Day 193: Apologies, Dear Reader.

It appears that Coze’s brain is out of order today. We apologize on his behalf. It may be down for a multitude of reasons, including but not limited to: routine maintenance, weather-related outage, act of god, lack of sleep, a severe case of depression, writers block, panic attacks or just because it’s sick of dealing with everyday use.

No reason has been given, but we expect the brain to be back up and running by tomorrow morning. If you have any questions, comments or concerns, you can email Pork Hertylman at

In the meantime, you can still read Coze’s full back catalog on May we suggest reading about the time he pooped himself? Or you could also check out the first ever Friday Thoughts. It’s all in the archive!

Baseball For Dinner is committed to providing you a daily enriching experience. We’ve deduced from Coze’s notes that some things he was going to write today include:

– Wrasslin’ For Lunch

– Top 5 Disappointing Childhood Snacks

– The Intricacies of Onion Transport

– How the Postal Service can eat a bag of dicks

– And much more!

Once again, we apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused. We should be back to our regularly scheduled content in short order.


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