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I WISH THE INTERNET WAS MY FRIEND [WEDNESDAY WHININGS W. H2K]

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I WISH HEMP SEEDS WERE HUMP SEEDS [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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I WISH FOR GENITAL LOVE [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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I WISH I FELT CHRISTMAS CHEER [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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I WISH ALL CHOCOLATE WAS SALTED [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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I WISH I DIDN’T WANT TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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The Soho Ho:

I WISH COUGH DROPS DIDNT TASTE SO GOOD [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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I WISH MY HEART WAS WATERPROOF [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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I WISH HUMAN BELLY FAT COULD FEED THE HUNGRY [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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I WISH YOU WOULD LICK PEANUT BUTTER OFF MY BODY [WEDNESDAY WHININGS WITH H2K]

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Wednesday is upon us! The sun rose in the Wednesday hemisphere and crushed Tuesday to the mother fucking ground. Tuesday is out of the game. Today a man gave me a banana, and… Continue reading