Francisco, which always reminds… Continue reading

I WISH I HAD ALL THE DICKS [WEDNESDAY WHININGS W. H2K]

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Hey! It’s Wednesday! Orange you glad it’s not Thursday? What do you have against Thursdays? Jerk. The last two weeks have been really uplifting. There’s been a war in my second hometown, I… Continue reading

I WISH I HAD TWELVE NIPPLES [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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It’s a good late afternoon for anyone who doesn’t like pre-noon hours. Today is July 9th and I know I missed last week, but I equally know that no one cares. So… F-It.… Continue reading

I WISH I WASN’T SO SCARED OF FAILURE [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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Good morning, except that by the time I finish this it’ll be late afternoon at the latest. So good whatever it is you’re experiencing right now. I hope it’s a good one. I… Continue reading