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Day 205: Because This Commute Is Too Damn Long [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

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It happened already. Didn’t take long at all. After 2 months of living off the N line, we are officially stuck in the vicious web of Planned Service Changes. In order to get… Continue reading

Day 203: I’d Rather Win A Lottery [Friday Thoughts W/ TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Gomer upsets Sergeant Carter…with sexy results. Ohh, I’ll never forget that episode. It’s Friday, April 9th, Twenty Ace Queen. The weather in Astoria is 52˚ & Pantone 16-3911 and somewhere, somebody… Continue reading

Make it so, number one (Star Trek TNG)

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Bad Luck

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Blue’s Clues Reboot

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I’d Rather Have My Wife Write For Me [Sunday Thoughts W/ RageWynn]

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Hey hi hello good whatever time of day it is! Today is Sunday, January 12, 2020. The weather in Brooklyn is way too warm for January & Pantone whateverthefuck, and somewhere, someone is… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Eat Melons With A Purpose [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Are you really allowed to execute people in a local jail? It’s Friday, June 24, Two Thousand and Sixteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 86˚ & Pantone 283 and somewhere, somebody… Continue reading

Top 5 Ill-Advised Breakfast Cereals

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These cereals put the “rekt” in breakfast!

I’d Rather Not Be In Chicago [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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 Good afternoon or evening or morning or whatever. It’s Friday, July 10, Two Thousand and Fifteen. The weather in Chicago is nobody cares and bluh and somewhere, somebody is in a building. The… Continue reading

Coze Makes Gurgel Geuw Music Video, Entertains Some

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After a 5 year hiatus, TeeCoZee treated dozens to yet another Gurgel Geuw music video. People have described it as “cool”, “needs more skateboards” and “elephant ass blast”. I had the opportunity to… Continue reading