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Unbitter Moments [Theoretically Thursday w/ Wes Hull]

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Tonight was a whiskey night, but the only thing I found drinkable at the store was Bell’s Amber Ale. Now I know what you’re saying, but I don’t care about the authenticity of… Continue reading

F For Mask [Theoretically Thursday w/ Wes Hull]

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In this industry, it’s really hard for an article to compete next to a picture of a girl peeing. The following piece by Wes Hull has no pictures, bullet points, lists, nonsequitors, discounts… Continue reading

Nas Was My Gateway Drug [Theoretically Thursday W/ Wes Hull]

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In further attempt to transform BFD into a more diverse blog and prepare it for the 22nd Century, we have recruited another voice. His name is Wes Hull. You can call him Wes… Continue reading

Introducing: Autumn Surprise 5.1 (Now In Stereo!)

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September 2010: Our likely heroes, Zook and Coze, unearthed a secret so dark and fierce that it took the world by storm. Knowing that Lou Bega’s real name was not actually Lou Bega… Continue reading

My First Trip to the Gay Bar

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I was the DD for the night as we made our way to our final destination: a gay bar in the heart of San Francisco. It was my girlfriend’s birthday, and she decided… Continue reading

The Complete Works of Kurt Vonnegut Part 3: Slapstick

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In the following series of articles, I will rank all 14 of Kurt Vonnegut’s novel from bottom to top.  In this, part 3 , I will review #10, SLAPSTICK, on my way to… Continue reading

The Top 5 Things That I Should Avoid Doing On My Next Date

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Some asshole once told me to write about what scares me. In turn, I wrote an epic essay on my own shadow and nobody read it. That’s the last time I’ll take advice… Continue reading

24 Lessons That I Have Learned In The Past Year

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1) Some nights, sleep will come. Other nights, it won’t. Accept it. This feels especially true right now, as the previous sentence was written on a sleepless night. There are times when there… Continue reading

I’ll Throw A Boot At You…Err, I Mean A T-Rex

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Recently I went to a show at a hole-in-the-wall venue called Death by Audio in Williamsburg, Brooklyn. All the groups that I managed to catch perform were pretty sweet, and it felt like… Continue reading

Slappy Slim’s “The Anti-Rapper” & Marble Mummy’s “The Fast Bounce Tape”: Double Down Album Reviews!

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Slappy Slim – “The Anti-Rapper” Micah Van Voorst is everywhere. Literally. As Micah, he schools neighbor kids on the basketball court, teaching them lessons in both balling and life. As DJ M-Select, he… Continue reading