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I’d Rather Not Eat Melons With A Purpose [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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Good Moleman. Are you really allowed to execute people in a local jail? It’s Friday, June 24, Two Thousand and Sixteen. The weather in Brooklyn is 86˚ & Pantone 283 and somewhere, somebody… Continue reading

Top 5 Ill-Advised Breakfast Cereals

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These cereals put the “rekt” in breakfast!

I’d Rather Not Be In Chicago [Friday Thoughts With TeeCoZee]

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 Good afternoon or evening or morning or whatever. It’s Friday, July 10, Two Thousand and Fifteen. The weather in Chicago is nobody cares and bluh and somewhere, somebody is in a building. The… Continue reading

Coze Makes Gurgel Geuw Music Video, Entertains Some

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After a 5 year hiatus, TeeCoZee treated dozens to yet another Gurgel Geuw music video. People have described it as “cool”, “needs more skateboards” and “elephant ass blast”. I had the opportunity to… Continue reading

Unbitter Moments [Theoretically Thursday w/ Wes Hull]

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Tonight was a whiskey night, but the only thing I found drinkable at the store was Bell’s Amber Ale. Now I know what you’re saying, but I don’t care about the authenticity of… Continue reading

F For Mask [Theoretically Thursday w/ Wes Hull]

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In this industry, it’s really hard for an article to compete next to a picture of a girl peeing. The following piece by Wes Hull has no pictures, bullet points, lists, nonsequitors, discounts… Continue reading

Nas Was My Gateway Drug [Theoretically Thursday W/ Wes Hull]

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In further attempt to transform BFD into a more diverse blog and prepare it for the 22nd Century, we have recruited another voice. His name is Wes Hull. You can call him Wes… Continue reading

Introducing: Autumn Surprise 5.1 (Now In Stereo!)

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September 2010: Our likely heroes, Zook and Coze, unearthed a secret so dark and fierce that it took the world by storm. Knowing that Lou Bega’s real name was not actually Lou Bega… Continue reading

My First Trip to the Gay Bar

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I was the DD for the night as we made our way to our final destination: a gay bar in the heart of San Francisco. It was my girlfriend’s birthday, and she decided… Continue reading

The Complete Works of Kurt Vonnegut Part 3: Slapstick

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In the following series of articles, I will rank all 14 of Kurt Vonnegut’s novel from bottom to top.  In this, part 3 , I will review #10, SLAPSTICK, on my way to… Continue reading