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Bad Luck

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Blue’s Clues Reboot

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I’d Rather Have My Wife Write For Me [Sunday Thoughts W/ RageWynn]

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Hey hi hello good whatever time of day it is! Today is Sunday, January 12, 2020. The weather in Brooklyn is way too warm for January & Pantone whateverthefuck, and somewhere, someone is… Continue reading

I’d Rather Not Eat Melons With A Purpose [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Are you really allowed to execute people in a local jail? It’s Friday, June 24, Two Thousand and Sixteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 86˚ & Pantone 283 and somewhere, somebody… Continue reading

Top 5 Ill-Advised Breakfast Cereals

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These cereals put the “rekt” in breakfast!

I’d Rather Not Be In Chicago [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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 Good afternoon or evening or morning or whatever. It’s Friday, July 10, Two Thousand and Fifteen. The weather in Chicago is nobody cares and bluh and somewhere, somebody is in a building. The… Continue reading

Coze Makes Gurgel Geuw Music Video, Entertains Some

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After a 5 year hiatus, TeeCoZee treated dozens to yet another Gurgel Geuw music video. People have described it as “cool”, “needs more skateboards” and “elephant ass blast”. I had the opportunity to… Continue reading

Unbitter Moments [Theoretically Thursday w/ Wes Hull]

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Tonight was a whiskey night, but the only thing I found drinkable at the store was Bell’s Amber Ale. Now I know what you’re saying, but I don’t care about the authenticity of… Continue reading

F For Mask [Theoretically Thursday w/ Wes Hull]

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In this industry, it’s really hard for an article to compete next to a picture of a girl peeing. The following piece by Wes Hull has no pictures, bullet points, lists, nonsequitors, discounts… Continue reading

Nas Was My Gateway Drug [Theoretically Thursday W/ Wes Hull]

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In further attempt to transform BFD into a more diverse blog and prepare it for the 22nd Century, we have recruited another voice. His name is Wes Hull. You can call him Wes… Continue reading