Day 247: Because I Got To Work Early [Top 5 Top 5 Sunday]

Trust me, I know it’s early. I had to wake up at the buttcrack of dawn to do training for work. And even though it took me forever to find a parking spot, I still found myself to be ridiculously early. So while I wait, here’s some lists!

5) Best Pain Relievers

5) Excedrin

4) Bayer

3) Tylenol

2) Aleive

1) Advil

In all honesty, I’ve never had Motrin work for me. Also, I can’t really name many other pain relievers. If you watch commercial breaks from the 80s, you’re gonna see a whole slew of pills that you’ve never heard of. The generation before us was the guinea pig in the Great Pill Rush, when companies were just popping brands out left and right. They weeded out the useless ones so we can have less options today. I think they did a pretty good job.

4) Top 5 Public Restroom Styles

5) Pee trough

4) 1 urinal, 1 toilet, no divider

3) 1 urinal, 1 toilet, with divider

2) Standard large restroom

1) Private toilet rooms

Luckily, troughs are a thing of the past. Those things did a number on my 7 year old self. A public restroom can be as clean and as empty as can be, but none of them will ever too the private toilet rooms, also known as Coke Rooms. This is not to be confused with a single-toilet restroom. The Coke Rooms always come in rows of 3 or more. For as long as you dictate, that room is yours and you don’t have to feel bad about it. You can do whatever you want. I even wrote this list in a Coke Room! The possibilities are seemingly endless.

3) Top 5 Sleeping Positions

5) Face-down/stomach

4) Sitting up

3) On your side facing a vent

2) On your side facing a loved one

1) On your back

I never understood sleeping on your stomach. Feels like it’s too easy to suffocate that way. But honestly, as I stand here in a dark corner waiting for work, I could fall asleep right now. Maybe that should be #5…

2) Top 5 Mineral Waters

5) Gerolsteiner

4) Perrier

3) Lurisia

2) Saratoga

1) Pellegrino

Say whatever the hell you want, Pellegrino is the standard for a reason. It’s the perfect combination of crisp and stale, everything that a mineral water should be. Accept no substitutes. Or do. Mineral water is generally good.

1) Top 5 New Pictures In My Camera Roll






Yesterday morning, Rachel looked up Willys zodiac. He’s a Taurus. So of course I had to make it so.

Have a “Have You Driven A Ford Lately” week, everyone!

– TeeCoZee