Day 185: I Was Going To Write About Wrestling

I was going to write about wrestling
And how pointless last night’s Fastlane In Your House PPV was.
But then I got distracted by something else
And I ran out of time.

I was going to write about wrestling
And how stupid it was to have the US Title match in the pre-show.
But I’m preaching to the choir
As my insights offer no new opinions.

I was going to write about wrestling
And how The Fiend 2.0 looks like Jason Voorheis after he blew up.
But then I realized that he also looks like Super Shredder
And every other “improved” incarnation of a villian that’s worthy of it’s own article.

I was going to write about wrestling
And how dumb it was to have Braun Strowman fight Elias.
But then I realized that you probably don’t care
And I should find better things to write.

I was going to write about wrestling
And how disappointed I was in the potential Triple Threat Main event at Mania.
But then I saw the new trailer for MLB The Show 21
And got overly excited about Roberto Clemente.

I was going to write about wrestling
And how good the Sheamus/MacIntyre blowoff was.
But then I found out that my stimulus is being processed
And my leg is bleeding for some reason.

I was going to write about wrestling
And how Seth Rollins and Shinsuke should fight more often.
But then I got a phone call from my coworker
And he told me that today is going to really suck.

I was going to write about wrestling
And how lukewarm I feel about the potential Wrestlemania card.
But there’s better things to write about
And it’s my job to figure out what they are.

Umm…well…hmmm…

…shit.

I guess I just wrote about wrestling.

– TeeCoZee