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Top 5 Reasons Why I’m Not Writing

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I was going to do a writing today to explain why I haven’t been writing lately. Then I decided that it would be a lame and melodramatic idea. So now I am doing… Continue reading

Murder Case Takes Unexpected Turns

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–Outworld It has been about one month now since the ruler of the Outworld, Raiden, was brutally murdered. The offender, Scorpion, remains at large, but not by lack of trying by the police.… Continue reading

Underground Knife Parties Take Ravers By Force

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–Pittsburgh, PA If there’s anything to say about the youth of America, it is that they thrive on danger. Somewhere in between doing illicit substances and eating sponges, our children have lost their… Continue reading

Binder & Binder defend BINDER in Binder-related Binder failure

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AP– National Social Security Disabilities Advocates Binder & Binder have stepped up to the plate today in what some analysts are calling the most daring case ever undertaken by the Binder Bros. Defending… Continue reading

baseballfordinner.com stages a fake launch; offends dozens

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Grand Rapids, MI– Dozens of online readers are reportedly upset today after contributors from the much anticipated website, baseballfordinner.com allegedly staged a fake launch. It has yet to be determined why such a… Continue reading